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02-01-2004, 02:31 PM #1
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Any of you bros go on a job interview this past week in NYC? I ask because this big ass ****er at least 6'4" and HUGE juiced to the gills came in for a job interview in my department. The f ucker was HUGE! I don't want him working with me. His desk would be right next to mine and he'd make me feel small. Plus I don't want him drinking the boxes of protein shakes I keep under my desk or stealing the gear orders I have delivered to me at work.
He's coming back for a second interview and I'm going to have to do the interview. Can you imagine my questions. "How much do you squat? Exactly how many and what kind of cycles have you run?"
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02-01-2004, 02:38 PM #2
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Tell him that he forgot to fill out the cycle history section of the job application. See the reaction you get.
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02-01-2004, 02:57 PM #3
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You know what? I'll do it. Just to see his reaction. I'm not sure if the peer interviews we're doing will be done as a group or one on one. If one on one I'll ask him. I don't care.
Originally Posted by usualsuspect
I really don't want him there. I'm the only one who lifts seriously at my job and they come to me for workout advice. ****, I don't want the competition. He'll make me look small and invisible. If he starts working with me I'll have to go on a year long cycle just so I can looked pumped every day at work.
YOU'RE BIGGER THAN ME YOU CAN'T WORK HERE!!!
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02-01-2004, 03:06 PM #4
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Carlos!!!!!!!!! You should get the player hater of the year award for this one... Originally Posted by Carlos_E
Don't hate the player hate the game bro!!!!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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02-01-2004, 03:13 PM #5
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Carlos!!! That's ****in great !!
Ask him what cycles he went on like the bros said, the reaction youll get will be hilarious lol!
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02-01-2004, 03:19 PM #6
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Yeah, I said I'm gonna do it. Originally Posted by hoss827
Carlos!!! That's ****in great !! Ask him what cycles he went on like the bros said, the reaction youll get will be hilarious lol!
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02-01-2004, 03:19 PM #7
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As i see it, if he tells you the truth... ........... he would be the perfect person for you to hire..
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Originally Posted by Carlos_E
Any of you bros go on a job interview this past week in NYC? I ask because this big ass ****er at least 6'4" and HUGE juiced to the gills came in for a job interview in my department. The f ucker was HUGE! I don't want him working with me. His desk would be right next to mine and he'd make me feel small. Plus I don't want him drinking the boxes of protein shakes I keep under my desk or stealing the gear orders I have delivered to me at work.
He's coming back for a second interview and I'm going to have to do the interview. Can you imagine my questions. "How much do you squat? Exactly how many and what kind of cycles have you run?"The answer to your every question
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02-01-2004, 03:20 PM #8
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Yeah, I know I'm hatin' I don't care. I don't want him there. He's to big. Originally Posted by monster.
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02-01-2004, 03:24 PM #9
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Thats wrong bro...lol..So what the guy owns you, If he is going to make more money then you, then that would be a problem.. If he gets hired, and makes more money then you, then you should just give up all together!!!!! Originally Posted by Carlos_E
Yeah, I know I'm hatin' I don't care. I don't want him there. He's to big.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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02-01-2004, 03:26 PM #10
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Go for it bro, if you can tape it or something Originally Posted by Carlos_E
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02-01-2004, 03:27 PM #11
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Hell, ask if he's an AR member...how old is this guy anyway Carlos?.
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02-01-2004, 05:11 PM #12
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Can I do the interview??????????
Originally Posted by Carlos_E
Any of you bros go on a job interview this past week in NYC? I ask because this big ass ****er at least 6'4" and HUGE juiced to the gills came in for a job interview in my department. The f ucker was HUGE! I don't want him working with me. His desk would be right next to mine and he'd make me feel small. Plus I don't want him drinking the boxes of protein shakes I keep under my desk or stealing the gear orders I have delivered to me at work.
He's coming back for a second interview and I'm going to have to do the interview. Can you imagine my questions. "How much do you squat? Exactly how many and what kind of cycles have you run?"1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
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02-01-2004, 10:11 PM #13
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Man I would welcome the opportunity to work with someone thats is a fitness freak......it would be a welcome change from the hoho snarfing, frito lay eating dorks that I've had to worked with. You might actually be able to talk to this person, not like the usual Dilberts that you get stuck working with in an office. Originally Posted by Carlos_E
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02-01-2004, 10:21 PM #14
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Yeah, you're right. I'll talk to him during the interview so I'll know if he's cool or not. I am thinking about making a cycle joke. That would be hella funny. Originally Posted by chicamahomico
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02-01-2004, 11:22 PM #15
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So whats up man? Hire women with nice bodies and guys with intelect - but never the other way around?
