True Life: Jersey Shore

**BigGreen** · 01-13-2004, 10:30 AM

Has anyone seen this episode? I'm pretty calm most of the time, but i tempted to pack up my car, drive down to Jersey and smack that guy in the mouth for being the single worst wannabe-tough guy in the history of western civilization.

**tryingtogetbig** · 01-13-2004, 10:34 AM

are you talking about the one on yesterday with the bald headed prick?

**the_rebirth** · 01-13-2004, 10:35 AM

hah that bald head dude was too funny.. he thought he was the man

**tryingtogetbig** · 01-13-2004, 10:36 AM

he wouldn't survive 15 minutes acting like that down here in Texas...I couldn't believe someone didn't beat the shiet out of him!

**tryingtogetbig** · 01-13-2004, 10:37 AM

especially when he cut in line at the sandwich place at 2am...WOW!

**BigGreen** · 01-13-2004, 10:39 AM

Originally Posted by tryingtogetbig

he wouldn't survive 15 minutes acting like that down here in Texas...I couldn't believe someone didn't beat the shiet out of him!

Someone is going to though...i'm packing up the car right now.

**tryingtogetbig** · 01-13-2004, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by BigGreen

Someone is going to though...i'm packing up the car right now.

Go beat his as$ BG!!! He has a doozy coming his way!

**Devourer** · 01-13-2004, 10:52 AM

i love the shore. foul smell and all

**BigGreen** · 01-13-2004, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by tryingtogetbig

Go beat his as$ BG!!! He has a doozy coming his way!

My hat comes off to the seven or eight cops he pissed off over the course of the show who were able to restrain themselves from killing him.

**Devourer** · 01-13-2004, 10:57 AM

blue eyed clubr is from the shore have him do it!

**BluEyedClubr** · 01-13-2004, 11:02 AM

Originally Posted by anadrol devourer

blue eyed clubr is from the shore have him do it!

Haha... that show was such ****... TOTALLY made the area look like ****... Not a real perspective at all what it's like around here in the summer. They taped the ****tiest night club the whole time. The only night club they showed that was good is when they went to Temptations closing party the last night they were there...

As for that looza... I couldn't stop laughing when he was callin that other guy a Benny.... a Benny is what locals call all the **** slimeballs that come from up north in norther NJ, Pennsylvania, and New York...

That guy was callin the other guy a Benny when he was a prime example of a Benny! haha

And as far as tryin to find a wife at the Jersey Shore... Jersey shore is just people gettin wasted and havin fun and hookin up every night... not somewhere I'd wanna find a wife... most the girls are cheatin on their boyfriends b/c they are away with their girlfriends...

**Devourer** · 01-13-2004, 11:06 AM

actually i used to live in jersey and if i remember correctly isnt seaside a major slum? cant you go up a couple blocks and it gets a lot nicer? do they still have that log ride though? and the tank thingy?

**BluEyedClubr** · 01-13-2004, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by anadrol devourer

actually i used to live in jersey and if i remember correctly isnt seaside a major slum? cant you go up a couple blocks and it gets a lot nicer? do they still have that log ride though? and the tank thingy?

Yeah... Seaside Heights is a slummy area to live in but just a party area for 20-30 year old crowd...

I actually live in one of the surrounding towns.... once you get a few blocks away it gets A LOT NICER!

The original Log Ride is gone i think... and I'm not sure about the Tank either...

**Devourer** · 01-13-2004, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by BluEyedClubr

Yeah... Seaside Heights is a slummy area to live in but just a party area for 20-30 year old crowd...

I actually live in one of the surrounding towns.... once you get a few blocks away it gets A LOT NICER!

The original Log Ride is gone i think... and I'm not sure about the Tank either...

that log ride and tank thingy are some of my fonder memories from childhood

its a shame they are gone. but that was a long ass time ago. i think i need to make another visit though...

**tryingtogetbig** · 01-13-2004, 11:21 AM

I had heard of Jersey Shore before...glad to hear that's not what it is really like!

**Dude-Man** · 01-13-2004, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by BigGreen

Someone is going to though...i'm packing up the car right now.

i'll go.

that fat sommabitch needs an asskicking. It was hilarious when that other tub at the club got him kicked out and was still talking **** through the fence.

**Xavier_4446** · 01-13-2004, 11:56 AM

I'm all about beating the hell out of that stupid a s s. Man I know high schoolers that could kick his ass. Kicking his ass would be an easy job to pull off. The mother f u c k e r was all talk.

**saboudian** · 01-13-2004, 12:59 PM

I love the part when he was inside eating, and then someone told him he was getting a parking ticket. He goes out and bitches out the 'cop' and tells him that he'll never be a real cop, still gets the ticket. Then he goes back inside and says "Where the Fuk are my cheeseballs?" LOL

**Carlos_E** · 01-13-2004, 02:11 PM

Originally Posted by BigGreen

Has anyone seen this episode? I'm pretty calm most of the time, but i tempted to pack up my car, drive down to Jersey and smack that guy in the mouth for being the single worst wannabe-tough guy in the history of western civilization.

