Thread: Montana Joke..
02-02-2004, 05:24 PM #1
On a tour of Montana, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit
the mountains for some sightseeing. He was cruising along
the campground in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic
commotion just at the edge of the woods.
A helpless man, wearing sandals, hawaiian shorts, a save-the-whales
tee shirt and a tree-hugger hat was struggling frantically,
thrashing around trying to free himself from the jaws of a 10 foot
As the pope watched horrified, a group of loggers
came racing up. One ran up and quickly fired a 44 mag into the
bear's chest. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding
semiconscious man from the bear.
Then using long clubs, the three loggers beat the bear
to death and hauled it to their truck. Immediately the Pope shouted
and summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your
brave actions!" he told them. "I heard that there was bitter hatred
between loggers and environmental activists. But now I have seen
with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies "Who was that?"
"It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with
God, and has access to all of God's wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to God's wisdom,
but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting. By the
way, is the bait holding up okay, or do we need to go back to
Missoula and grab another one?"
02-02-2004, 05:42 PM #2
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