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    Women are so annoying!!!

    My **** girlfriend is so annoying and is pissing me off. So I lay the ****ing bottle of water on the counter. She reems me about putting it back in the fridge. So she leaves her cookies on the counter and I say something. She says, "I'll put them away in a sec." Mind you, this was around 2pm today. Now it's ****ing 10:45pm and I just put the gosh **** cookies away! So I just said something to her and she blew up on me saying I was "being disrespectful to her and telling her what to do." AHHHH!! I just want to throw the ****ing cookies at her and say, "now pick up the ****ing cookies you asshole, then kiss my feet." Just had to vent. Anybody know what I'm talking about??

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    LMFAO

    this is mint!!!

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    i hear putting honey on your nuts works...

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    I can tell you who wears the pants in that family.
    This will turn up in one of two ways. One: She likes to be the dominant one and is used to it.
    Or two: She will break up with you cause you have no balls and let the girl have control over the guy.
    What kind of girl is she? If she is the #2 girl, you need to put her in check cause she needs that from a guy every so often.
    If she is #1. Get used to it and no worries. Let her do what she wants if she is a cool chick to hang with. Its just cookies. And dont leave your **** laying out you lazy bastard.

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    hypocrites...

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    Women.... can live with them.... cant use them for target practice

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    Put ur foot down! Almost all women are the #2 type they just dont know it till they meet a guy that tells them how it is.

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    You should see my mom. She incessantly bitches about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daman1
    My **** girlfriend is so annoying and is pissing me off. So I lay the ****ing bottle of water on the counter. She reems me about putting it back in the fridge. So she leaves her cookies on the counter and I say something. She says, "I'll put them away in a sec." Mind you, this was around 2pm today. Now it's ****ing 10:45pm and I just put the gosh **** cookies away! So I just said something to her and she blew up on me saying I was "being disrespectful to her and telling her what to do." AHHHH!! I just want to throw the ****ing cookies at her and say, "now pick up the ****ing cookies you asshole, then kiss my feet." Just had to vent. Anybody know what I'm talking about??
    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I know all to well what your talking about

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    Stuff Like This Is Why I Dont Keep Guns In My House

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    Check this out.. i have a psyche project done where 2 of my group members present an argument and i analyze it.. so one of my group members steve go his **** done in about 2 days this lazy blank takes 2 weeks calls me last night and is like hey would you mind staying up till like 11-12 cause im at work right now and im aget home and email it to you.. im like cool.. that dumb blank didnt send me **** i ended up staying up all night doing her part and my part and she takes credit for my work.. i wanned to pile dirve her lazy ass..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elliot
    i wanned to pile dirve her lazy ass..
    Do it. ****ing pile drive your schlong in her ear.

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    tell me about it...

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    Just based on the title of the thread...................sometimes I would agree with you however..................thank God we have them...............If all there was on this planet was swinging dicks then I'm heading to Venus. hahahaha

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    You guys are working yourself up waaaayyyyy too much here. You know how women can be conniving.. This means we are just smarter than you and know how to manipulate you.....
    Just take it with a grain of salt..and get over it....lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Babyweight
    You guys are working yourself up waaaayyyyy too much here. You know how women can be conniving.. This means we are just smarter than you and know how to manipulate you.....
    Just take it with a grain of salt..and get over it....lol
    Wow that did it!! BAH!! Kick here outta here! OUT OF HERE!!

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    Now now, no need to get upset.... see it's working...sillly

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