Hottest New Trend of 2004

[jerm]

Sitting down while I pee. How many guys do it? Its great. No pee on the seat, You can do it drunk or while half asleep. Only thing you cant do it with is with a boner, you gotta stand up and crouch down to do that, and you probably still piss all over the wall.

[LilVito469]

no the craziest trend it the tounge splitting, and what the hell what posses you to do that?? if i did that i would think i was some ones BitC h in prison

[jerm]

You wouldnt believe how many guys sit down when they pee. I first learned about it on howard stern then I found out more than half my friend already did it. Just like I wont wipe my ass more than 3 times. If its still dirty then I gotta hit the shower.

[bermich]

I usually sit down to take a piss unless I am drinking two gallons a day and piss every 10 minutes. But normally I sit down cause I am too lazy to stand. I just hate the sound of piss hitting the water. I hate hearing some guy take a piss in the toilet for like 2 minutes. I feel like gagging and socking the guy. Even hate hearing girls piss.

In the morning when I just wake up, I will sit down to pee. Dont get me wrong, I still stand but more often than not, if Im not in a hurry and it is a personal bathroom (not public) I will sit down just because I can. Maybe it is a jail thing. I dont know.

[jerm]

I usually sit down to take a piss unless I am drinking two gallons a day and piss every 10 minutes. But normally I sit down cause I am too lazy to stand. I just hate the sound of piss hitting the water. I hate hearing some guy take a piss in the toilet for like 2 minutes. I feel like gagging and socking the guy. Even hate hearing girls piss.

hahah youre so right. When I first meet a girl, I'm always embarassed for them to hear my pee hitting the water. I try to cover it up with the fan or I just plain tell them to get outta ear shot of my pee hitting water. But on the other hand I wanna hear their pee hitting the water. I can tell if their pussy is loose by how gushing the flow is. Which reminds me of the time I was 15 and my parents threw this dinner party and I walked in from the gym and took a piss with the door open while they were all eating dinner 5 feet away. I can tell you I got my ass beat that night.

[Symian]

I've never pissed sitting down. Some of you say you're too lazy to stand up, but I'm too lazy to sit down. Too much work.

Sym

[jerm]

I've actually taken a dump standing up before. Actually my roomate in college who used to be on this board and was one of the biggest dudes on here takes his dumps squatting without touching the seat just to build his quads. He barely worked his legs too, he just took a lot of dumps.

[LilVito469]

for real lol if that is bdtr in his avatar he is a HUGE dude.

[bermich]

I wanna hear their pee hitting the water. I can tell if their pussy is loose by how gushing the flow is ht.

LOL. Oh geez. Their pee hole is almost on the edge of their vagina. Pee can go through a straw. If you need a vagina tighter than a straw, well, you have a small penis If their pee is gushing, it means they just have to piss like a race horse or race like a piss horse.

You are weird.......

Hey. Maybe it is a ZIPPER phobia. Dont wanna get our penis caught in the zipper.

Know whats worse than having the girl hear you pee?

Its when you have to take a **** and you know you are gonna fart out some loud ones during the process. Come to find out the bathroom has no fan to cover up the sound. Or cover up the sound of all the **** hitting the water like depth charges. Plus it is like your first or second date and the bathroom is right by her bedroom. Now that just sucks. Then the smell follows you around the house like a dead cat and she pretends not to notice.

[bermich]

for real lol if that is bdtr in his avatar he is a HUGE dude.

Dude. How random could you get with that? Bdtr isnt even in this thread. So you are saying, pissing while standing up makes you think of Bdtr??? You have issues.

[LilVito469]

what are you talkin about?? it made me think of it becasue i just [m'd him a few seconds before i came back in this thread, i think you have to much of an imagination

[LilVito469]

pm'd*

[jerm]

Know whats worse than having the girl hear you pee?

Its when you have to take a **** and you know you are gonna fart out some loud ones during the process. Come to find out the bathroom has no fan to cover up the sound. Or cover up the sound of all the **** hitting the water like depth charges. Plus it is like your first or second date and the bathroom is right by her bedroom. Now that just sucks. Then the smell follows you around the house like a dead cat and she pretends not to notice.

haha yeah dude but i never take dumps even if i'm dating a girl 3 years she has to be sequestered to a room for the duration of the dump and not allowed within 20 feet radius of the dump zone for at least 30 mintues after the dump has commenced. What I do if I gotta fart when I meet a girl is I turn on the water act like i'm washing up and blast one. Problem is lately i've been getting bloated and the farts build up and I get in severe pain during the dates it sucks man anyone got any tips?

[bermich]

I noticed that I always have to fart during my dates. Well I come to realize that I usually took them to the movies before hand and the **** popcorn causes me to get gas and fart. I mean it took me 15 years to realize popcorn makes me fart??? That should have been figured out when I was 10.

[bermich]

BTW. I wanna take a **** in the urinal just because. Just to leave a big ass log on that **** happy little pink candy cake in the bottom of the pisser. I wanna be there when the janitor walks in to a dinosaur sized chunk of **** looking right at him as he replenishes the deodorant cakes..... Thats just a dream I have...

