Hoss is competeing !!!!

[hoss827]

Nothin big, just a lifting competition for the sophomores in my school, it helps to raise money for new lifting equipent! The sad thing is...its only squat maxout, and benchpress maxout...No military press, or LEG PRESS, or calf raises, or deadlifts... So since hoss has allready mastered the bench press, i'm going for squat...Last time i maxed was 405, but now im back down to 375-385...I slacked on squats a few weeks, had the flu too.

Forgive me big 'ol! ...only competition I gotta worry about when it comes to squats, is brant, and my friend jerrod...Jerrod wont do much in squats, tore the ligaments in his knee, shattered the growth plate in his leg, from football...Brant on the other hand, is one of the genetically gifted bastards whom is naturally strong, eats the ****tiest food, and only lifts at school, and the bastard is still strong and big...I want him to loan me some DNA ....lol I'll take some pictures from the competition, and post em...and if i win, i'll have a nice big trophy that i'll get a pic of me with it posted on AR. Wish me luck guys! I WANT THIS BAD!!!!!! lol Any advice you guys could give me to get my squat up?

[BDTR]

If you can do an official squat with 405 or even 385 i'll crap in my hat and eat it.

Nothin big, just a lifting competition for the sophomores in my school, it helps to raise money for new lifting equipent! The sad thing is...its only squat maxout, and benchpress maxout...No military press, or LEG PRESS, or calf raises, or deadlifts... So since hoss has allready mastered the bench press, i'm going for squat...Last time i maxed was 405, but now im back down to 375-385...I slacked on squats a few weeks, had the flu too.

Forgive me big 'ol! ...only competition I gotta worry about when it comes to squats, is brant, and my friend jerrod...Jerrod wont do much in squats, tore the ligaments in his knee, shattered the growth plate in his leg, from football...Brant on the other hand, is one of the genetically gifted bastards whom is naturally strong, eats the ****tiest food, and only lifts at school, and the bastard is still strong and big...I want him to loan me some DNA ....lol I'll take some pictures from the competition, and post em...and if i win, i'll have a nice big trophy that i'll get a pic of me with it posted on AR. Wish me luck guys! I WANT THIS BAD!!!!!! lol Any advice you guys could give me to get my squat up?

[hoss827]

If you can do an official squat with 405 or even 385 i'll crap in my hat and eat it.

Would a picture be enough?

[BDTR]

A picture with you bottoming out on a squat and something that proves you won with a 405 squat. I'm calling bull**** on this one. When do you have time to lift between ****ing fat girls, learning the finer points of throat punches, nearly dying of cancer, pimping your mom and your girlfriend having strokes/heart attacks/polio/ebola?

[Elliot]

If you can do an official squat with 405 or even 385 i'll crap in my hat and eat it.

i'll dig in with you

[Da Bull]

ROFLLLLLLLLL @ BDTR.....................good luck tough hoss.Might be time to find those pro hormones your Mom took from you

[hoss827]

A picture with you bottoming out on a squat and something that proves you won with a 405 squat. I'm calling bull**** on this one. When do you have time to lift between ****ing fat girls, learning the finer points of throat punches, nearly dying of cancer, pimping your mom and your girlfriend having strokes/heart attacks/polio/ebola?

Ouch.... I never said anything about ebola!!!! lmao I can probably get up 375-385..That sound good? I can get a pic of me going up, me going bottom, and coming back up again, sound good?

[hoss827]

And I never ****ed a fat girl!!!!!!!!!!

[someday]

A picture with you bottoming out on a squat and something that proves you won with a 405 squat. I'm calling bull**** on this one. When do you have time to lift between ****ing fat girls, learning the finer points of throat punches, nearly dying of cancer, pimping your mom and your girlfriend having strokes/heart attacks/polio/ebola?

bwahahahahahha....seriously though...i want pictures


of the fat girl.

[Elliot]

So since hoss has allready mastered the bench press, i'm going for squat...?

am i the only one that notices hoss talking about himself in the third person..?

[BDTR]

with a 50lb benchpress bdtr would refer to himself in the third person.

[Elliot]

with a 50lb benchpress bdtr would refer to himself in the third person.

elliot is also included in this with his monsterus 135 lbs squat...

[monster.]

Is this for real? You're kidding right.. I thought you were going to cut down to 130lbs?

[Elliot]

Is this for real? You're kidding right.. I thought you were going to cut down to 130lbs?

I enjoy the tight glutes..

