Monster you drunken hooker!

**LuvMuhRoids** · 02-08-2004, 03:56 AM

Get your butt in here. So where'd you go sluttin at bish? You hit the whore bars?

**LuvMuhRoids** · 02-08-2004, 04:01 AM

You do that coney on 11 mile gratiot...ewwwwwwwwww

**monster.** · 02-08-2004, 04:06 AM

Naw bro, haha... It was a chicks Birthday party, i had to attend for moral support.. She doesn't dig the strip clubs..haha I hate stuck up yuppies, thats how 5th avenue was, There was good looking girls and there, and the women outnubmered the guys (thats always good) I didn't blow a **** load of money so i was impresssed.. My boy said all her girlfriends were going, but thats another story (trainwrecks)... I defintley dropped the ball with this one chick, but i'm not losing sleeep over that one..

**monster.** · 02-08-2004, 04:08 AM

lmfaooooooooooooo...coney, was that last attempt to hook up, but it wasn't popping.. I enjoyed the farmers omlete and took my pride home with me!!!!!!!1

haha

**LuvMuhRoids** · 02-08-2004, 04:10 AM

I used to do 5th avenue in royal oak. Some awesome babes in there man. I figured you went clubbin downtown MT. Clemens or something. Wild Woodies is hoppin I heard. Its time for me to go whoring again. I needs me a girl. That **** ex of mine man...pissing me off. She came back around again. Get this...she's takin a class same night same campus and I bumped in to her there walking past her building. If she wasn't stuck on stripper mentality man...

**monster.** · 02-08-2004, 04:11 AM

I was second guessing going downtown, cause i seem to find trouble in the d... No problems though, No body decided to get brave.. Like ice cube said 'Today was a good day"

**LuvMuhRoids** · 02-08-2004, 04:15 AM

What bar do you usually hit when you go out?

**LuvMuhRoids** · 02-08-2004, 04:16 AM

Oh I almost forgot Chris pm'd me over at Meso. Seen lightweight over there too. I got somebody banned already...lol Go check it out. Its a GH thread I commented on and the idiots flamed on me. Phreezer banned the one guy.

**monster.** · 02-08-2004, 04:19 AM

Bro, Next time I go out I'll let you know, I think this 5th avenue is the same owners, cause it had the pool tables, there was a ****ty band haha... but it was very nice, lots of single beautys in there...

Thats tuff bro, seeing the ex especialy like that.. I hope she snaps out that phase, it's bad times what that scene can do.. Keep positive bro, One day she'll realize that lifestyle is going to get her no where, and she can't compare to what she had.. No doubt bro

**LuvMuhRoids** · 02-08-2004, 04:22 AM

Hey look im 25, 26 posts ahead of you...nah nah nah nah nah nah!

**LuvMuhRoids** · 02-08-2004, 04:23 AM

You drunk! How dare you go get lit with out me!? Bish and I thought we were buds! Now im 27 posts ahead of you...lol

**monster.** · 02-08-2004, 04:23 AM

i'll check meso up LOLLL.. ah... its tuff to say, there are alot of places i havn't been yet cause i usually work everyweekend, but when i do go out we hit up the post in mt. clemens, emerald.. sometimes woodys on sundays - that place is usually full of trash...haha, beachgrill, and shores inn.. I'm not big into bars, cause i worked in em for years, same drunks different place, always end up starting trouble..

**LuvMuhRoids** · 02-08-2004, 04:25 AM

Dude we gotta do the post this summer! Im right up the road dude swear to god. That place rocks out on the deck.

**LuvMuhRoids** · 02-08-2004, 04:26 AM

Its a hooker haven in there...

**monster.** · 02-08-2004, 04:27 AM

lmfaoooooooo...its post whore time!!!!!!!!

**monster.** · 02-08-2004, 04:29 AM

Originally Posted by LuvMyRoids

Dude we gotta do the post this summer! Im right up the road dude swear to god. That place rocks out on the deck.

NO DOUBT... man that place is a gold mine!!!!!!!!!! I like that bar, I like those girls, they are actually aproachable, compared to the beachgrill.. You don't need a 50' boat, and a ferrari to talk to them!!!

**LuvMuhRoids** · 02-08-2004, 04:29 AM

Im still 28 ahead of you bish!

**LuvMuhRoids** · 02-08-2004, 04:31 AM

OH man you do know beachgrill well dont you. It's actually full of gold diggers and professional call girls bro. No lie. There is a canadian guy running chicks out of that bar. I met the girls. Hooked up with a few of them and partied at one girls place. They spilled the beans.

Originally Posted by monster.

NO DOUBT... man that place is a gold mine!!!!!!!!!! I like that bar, I like those girls, they are actually aproachable, compared to the beachgrill.. You don't need a 50' boat, and a ferrari to talk to them!!!