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02-03-2004, 05:06 AM #16
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so when's the 2nd interview?
U never know he may become a great buddy. Maybe he can get you gear cheaper, u can swap advice, get motivation etc etc.
remember who is the boss
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02-03-2004, 08:34 AM #17
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End of the week. Originally Posted by thickmass
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02-03-2004, 09:17 AM #18
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ego trippin?? Life harder wuss!!
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02-03-2004, 09:57 PM #19
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Be sure to update us Carlos....I can't wait to here what this guy has to say.
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02-03-2004, 09:58 PM #20
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hows his legs look?
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Let you know on Friday. I'll ask him for height/weight during the interveiw. Originally Posted by bigol'legs
hows his legs look?
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02-03-2004, 10:07 PM #22
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Originally Posted by bigol'legs
hows his legs look? Yeah, do they compare? What about his calves? Mine are about 17.5 inches pumped now.
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02-03-2004, 10:10 PM #23
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Sigh... Originally Posted by hoss827
Yeah, do they compare? What about his calves? Mine are about 17.5 inches pumped now.
We're not gonna to strip search the ****er before the interview.
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02-03-2004, 10:13 PM #24
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Thats great...Carlos you should be happy to have someone that works out working with you. Like someone said above, you never know...he could be a sweet ass source
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Originally Posted by Carlos_E
Sorry bro, if you can try to getta pic of this guy so we can see how juiced up he is.
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02-03-2004, 10:19 PM #26
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LMAO!!! Originally Posted by Carlos_E
haha... i can just see it " Sir, its manditory for all employees to strip down to their underwear and pose for the camera.."
"what? ... O, im putting em on this cool website in order to get some more feedback for your job qualifications..."
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02-03-2004, 10:23 PM #27
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Classic! Originally Posted by bigol'legs
LMAO!!!
haha... i can just see it " Sir, its manditory for all employees to strip down to their underwear and pose for the camera.."
"what? ... O, im putting em on this cool website in order to get some more feedback for your job qualifications..."
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02-03-2004, 11:51 PM #28
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*in a hoss voice* ... So did ya interview him yet? did ya... did ya..
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02-04-2004, 12:44 AM #29
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The guy could be a great guy, and who know's he could have some awesome hook ups for gear.......don't hate, appreciate!!
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Anyone else think its bdtr? I know you two are tight.
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02-04-2004, 06:32 AM #31
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Nahhh....BDTR isn't that big! Originally Posted by palme
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02-04-2004, 06:42 AM #32
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Hire him,, a new work out buddy.............
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02-11-2004, 08:56 AM #33
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is he in or out?
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He started today. My think I'm gonna call him slim. Originally Posted by thickmass
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I think there is a new small guy in the office now
I guess people wont need your advice on being small when there is a huge mofo next door:
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Is he at least a cool guy, or just another prick!
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Slim.......... that's a good on...
better than calling him GG......... GH Gut....
did you ever ask him his "Cycle experience"
Originally Posted by Carlos_E
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He's 6'2" 300 used to play football. Theres to many people around to ask personal questions.
He already said something stupid in front of everyone. I told him I'm 5'6" and I want to be 230. He said thats a lot of steroids .
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Yea.;................
that's stupid...........
you could have said.............
"yea??????? hey......... i always wanted to try me some of that.. you probably can hook me up.... what would be a cycle for me?"
just a thought..........
Originally Posted by Carlos_E
He's 6'2" 300 used to play football. Theres to many people around to ask personal questions.
He already said something stupid in front of everyone. I told him I'm 5'6" and I want to be 230. He said thats a lot of steroids .Last edited by spywizard; 02-11-2004 at 07:17 PM.
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well, he's right Originally Posted by Carlos_E
He's 6'2" 300 used to play football. Theres to many people around to ask personal questions.
He already said something stupid in front of everyone. I told him I'm 5'6" and I want to be 230. He said thats a lot of steroids .
btw whats your stats now?
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