Question about getting a massage...

Alright, I've always liked massages, both giving and recieving, but obviously recieving is more fun (don't turn this into some gay joke thing).

Anywho, I really want to get a massage, was thinking about a full body swedish massage. I found a very nice spa in downtown Toronto, and it's like $75 dollars for 60 minutes. The place is really big and fany type place, with daily packages available, and you even show up like 20 mins early, etc...

Anyways, I have one main concern, which is kinda weird. If i'm lying down, on a bed, naked, and totally relaxed, with a woman touching me and massaging me, I can gaurantee you I'm gonna pop a massive hardon. It's not something I can avoid!! So what the hell?!

Have people here gotten full body massages? Did something like that happen to you?

Now, I know someone might even suggest, well hell, go to one of those erotic spa places, where it gets "dirty" but I don't want that. I want an actual good massage. Preferably from a CMT (certified massage therapist).

So, suggestions/advice?

T.

go to an oriental place and ask for a happy ending.

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Originally Posted by chrisAdams

go to an oriental place and ask for a happy ending.

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I agree.. Flip her a 20 and ask her to massage your love muscle!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The greatest thing about being overseas is exploiting the massage girls! :lol: "Yeah - you like?"

Terinox.....did you expect a legitimate answer to your question with all these test ridden perverts in here????

I actually just quit my job as a receptionist at a massage place. The girls would always come out and be like "that was so embarrassing, he just had a hard on" They weren't grossed out that it happened but the guys would just lay there and pretend it wasn't there, which made it kind of weird for the therapist. One guy even grabbed the girls hand and put it on his member. They don't take it personally and I think it really happens alot. There really isnt anyhting you can do about it. Maybe you should lay face up first so that way when its gets really hard you can turn over and hide it!

I have had them... if the message is deep enough (pain) there will be no erection..


but it is a concern... justs say you want a back only... they will work it that way also..

have fun............

ever tried blood pressure medication..? you cant get a eraction for ****..

I went and got a professional massage once and I hated it. Didn't like a stranger putting their hands on me....and it hurt. Now...the massages I get at home are wonderful and if I have any reaction.....which I usually do....I can get some satisfaction too :)

i use a sharper immage jump off.. its pretty good but it give you twitches for a while..

You need to find Spunhoney.......she can give you a full explanation on how massage therapists are supposed to handle situations like this......

I use to get one every week and it was great on recovery and kept me from getting injuries. It was a deep massage and I promise it hurt way to much for me to even think about getting an erection.

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Originally Posted by EJA8004

I actually just quit my job as a receptionist at a massage place. The girls would always come out and be like "that was so embarrassing, he just had a hard on" They weren't grossed out that it happened but the guys would just lay there and pretend it wasn't there, which made it kind of weird for the therapist. One guy even grabbed the girls hand and put it on his member. They don't take it personally and I think it really happens alot. There really isnt anyhting you can do about it. Maybe you should lay face up first so that way when its gets really hard you can turn over and hide it!

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Can you imagine it the other way around? Say I was working in a massage place and all day I was subjected to the horrors of massaging naked women looking for some pampering. Sure some wouldn't be the best looking or what I might consider attractive... but I am sure many would be... either way though. If a woman got a little worked up and "into it" - I probably wouldn't stop from lending a hand to finish her off... ya know? Ain't that what its about though? Loosening up and getting tend to for a period of time... I bet my tips would be really good from all the hands on experience :wg:

The problem is many woman working in a massage parlor may think of it as "gross" - but nearly any man would be like, "COOL - THIS CHICK IS GETTING REALLY TURNED ON BY THIS!!" :lol:

There was actually a guy that used to work there that loved when the girls would come in(of course..) but anyways he would come out and tell us how she was moaning and getting all into it and stuff. The women that did the massages just didn't really know how they were supposed to react, they weren't allowed to touch the guys of course but when its right there its a little hard to ignore it.

Just break the ice before hand. Before she starts, joke around about what she does if something like that happens. Ask how guys avoid it and maybe she has suggestions. Id rather bring it up before it happens than have it happen , act lame and pretend you dont know there is a hard on looking at her.