**monster.** · 02-08-2004, 04:32 AM

where you keep all your posts in your fanny pack!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha... j/k bro

I'm catching up!!!!!!!!!1

**LuvMuhRoids** · 02-08-2004, 04:35 AM

Nah Im stealing em from Hoss.

**monster.** · 02-08-2004, 04:36 AM

Originally Posted by LuvMyRoids

OH man you do know beachgrill well dont you. It's actually full of gold diggers and professional call girls bro. No lie. There is a canadian guy running chicks out of that bar. I met the girls. Hooked up with a few of them and partied at one girls place. They spilled the beans.

Oh i'm not surprised, You can compare that bar to south beach i bet...the majority of the girls that go in there have 100,000 dollars worth of plastic surgery!!!! Those girls are straight up hustlers!!!!!!!!!! I find it comical to see some of bozos try to run game on them... I'd love to hook up with a few of them though cause they are near flawless...

**LuvMuhRoids** · 02-08-2004, 04:38 AM

Oh i got a story for you what happened that night bro at beachgrill. Want to hear what happened?

Originally Posted by monster.

Oh i'm not surprised, You can compare that bar to south beach i bet...the majority of the girls that go in there have 100,000 dollars worth of plastic surgery!!!! Those girls are straight up hustlers!!!!!!!!!! I find it comical to see some of bozos try to run game on them... I'd love to hook up with a few of them though cause they are near flawless...

**monster.** · 02-08-2004, 04:39 AM

The post for sure is the spot, Otherwise i just work every friday and saturday it keeps my money in my pocket, and i can have somewhat of a social life.. I've gone out and had too many bad bar nights, Bars ultimately are a breeding ground for trouble

**monster.** · 02-08-2004, 04:40 AM

Yes, Shoot bro

**LuvMuhRoids** · 02-08-2004, 04:43 AM

So I go there with my buddy which is an ugly goofball. Im hanging out at the bar up top when you first walk in. At the corner is a group of blondes in half shirts and skirts. Now these girls were like ahhh...early 20's lookin mighty hot but sitting in laps of, of course, what appear to be some 70 year old sugar daddies.

**monster.** · 02-08-2004, 04:45 AM

ah yes, blondes...keep it coming!!!!!! haha

**LuvMuhRoids** · 02-08-2004, 04:46 AM

So you know I dont give a fook im going in for the kill. Im standing close by waiting to talk to one of them and what do I see. The one girl reaches over the bar to grab a napkin and her skirt bro pulls up over her azz and wham total crotch shot with no undies. Nice shaved cooch for the whole bar to see...lol

**monster.** · 02-08-2004, 04:48 AM

I love that ****... Those whores make my fuking night!!!! lol

**LuvMuhRoids** · 02-08-2004, 04:51 AM

Thats not all. One of the girls reaches over and starts playing with her while she's over the bar...lol Im smirking like a kid in toyland man. The girl bent over swatted back couple times yelling for her gf to stop but it was halarious.

**LuvMuhRoids** · 02-08-2004, 04:52 AM

Well after she comes down. Im geeked so I go over to chat and offer a drink. Im thinking shut down for sure but bro I had to give it a shot. Dude i was in. She's like oh hell yah got me a stud. So im hanging with these girls and there freakin grandpa's or sugar daddies, whatever you want to call em.

**LuvMuhRoids** · 02-08-2004, 04:53 AM

This girl was sitting on my lap dude and I could feel her dude right through my pant leg...man and I was on a gram of test too...little did she know how much trouble she was in for...lol

**LuvMuhRoids** · 02-08-2004, 04:54 AM

Wait im not done story gets better...I have to tell you about when we get back to the gf's place and Im all alone with them all....

**monster.** · 02-08-2004, 04:57 AM

Bro, that is off the chain!!!!!!!!!

**LuvMuhRoids** · 02-08-2004, 05:02 AM

you ready for the rest? Going to go toss the cookies?

**monster.** · 02-08-2004, 05:04 AM

LOL... I can get picture, tell me you got with all of the bro!!!!!!!

**LuvMuhRoids** · 02-08-2004, 05:09 AM

Nah sort of. I got with one. Make the story short we go back to this place. Im the only guy with 4 hot blondes. They start diking out to tease me and im talking for real. We're all in a hot tub naked and the small petite one that bent over the bar after they aroused her for a while and Im watching she sais "fukk it" grabs me and takes me in the back room. Its on from there bro...lol That was about the last time I went to beachgrill.

**LuvMuhRoids** · 02-08-2004, 05:10 AM

Oh and onec in a while one of the girls would walk in the room to kiss her or give her a licking while i was busy. One gave me a little action and left.

**LuvMuhRoids** · 02-08-2004, 05:10 AM

So...when we on for beachgrill?

**monster.** · 02-08-2004, 05:11 AM

**** muthafuker!!!!!!!!! Thats good times, those bitches in there are down for whatever, that is crazy.. Was that this past summer, or a few years ago.. check your PMs bro