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    Using steroids since grade 5!

    I remember back in grade 5 we had to do this little fake product development. I developed this pill that gave me extra strength. In my presentation I used a broomstick with two aluminum plates at each end to look like weights. I brought the "barbell" in with my friend to look like it was heavy. I attempted lifting the bar and couldn't, but then I popped some of my pills (rocket halloween candies) and was able to lift the "barbell" above my head. I guess my fate has been sealed ever since.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Boy
    I remember back in grade 5 we had to do this little fake product development. I developed this pill that gave me extra strength. In my presentation I used a broomstick with two aluminum plates at each end to look like weights. I brought the "barbell" in with my friend to look like it was heavy. I attempted lifting the bar and couldn't, but then I popped some of my pills (rocket halloween candies) and was able to lift the "barbell" above my head. I guess my fate has been sealed ever since.
    good **** dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Boy
    I remember back in grade 5 we had to do this little fake product development. I developed this pill that gave me extra strength. In my presentation I used a broomstick with two aluminum plates at each end to look like weights. I brought the "barbell" in with my friend to look like it was heavy. I attempted lifting the bar and couldn't, but then I popped some of my pills (rocket halloween candies) and was able to lift the "barbell" above my head. I guess my fate has been sealed ever since.

    Good story bro,

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    Didnt figure reconstituting powder pez and bootting it in front of the class would be appropriate huh

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    im just curious of what your teacher said?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cpt steele
    Didnt figure reconstituting powder pez and bootting it in front of the class would be appropriate huh
    haha, i'd love to see it, though

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    Yep, you were doomed from elementary. It must be a pre-life imprint. You were a juicer in another life time.

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    HAHA thats awsome...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Boy
    I remember back in grade 5 we had to do this little fake product development. I developed this pill that gave me extra strength. In my presentation I used a broomstick with two aluminum plates at each end to look like weights. I brought the "barbell" in with my friend to look like it was heavy. I attempted lifting the bar and couldn't, but then I popped some of my pills (rocket halloween candies) and was able to lift the "barbell" above my head. I guess my fate has been sealed ever since.
    That's a great story lol. Yeah I'm curious about what the teacher said also do you remember?

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    I don't think the teacher said anything. I am pretty sure I got a good grade too. Now if only D's tasted as good as rockets.

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    List Me!!!

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    hahaha, thats a funny story. man i would have loved to have seen the teachers expression on that one

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