I took my gf to a spa for V day and got her a body massauge. She said at the moment it started to hurt, the lady stopped and rubbed away the pain. Maybe like everyone else says, it will hurt too much to get an erection. Depends on the type of massauge maybe.
Like warrior said. There is tissue healing massauge and then just a massuage.

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Originally Posted by bermich

Just break the ice before hand. Before she starts, joke around about what she does if something like that happens. Ask how guys avoid it and maybe she has suggestions. Id rather bring it up before it happens than have it happen , act lame and pretend you dont know there is a hard on looking at her.

I took my gf to a spa for V day and got her a body massauge. She said at the moment it started to hurt, the lady stopped and rubbed away the pain. Maybe like everyone else says, it will hurt too much to get an erection. Depends on the type of massauge maybe.
Like warrior said. There is tissue healing massauge and then just a massuage.

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Thanks for the advice guys and ladies, and personal experiences, I will take it all into consideration :)

Bermich, I think that's a great idea, it would be good to maybe bring it up in the beginning, semi-joking and what not. Sorta say something like "I apologize ahead of time if so and so..."

T.

One of the best massages I had was in Pattaya Beach, Thailand. The girls kicked the sh!t out of us but we felt great after :D Never really thought about getting one rubbed off... I was too busy getting beat up!

Buy yeah - what Bermich said can help seperate you from the host of other guys that get turned on by a therapist that has a more gentle touch :wg:

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Originally Posted by EJA8004

they weren't allowed to touch the guys of course but when its right there its a little hard to ignore it.

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I love that quote :lol: - just bust out with the duct tape and strap it down to his leg!

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Originally Posted by chrisAdams

go to an oriental place and ask for a happy ending.

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LOL like on the man show finishing job

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Originally Posted by Terinox

Sorta say something like "I apologize ahead of time if so and so..."

T.

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Thats exactly what I was trying to say.
Tonight I just cant type what I want without putting it into a fricken story length post.

Why not masterbate before you go? You might wanna take a shower afterwards though lol!

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Originally Posted by goodtobeapimp

Why not masterbate before you go? You might wanna take a shower afterwards though lol!

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I was thinking about doing that actually, but still, by the time I get there, and since it is an hour long massage, it would perk up again :D I'm young, and doing a cycle, so I'm horny 24/7 :lol:

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Originally Posted by Terinox

I was thinking about doing that actually, but still, by the time I get there, and since it is an hour long massage, it would perk up again :D I'm young, and doing a cycle, so I'm horny 24/7 :lol:

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Just tell her your jacked up on test and explain the side effects before hand that way there is no embarrasment.
Let her know that what happens in the room stays in the room.

If she buys that intro and does a good job pm me and let me know where you went as i'll go there next.

I go for regular massages once a week. And I have never had a problem with this. It does amazing wonders for muscle recovery and if you have never gone before don't be suprised if you hurt the next day. This usually happens to newbies because their muscles have never been worked in such a way.

Get a massage for a gf is a lot different then getting one from a professional. $75 seems about right. I pay $35 for a half hour.....well my benefit plan does!! :D

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Originally Posted by Terinox

Alright, I've always liked massages, both giving and recieving, but obviously recieving is more fun (don't turn this into some gay joke thing).

Anywho, I really want to get a massage, was thinking about a full body swedish massage. I found a very nice spa in downtown Toronto, and it's like $75 dollars for 60 minutes. The place is really big and fany type place, with daily packages available, and you even show up like 20 mins early, etc...

Anyways, I have one main concern, which is kinda weird. If i'm lying down, on a bed, naked, and totally relaxed, with a woman touching me and massaging me, I can gaurantee you I'm gonna pop a massive hardon. It's not something I can avoid!! So what the hell?!

Have people here gotten full body massages? Did something like that happen to you?

Now, I know someone might even suggest, well hell, go to one of those erotic spa places, where it gets "dirty" but I don't want that. I want an actual good massage. Preferably from a CMT (certified massage therapist).

So, suggestions/advice?

T.

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I have a friend who got a massage and got more than he asked for. The woman giving him the massage was a robust, burly 5'3" and 200+ pounds. In regards to an attractive woman giving you more than you ask for, no luck for my bro.

Really a massage is great therapy for any bodybuilder if you can do it regularly.