[skinnyhb]

i say let em go. if you are serious about her and she is about you, then youa re gonna ghave to getg used to them soemtimes.

[LORDBLiTZ]

Yeah, i don't like to clean my toilet, so i just use the sink.

[LilVito469]

my grandfather told me once, and this in all honesty i can actually put these in quotes but i am translating it in english, back in the old country this guy had to fart so bad while he was in church he kept holding it in and he died so if you ever need to fart dont hold it in. but we all know how things can be exxagerated with grandparents and parents

[jerm]

my grandfather told me once, and this in all honesty i can actually put these in quotes but i am translating it in english, back in the old country this guy had to fart so bad while he was in church he kept holding it in and he died so if you ever need to fart dont hold it in. but we all know how things can be exxagerated with grandparents and parents

man i went on a date the other night and the girl was so hot i think the food vendor got jealous and gave me food poisoning but I my stomach got so bloated. I was in severe pain I just had to leave at the end. But the farts got to all parts of my stomach cause when I got home I farted so loud and long I thought it was never going to end. Plus I had to get in weird positions for some of the farts to come out.

[LilVito469]

man i went on a date the other night and the girl was so hot i think the food vendor got jealous and gave me food poisoning but I my stomach got so bloated. I was in severe pain I just had to leave at the end. But the farts got to all parts of my stomach cause when I got home I farted so loud and long I thought it was never going to end. Plus I had to get in weird positions for some of the farts to come out.

screw that i just do the old fashion cough and fart just hope the cough is louder than the fart

[jerm]

The fart sound is not the most embarassing part. Its just that my farts have melted the leather in my car seats before from the smell.

[bermich]

The best thing is after youve been dating for awhile, you could care less. You fart under the blanket and wave the hot air up to her face and laugh. You take a **** with the bathroom door open. You compare stool samples to see who had the best lunch or who has the longest piece of ****. Awww. True love.

[hoss827]

Dude. How random could you get with that? Bdtr isnt even in this thread. So you are saying, pissing while standing up makes you think of Bdtr??? You have issues.

I vote Bermich as ARs #1 Smartass.

[daman1]

I hate when you let out a fart at the end of a piss.

[jerm]

I hate when you let out a little piss at the end of a fart.

[Bigboy123]

I was so drunk once that i couldnt see, everything was a blur, so i decided instead of pissing all over my bathroom since i couldnt see the toilet, i would sit and piss, i ended up falling asleep on the toilet but naked, and woke up by my gf, and two of her freinds... LOL

[Gaylord Focker]

But on the other hand I wanna hear their pee hitting the water. I can tell if their pussy is loose by how gushing the flow is. .

This is possibly the most ignorant thing I have ever heard...although funny as ****... ...I'm gonna have to tell my GF about this...

[monster.]

I cannot believe this!!!!!!!!!!! You fukers piss sitting, lift the seat... its that simple!!!!l When is it more work then dropping your drawers, and sitting down???? I always piss standing up, i think it's not possible for me to piss sitting down unless i am dropping the kids off at the pool.. Where the fuk did you get this!!!! I can see if you are drunk, does this mean you sit down to piss at public places!!! Ugghhh... forget that sh!t!!@!!

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[tryingtogetbig]

girls sit down to pee....

Don't be a girl!

peace,

ttgb

[solid-d]

****, this is such a fucing funny post... where the hell do you come up with this dumb shiiitt

[bermich]

****, this is such a fucing funny post... where the hell do you come up with this dumb shiiitt

I think he heard it on Howard Stern and felt he was a part of the crowd. Since he didnt call into the radio station, he did the next best thing.

Like I said. I sit down probably 50 percent of the time if I am home. Just depends on my mood. If Im feeling like a girl, I sit and wipe my coochie afterwards. If Im feeling like a guy, I will stand and hold my cock for two minutes looking at the wall while I piss.

[daman1]

Just depends on my mood. If Im feeling like a girl, I sit and wipe my coochie afterwards. If Im feeling like a guy, I will stand and hold my cock for two minutes looking at the wall while I piss.

LMAO!!!

[QbHunter]

Berm, you are by far the funniest guy here. Your threads always make me laugh, thanks bro...keep posting all your BS no matter what any of the post whore bashers say..

[floyd_turbo]

i nominate this thread for a sticky...pure gold...lmfao

[spywizard]

yea..........plus if i sit........... my dick and balls get wet.............

i hate that....... water is cold and deep...........

ummmmmm, you are a post whore. this is a horrible attempt. sitting down and pissing sucks anyways. its wayyyy coooler standing up

[Elliot]

Trucker Hats i mean how can it not be?! We should start gathering thoes that still wear them and start buring thoes mofos in town squears..

[spywizard]

Yea................. lame thread...................


close it.............

[groverman1]

The day I sit down ans piss will be the day I take a dirty meat cleaver and wack it off. Aint gonna happen.

[MMC78]

If you pee standing up, then you're the definition of a metrosexual.

[Elliot]

If you pee standing up, then you're the definition of a metrosexual.

BAHAHHHAAHA