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    ****..jessica dumb ass

    anyone saw what jessica simpson gave to nick whatever ?.....................a$ 55,000,00 ****ing clock

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    I like jessica simpson... she's beautiful... nice voice... and her personality is cute as hell..... rich people can give $55,000 clocks to eachother

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    I saw that.. must be nice to have money to blow like that!

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    I like her songs, but personally I think the shows only value is the laugh factor because of the stupid **** she says... I mean dont get me wrong shes beautiful and nice, but god how can you not know what tuna is, or buffalo wings???

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    even that guy..nick homosexual......his expression wasn't so happy later on when she said how much she paid

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    Jessica S. is a hottie, but my gosh she has way to much air between those ears.

    I would like a 55,000.00 watch better............a clock is just to big for my wrist.

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    no way... I think they play that up. she's adorable how she's so silly and sorta stupid. She's a doll.... how can you not love her?! Nick Lachey is a complete hottie too....

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    Peam I hate to tell ya this but I know someone who went to high school with her and they say she really is that dumb. Its not an act.

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    Well I don't mind if she's dumb. I think she's adorable no matter what her IQ.

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    I agree shes cute.. not arguing with ya there.. and god I wish I had her body!

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    I don't care how hot she is........the way she acts is a total turn-off.....if not for her voice she would just be another dumbass walking around.....I give her credit the girl can sing IMO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bornbad71
    I don't care how hot she is........the way she acts is a total turn-off.....if not for her voice she would just be another dumbass walking around.....I give her credit the girl can sing IMO.
    i agree 100%

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    Quote Originally Posted by whiteykauai
    i would just tune her out, also it was a custom watch from jacob the jewler
    aand?it make's cheeseburguer's?it has golden boobs?hehe

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    I wanna do her. Can i do her? Please, may I? Just once?

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    I don't get how you guys don't think how she acts is cute?! Did you see the epiosde where they were eating dinner? She said something like "Oh I'm so full." and made this little face... "Just one more bite." She's adorable!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuvMyRoids
    I wanna do her. Can i do her? Please, may I? Just once?
    only if you sing in some pop band

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
    Peam I hate to tell ya this but I know someone who went to high school with her and they say she really is that dumb. Its not an act.
    Yup, but it doesnt matter to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by peam
    I don't get how you guys don't think how she acts is cute?! Did you see the epiosde where they were eating dinner? She said something like "Oh I'm so full." and made this little face... "Just one more bite." She's adorable!
    i agree with you she is very cute how she acts.

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    Do Re Me Fa So La Te Do...Do Te La So Fa Me Re Do

    Ok hold on im working on it gimme a few years. Wait, I cant sing and I have no talent. I can make it in a boy band for sure! Jessica baby here I cum!
    Quote Originally Posted by fefespbeto
    only if you sing in some pop band

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuvMyRoids
    Do Re Me Fa So La Te Do...Do Te La So Fa Me Re Do

    Ok hold on im working on it gimme a few years. Wait, I cant sing and I have no talent. I can make it in a boy band for sure! Jessica baby here I cum!
    that's enough...you cloud **** her...hehe

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    Shes is so ****ing hot i wanna ram her so bad....right in her 2 hole, she has the sweetest ass....i love it

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    I like jessica simpson, **** it if u got it buy a 55,000 dollar watch from jacob the jewler...

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    I like her just for her sheer stupidity. Dumb looks good on her.

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    I just like the fact she is so simple and innocent and saved herself for Nick.It's not uncommon for an artist to be so involved in music that they lack common sense,they simply don't care about anything but thier music.

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    I like her, but she's got more money than sense.

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    LOL... I saw that, I was dying!!! the look on his face.. "Baby, You spent $55,000.00 dollars!!! on a watch" Oh that was mint, I was cracking up, that was a tight watch though to say the least.. I say if you got it spend it..

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    so far she is the only blonde I have ever seen that gets so confused when the wind changes direction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fefespbeto
    even that guy..nick homosexual......his expression wasn't so happy later on when she said how much she paid
    He was like...$55.000 thats all im worth to you biatch!? Then he smacked her in the face with the cheap watch and told her to go get him a new, better one and if she ever ****s upp again its her life!

    I hear nick is a gangstah back in the hood (malibu).

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    Quote Originally Posted by jammergsxr
    I just like the fact she is so simple and innocent and saved herself for Nick.It's not uncommon for an artist to be so involved in music that they lack common sense,they simply don't care about anything but thier music.
    An artist? Now she's an artist? An artist writes their own music.

    She's a singer with great pectoral development. CANNONS!!!

    She is 10x hotter than Britney & Haguilera. THAT is the only reason I've ever watched her show. One of her cans popped out on the show but stupid MTV censored it. All you can see is a little nippage. I think I have an uncensored pic at home somewhere.

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    I love her.aaaaahhhhhh Jessica

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rod Farva
    An artist? Now she's an artist? An artist writes their own music.

    She's a singer with great pectoral development. CANNONS!!!

    She is 10x hotter than Britney & Haguilera. THAT is the only reason I've ever watched her show. One of her cans popped out on the show but stupid MTV censored it. All you can see is a little nippage. I think I have an uncensored pic at home somewhere.
    I'm a songwriter,if that was the case there's not very many true artist.Jessica does write some of her own songs.

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    My ex looks identical to Jessica (face, eyes, and hair) but the girl was too mental. Had to ditch her. Im sure Nick is thinking the same thing. Only problem is: She makes all the money.
    I know plenty of girls who are that dumb as far as common sense with tuna, bees, home depot, etc. They are just sheltered by the family all their life and dont do things by themselves. Takes away from common sense experiences and learning about things.

    How do they have SO MUCH MONEY when neither of them have any top hits out.
    Does Jessica even have a platinum?
    Sure Nick had platinum but that was being split amongst the other boy singers.

    I hope they have a good financial advisor because if not, Jessica is gonna drive them broke in 5 years.

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    I like Jessica.. She Gourgoues !

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    @ Jessica Simpson talking about tea bagging.

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    @ Jessica Simpson not knowing how to turn on a washing machine.

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    i saw that..when she said IT'S BROKE NICK....i wanted to kill her...but first **** her..
    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    @ Jessica Simpson not knowing how to turn on a washing machine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    I hear nick is a gangstah back in the hood (malibu).
    yeah, him and brad gluckman. "its hardcore up in the bu' ya'll. maallllllibuuu."

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