Thread: Hoss is competeing !!!!
02-17-2004, 09:53 PM #1
Hoss is competeing !!!!
Nothin big, just a lifting competition for the sophomores in my school, it helps to raise money for new lifting equipent! The sad thing is...its only squat maxout, and benchpress maxout...No military press, or LEG PRESS, or calf raises, or deadlifts... So since hoss has allready mastered the bench press, i'm going for squat...Last time i maxed was 405, but now im back down to 375-385...I slacked on squats a few weeks, had the flu too.
Forgive me big 'ol! ...only competition I gotta worry about when it comes to squats, is brant, and my friend jerrod...Jerrod wont do much in squats, tore the ligaments in his knee, shattered the growth plate in his leg, from football...Brant on the other hand, is one of the genetically gifted bastards whom is naturally strong, eats the ****tiest food, and only lifts at school, and the bastard is still strong and big...I want him to loan me some DNA ....lol I'll take some pictures from the competition, and post em...and if i win, i'll have a nice big trophy that i'll get a pic of me with it posted on AR. Wish me luck guys! I WANT THIS BAD!!!!!! lol Any advice you guys could give me to get my squat up?
02-17-2004, 09:56 PM #2
If you can do an official squat with 405 or even 385 i'll crap in my hat and eat it.
Originally Posted by hoss827
02-17-2004, 09:57 PM #3Originally Posted by bdtr
02-17-2004, 09:59 PM #4
A picture with you bottoming out on a squat and something that proves you won with a 405 squat. I'm calling bull**** on this one. When do you have time to lift between ****ing fat girls, learning the finer points of throat punches, nearly dying of cancer, pimping your mom and your girlfriend having strokes/heart attacks/polio/ebola?
02-17-2004, 10:00 PM #5Originally Posted by bdtr
02-17-2004, 10:00 PM #6
ROFLLLLLLLLL @ BDTR.....................good luck tough hoss.Might be time to find those pro hormones your Mom took from you
02-17-2004, 10:01 PM #7Originally Posted by bdtr
02-17-2004, 10:03 PM #8
And I never ****ed a fat girl!!!!!!!!!!
02-17-2004, 10:20 PM #9Originally Posted by bdtr
of the fat girl.
02-17-2004, 10:23 PM #10Originally Posted by hoss827
am i the only one that notices hoss talking about himself in the third person..?
02-17-2004, 10:24 PM #11
with a 50lb benchpress bdtr would refer to himself in the third person.
02-17-2004, 10:28 PM #12Originally Posted by bdtr
02-17-2004, 10:30 PM #13
Is this for real? You're kidding right.. I thought you were going to cut down to 130lbs?
02-17-2004, 10:31 PM #14Originally Posted by monster.
02-17-2004, 10:31 PM #15
Ass touching the floor??? Hell no! I wouldnt be able to do that. I'd be able to go down until my legs woudnt go down anymore, but i couldnt touch my ass to the flooor. Cutting starts in about 3 weeks btw
02-17-2004, 10:33 PM #16
Yes...thats the word lol
02-17-2004, 10:43 PM #17
Hoss with my 1000th thread.. Elliot thinks that hoss can do it, elliot and bdtr will be in the bleechers..
02-17-2004, 10:50 PM #18
"Hoss is competeing".....................................Ye ah lets just hope its not in the spelling bee.
02-17-2004, 10:53 PM #19Originally Posted by USfighterFC
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH.. wait i cant spell either..?
02-17-2004, 11:12 PM #20
Hey hoss is that blonde sitting in the chair your mom? If it is she's a hot friggin mom man. Tell her I said that she's a 10 and I'd pick her up.
02-17-2004, 11:28 PM #21Senior Member
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Here is some advise.invest in some knee wraps they wont help that much but they will do....
Given the fact that i have never seen you lift or that i dont know if thats your real max but here is what i would do........
Warmups are important:
First attempt(always open light)
Third(maby a little more, depends on how you feel)
02-18-2004, 02:43 AM #22
Hey bdtr will you eat my crap out of a hat if I squat 405 to the floor for ya?
02-18-2004, 05:09 AM #23Originally Posted by whiteykauai
02-18-2004, 05:18 AM #24Originally Posted by bigol'legs
02-18-2004, 05:19 AM #25Originally Posted by PurePower
Thanks alot bro!
02-18-2004, 07:39 AM #26Originally Posted by hoss827
****.....squating 405 at 16 years old?!?!?....i dont even see the biggest guys at my gym pushing that up............thats ****ing amazing, if so..................post up those pics............we all must see..............
02-18-2004, 08:13 AM #27
50 is telling himself that hoss could possibly win, only is brant has the runs that day and ****s down his leg, thereby dropping the weight...can anyone else refer to themsleves in the 4th person?
02-18-2004, 08:26 AM #28Originally Posted by bdtr
02-18-2004, 08:35 AM #29Originally Posted by whiteykauai
"nuttin but a peanut!"
"light weight! light weight baby!"
and i want video...that would be funny sh*t...
good luck bro...
02-18-2004, 08:36 AM #30
make sure the picture is from behind and to the side so we can see both the angle of your legs and the number of plates on the bar.
02-18-2004, 08:37 AM #31
ttgb thinks that hoss should spend more time on school work!
02-18-2004, 09:01 AM #32
Thats a a **** good lift for your size. If they go by %bw you should do quite well. Just dont be a quartersquat kid.... you only look like a retard that way.
02-18-2004, 09:11 AM #33
Testify believes in you hoss.
02-18-2004, 10:05 AM #34
Don't let people put you down. Go for it. You can do it dude! Good luck!
02-18-2004, 11:29 AM #35
It's hard, but i'm afraid I might shiat my pants lol
02-18-2004, 11:33 AM #36Retired Vet
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I wanna see yo Momma squat Hoss.
02-18-2004, 11:48 AM #37Originally Posted by hoss827
02-18-2004, 11:54 AM #38
i gotta laugh at this one..
02-18-2004, 11:57 AM #39
Keep this up top till the comp lol. Hoss has a way to get out of everything he says. I think the first post i read from him was that he had cancer and then suddenly it wasn't cancer but he was going to chemo for it but now he's perfectly ok.
02-18-2004, 12:04 PM #40Originally Posted by bdtr
i must have missed that one..............but in all seriousness..........i hope that he doesnt have it...........but that is nothing to ever joke about..........
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