My mom...

The poor woman thinks that she is old!!! Shes nearly 40 for God's sake and people think shes about 33-35...I posted pics of her awhile back. Shes interested in meeting some of the guys on here. She saw massjunkies avatar and anadrol devourers, and warriors pics and bouncers pics, and she was like WOW! Those guys could be interested???? :lol: I told her most of the guys here were in a relationship or married...Shell be on AR tomorrow because the stepfather is gone all day and so is the nosey little sister. :banana: :banana: So she actually wants to take time and meet everyone. She may be in the chat as well that night.

are you serious?

Yeah, im serious. I told her about anal devourer kicking my ass in asteroids , and i showed her the member location pole and all that good stuff...Took her to the members pics section as well, :lol: She enjoys it alot there, I teased her about it greatly. :wg:

Told her she needed to hookup with a sweet guy , that would make her happy (besides in the bed, lmao) who she would be happy with..Rather then this 54 year old assclown living here and sleeping in her bed doing practically nothing...

it's weird 'cause she's you mom...but also it's realley nice bro...good son.hehe

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Originally Posted by hoss827

Yeah, im serious. I told her about anal devourer kicking my ass in asteroids , and i showed her the member location pole and all that good stuff...Took her to the members pics section as well, :lol: She enjoys it alot there, I teased her about it greatly. :wg:

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Is this really wise to post this with all the juice riddled bros on this board?

And your Mom is not old,I saw the pics and she's very attractive,looks 35-36 yrs old.


Further more I don't know anyone that would want to be YOUR step dad..........j/j..bro :p

show her my pic =-)

i don't get along with her husband too..

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Originally Posted by PurePower

show her my pic =-)

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Post it, or hit me up with the link. :D

She told me i could post her pics again, but last time the thread was closed because ...I dunno why lol.

I told her this was a steroid board as well..She doesnt really mind.
"What's gear???" And i told her. "oh....Well you just stay away from that shi!t ok?" :lol:

its in the member pics section its on page two i beleive =-)

I dont think my mom will complain about anyones pics....The womans bedroom is next to mine...So I hear everything that goes on...Needless to say, I haven't heard shi@t for two years....Thats good and bad . :lol: NOTE THAT I AM DELETING THIS POST, you guys WILL NOT use this as blackmail against me. ;)

Hoss, I can't believe it. You're like....pimping your Mom on AR, WTF? :?:

-LH

This is ridiculous

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Originally Posted by bdtr

This is ridiculous

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and scary, too

~Sorry Hoss i have to agree with BDTR and Swellin?~ I never knew there was a AR dating service one here??~

That's a good idea. SpunHoney, if you look like anything in your Avatar, how about me and you try hooking up first and telling everyone else how it went.

does anyone ever notice that when hoss opens a thread he post in a ration of at lease 2 to 1 to anyone else whoes posting..

Hoss bro, you never cease to amaze me with your posts.:lol:

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Originally Posted by Elliot

does anyone ever notice that when hoss opens a thread he post in a ration of at lease 2 to 1 to anyone else whoes posting..

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Hey you gotta remember he's on a quest to catch cycleon's 67,000+ posts, in the next year.

I've got my nude pic up at BB4L. Send her that way. :p

Where are the pics?

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Originally Posted by hoss827

The poor woman thinks that she is old!!! Shes nearly 40 for God's sake and people think shes about 33-35...I posted pics of her awhile back. Shes interested in meeting some of the guys on here. She saw massjunkies avatar and anadrol devourers, and warriors pics and bouncers pics, and she was like WOW! Those guys could be interested???? :lol: I told her most of the guys here were in a relationship or married...Shell be on AR tomorrow because the stepfather is gone all day and so is the nosey little sister. :banana: :banana: So she actually wants to take time and meet everyone. She may be in the chat as well that night.

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This has gone far enough..