Feb 18, 2004--we all owe $23,333.33
Wow . . . I hear tell the US National Debt just passed the $7,000,000,000 mark. With a 300,000,000 population, that puts each of y'all's share at $23,333.33. And it's growing every day, supposed to keep growing for at least the next 5 years according to GW Bush.
Must be the work of liberals . . . oh, wait . . . they haven't been controlling Congress for quite a while now . . . it must be the, um, who? It's on the tip of my tongue . . .
Cons . . .
Conse . . .
Conserv . . .
Um,
Conservat . . .
Oh yeah, them
Conservatives! I thought they were supposed to be good at handling money. I guess it's just their own . . . not public money . . .
--Tock
(sarcasm button off)