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    Best name for doing it....How old were you when you started ....

    Floggin the Dolphin.....
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    12 i remember when i first started, i thought i invented this ****, and when i grew up, was gonna sell the concept to men all over the world and be rich and famous...what a dumb little **** i was

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    wow QB I don't think that's something I would admit... ever again.. in fact... you should probably delete your post


    j/k! j/k! I don't know how old I was.... but it's at least once a day now... and not floggin the dolophin... i don't have a dolophin contrary to popular belief

    I see more sharks than dolophins while surfing anyway...

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    Heh...I got the idea off of , "theres something about mary" lmao!!! 12 years old , is when i started choking the chicken, milking the cow, flogging the dolphin, flanking the whale.

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    wait a min...what are we talking about here???

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    10 im almost proud of it first time ive done it i was scared cause i wasnt sure if it was safe to do this to MR. Jones... anyway im 22 now and i still jerk on clips of britney spears

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    hey peam, why are women less likely to admit to it then men are, in your opinion.

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    I used to also think i would run out of juice, so wouldnt do it as oftn..then eventually i was like 'what the hell, who wants kids anyways' lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by QbHunter
    I used to also think i would run out of juice, so wouldnt do it as oftn..then eventually i was like 'what the hell, who wants kids anyways' lol
    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    11, first time it happend I thought I pee'd myself. I was young, dumb, and full of...well you know.

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    hey hoss, i didnt know you were only 16..wow

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    10.... and I called it "doing something bad and I need to hide in the closet to do it."


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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    10.... and I called it "doing something bad and I need to hide in the closet to do it."

    in the closet??? messy

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    first time was at 10 y.o scared me and I thought I was going to hell. By the time I was 12 I knew hell was where the party was going to happen.

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    11, I didn't name it I just did it.. Now i consider it 'making love to myself'

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    11 or 12...............was the single Greatest thing that has ever happend in my life =-)

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    **** i was 17.. and i didnt name it.. big ole used to hit up the sudafed'ed cat in the closet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elliot
    big ole used to hit up the sudafed'ed cat in the closet

    LMFAO!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elliot
    **** i was 17.. and i didnt name it.. big ole used to hit up the sudafed'ed cat in the closet
    your sister wouldnt go otherwise.. so I made her drink sudafed...

    and Did she tell you I called her cat? ... dont let her go to the cops bro..

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    Elliot WTF? you were 17 holy **** how could it possibly have taken yo uthat long to discover how to snap a load Haha JK, I first rubbed one out when I was 12.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PurePower
    11 or 12...............was the single Greatest thing that has ever happend in my life =-)
    LOL bro ...soooooooooooooo true

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    Quote Originally Posted by RUDY-14
    Elliot WTF? you were 17 holy **** how could it possibly have taken yo uthat long to discover how to snap a load Haha JK, I first rubbed one out when I was 12.
    its cause he is mormon... and his mom told him not to..

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    Well I don't remember how old I was, but it felt so good I had to do it twice.

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    probably around 12 or 13. im not sure. but i can say that it was on that day that i met my most understanding lover.

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    i beat my **** when i was 11 and ****ed this girl that lived next door when i was 12

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    Stop it guys!!!! You're scaring me!

    My kid is 10½ and puberty is right around the corner! I am dreading the day I'll start finding sticky kleenexes by the computer and hot babes in the IE image cache (or dirty magazines under his mattress if he's like I was!)

    God I feel old now....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    Stop it guys!!!! You're scaring me!

    My kid is 10½ and puberty is right around the corner! I am dreading the day I'll start finding sticky kleenexes by the computer and hot babes in the IE image cache (or dirty magazines under his mattress if he's like I was!)

    God I feel old now....

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    red.. my wife was shocked when i told her i jerk it.. I was like "wait till you catch the kid doing it..."

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    back when I was around 6 years old and my parents would leave me at the babysitters with this girl that was a year older than me....we used to play Doctor...but I didnt start humping till 11 years old....

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    hahaha...hilar mass.....i first started knockin them off when i was 11 or 12

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs


    red.. my wife was shocked when i told her i jerk it.. I was like "wait till you catch the kid doing it..."
    He he he I used to think "no big deal!" but now that it's right around the corner, I dunno I want to be cool about it and all, but in a way that won't embarass him.

    Sometimes I think growing up is harder on the parents than the kids!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    Stop it guys!!!! You're scaring me!

    My kid is 10½ and puberty is right around the corner! I am dreading the day I'll start finding sticky kleenexes by the computer and hot babes in the IE image cache (or dirty magazines under his mattress if he's like I was!)

    God I feel old now....

    Red
    LOL @ Red.............in this day and age I don't think you need to worry about magazines,maybe print outs,but not magazines

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    hey spun, is that you in your avatar??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elliot
    **** i was 17.. and i didnt name it.. big ole used to hit up the sudafed'ed cat in the closet
    Yeah..He started late. He got laid everyday of his life unlike some of us

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    yes, I remember the event all so well...Oh it was great...that single event changed the way I viewed my hand being just 12 years old Guilty as charged

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    Thumbs up

    I was about 14 when i discovered this most wonderful thing in the world, i still remember the very first time i rubbed one out aswell, i came in like 1 second and frickin hell was like a shower, the first one felt the best, no ever rubbing ever felt as good after... except when you discover girls can do it better than you can.

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    First time I with a girl touching it I was 7. The twins that lived next to my Aunt. What a good time in the old shed...lol...First time doing the "five knuckle shuffel on the old piss pump" I think I was 10 or 11.

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    TPAK that's the best one i've heard yet..friggin classic!

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    Probably around 11...I called it " Roughing Up the Suspect"..and "Spear Fishing"...

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    Roughing up the suspect.........................that has to be the most original of all..

    how about..

    Slappin the misses around... (she likes it rough)


    Quote Originally Posted by BamaSlamma
    Probably around 11...I called it " Roughing Up the Suspect"..and "Spear Fishing"...
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