[hoss827]

Ass touching the floor??? Hell no! I wouldnt be able to do that. I'd be able to go down until my legs woudnt go down anymore, but i couldnt touch my ass to the flooor. Cutting starts in about 3 weeks btw

[hoss827]

Yes...thats the word lol

[Elliot]

Hoss with my 1000th thread.. Elliot thinks that hoss can do it, elliot and bdtr will be in the bleechers..

[USfighterFC]

"Hoss is competeing".....................................Ye ah lets just hope its not in the spelling bee.

[Elliot]

"Hoss is competeing".....................................Ye ah lets just hope its not in the spelling bee.

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH.. wait i cant spell either..?

[USfighterFC]

Hey hoss is that blonde sitting in the chair your mom? If it is she's a hot friggin mom man. Tell her I said that she's a 10 and I'd pick her up.

[PurePower]

Here is some advise.invest in some knee wraps they wont help that much but they will do....

Given the fact that i have never seen you lift or that i dont know if thats your real max but here is what i would do........

Warmups are important:
135x8
185x5
225x5
275x3
305x2


First attempt(always open light)
335 lbs
second
355 lbs
Third(maby a little more, depends on how you feel)
375 lbs

[bigol'legs]

Hey bdtr will you eat my crap out of a hat if I squat 405 to the floor for ya?

[hoss827]

whiteykauai is super cool and has the hottest avatar ever. also hoss just starting yelling "light weight baby" "BOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and you will be able to do it for sure

Thats for deadlift ;-)

[DARKSEID]

Hey bdtr will you eat my crap out of a hat if I squat 405 to the floor for ya?

for you it's doubled, then we'll all be shi*eaters together

[hoss827]

Here is some advise.invest in some knee wraps they wont help that much but they will do....

Given the fact that i have never seen you lift or that i dont know if thats your real max but here is what i would do........

Warmups are important:
135x8
185x5
225x5
275x3
305x2


First attempt(always open light)
335 lbs
second
355 lbs
Third(maby a little more, depends on how you feel)
375 lbs

Thanks alot bro!

[Danielle]

i'm going for squat...Last time i maxed was 405

****.....squating 405 at 16 years old?!?!?....i dont even see the biggest guys at my gym pushing that up............thats ****ing amazing, if so..................post up those pics............we all must see..............

[50%Natural]

50 is telling himself that hoss could possibly win, only is brant has the runs that day and ****s down his leg, thereby dropping the weight...can anyone else refer to themsleves in the 4th person?

[abstrack]

A picture with you bottoming out on a squat and something that proves you won with a 405 squat. I'm calling bull**** on this one. When do you have time to lift between ****ing fat girls, learning the finer points of throat punches, nearly dying of cancer, pimping your mom and your girlfriend having strokes/heart attacks/polio/ebola?

OMFG, LMFAO!!!

[cb25]

whiteykauai is super cool and has the hottest avatar ever. also hoss just starting yelling "light weight baby" "BOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and you will be able to do it for sure

i agree hoss...i think you need to yell (loudly) all of ronnie's catch phrases...

"nuttin but a peanut!"
"light weight! light weight baby!"
and
"yeaaah buddy!"

and i want video...that would be funny sh*t...

good luck bro...

[Dude-Man]

make sure the picture is from behind and to the side so we can see both the angle of your legs and the number of plates on the bar.

[tryingtogetbig]

ttgb thinks that hoss should spend more time on school work!

peace,

ttgb

[KrashRoute]

Thats a a **** good lift for your size. If they go by %bw you should do quite well. Just dont be a quartersquat kid.... you only look like a retard that way.

[Testify]

Testify believes in you hoss.

[daman1]

Don't let people put you down. Go for it. You can do it dude! Good luck!

[hoss827]

It's hard, but i'm afraid I might shiat my pants lol

[BOUNCER]

I wanna see yo Momma squat Hoss.

[Dude-Man]

It's hard, but i'm afraid I might shiat my pants lol

just make sure you drop your load before you go. i'm just letting you know hoss, i'm not going to let this thread die until i see a pic. I will bump it every day until i see your pale wifebeater clad behind squatting in the mid 300's.

[zx7racing]

i gotta laugh at this one..

[BDTR]

Keep this up top till the comp lol. Hoss has a way to get out of everything he says. I think the first post i read from him was that he had cancer and then suddenly it wasn't cancer but he was going to chemo for it but now he's perfectly ok.

[Danielle]

Keep this up top till the comp lol. Hoss has a way to get out of everything he says. I think the first post i read from him was that he had cancer and then suddenly it wasn't cancer but he was going to chemo for it but now he's perfectly ok.

i must have missed that one..............but in all seriousness..........i hope that he doesnt have it...........but that is nothing to ever joke about..........