That guy deserves a severe thorough ass beating.

My favorite line "Will I meet the girl of my dreams at a club on the North Shore?" No dumb ass, you'll meet a stupid drunk skank. But I guess that's what he considers the woman of his dreams.

**Carlos_E** · 01-13-2004, 02:11 PM

'Wheres ma ****in' cheese balls! Who took my ****in' cheese balls! I want ****in' cheese balls!"

**rambo** · 01-13-2004, 02:16 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

That guy deserves a severe thorough ass beating.

My favorite line "Will I meet the girl of my dreams at a club on the North Shore?" No dumb ass, you'll meet a stupid drunk skank. But I guess that's what he considers the woman of his dreams.

I met you at The Jersey Shore....

**Carlos_E** · 01-13-2004, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by rambo

I met you at The Jersey Shore....

Hey Rambo...

Shhhhhh.....

**Bartleby** · 01-13-2004, 02:19 PM

that guy was a joke....im italian and theres so many stereotypes and this guy exemplifies them all, he thinks hes a tough guy but hes a nobody...sooner or later hell say something to the wrong person and hell regret it, ive been to shore a bunch of times and these are the guys you gotta avoid otherwise youll end up in jail for beating the sh*t out of them...

**pumpseeker** · 01-13-2004, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

Hey Rambo...

Shhhhhh.....

what's that all about?

I did see this show last weekend and have to agree with everyone. The guy was such a prick...acting like he "owned the club" and the 2am drive up and "we only drive cadillacs here" sh!t. I was wondering why nobody stepped up to him at the burger joint...too bad he didn't get beat down there.

**BigGreen** · 01-13-2004, 03:01 PM

Originally Posted by pumpseeker

too bad he didn't get beat down there.

Though, i have to say the fact that he did not somewhat restores my faith in human compassion....or, more accurately, the ability of people to feel badly for a retarded slob too big for his britches. To be honest, I'm willing to bet that, now that it's aired, some guy in or near his hometown will give him a beat down now...for street cred" if nothing else.

**Carlos_E** · 01-13-2004, 03:05 PM

Originally Posted by pumpseeker

what's that all about?

I did see this show last weekend and have to agree with everyone. The guy was such a prick...acting like he "owned the club" and the 2am drive up and "we only drive cadillacs here" sh!t. I was wondering why nobody stepped up to him at the burger joint...too bad he didn't get beat down there.

I think the fact that he had a pack of cameras following him around people thought he was famous and let him act like a total asshole.

**Devourer** · 01-13-2004, 03:10 PM

Originally Posted by BigGreen

To be honest, I'm willing to bet that, now that it's aired, some guy in or near his hometown will give him a beat down now...for street cred" if nothing else.

i completely agree.

**Bevo** · 01-13-2004, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

I think the fact that he had a pack of cameras following him around people thought he was famous and let him act like a total asshole.

exactly...no one was going to beat his ass in front of a bunch of camera men, etc and have evidence against them...i bet the next weekend when the cameras were gone they got the **** kicked out of them...not sure how much he makes wokring construction, but he acted like he was a big baller w/tons of cars and ****

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**BigGreen** · 01-13-2004, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by chrisAdams

i'll go.

that fat sommabitch needs an asskicking. It was hilarious when that other tub at the club got him kicked out and was still talking **** through the fence.

I'll pick you up on the way down...just snag some ski masks of something if you have time.

**Bigboy123** · 01-13-2004, 04:13 PM

Ill tell u what, i spent the first half of this past summer down at the jersey shore... Well most of it anyway living down their working and taking classes... I never scene that guy out once... But that guy is like we cut the line walk in, we own the bar, own the girls.. MY ASS, i walk it ill **** on ur face... HE thinks hes a real tough guy, i would have loved to see him pullin that **** with one of my boyz, let a lone any ****in juice monkey down their... THat was bull ****. Then he is callin people bennys... He doesnt even know what a benny is.. A benny is a person who comes down on the weekend that isnt from the shore... Thats what he is...

**TheDfromGC** · 01-13-2004, 04:23 PM

him along with alot of other people on tv put on a show for the cameras, its like when people are in a club and know cameras are there, they will act crazy and do sh i t just to make themselves look cool, if the cameras werent there, that dude wouldnt have even opened his mouth. but he had cameras around and knew he would be on national tv so he decides he wants to play mr. toughguy and make himself look like something hes not

**ItalianMuscle** · 01-13-2004, 04:26 PM

I seen that twice.. Lmao.. He thinks he is so Hardcore..

**TheDfromGC** · 01-13-2004, 04:37 PM

i gaurantee the next time that guy is in a club on the jersey shore he is gonna get so much **** from people the bouncers will probly have to make him leave...

**pumpseeker** · 01-14-2004, 10:26 AM

Italian Muscle, I can't look at your avatar at work anymore....OMG!

**Elliot** · 01-14-2004, 10:56 AM

didn't some kid bag his girl from him right before he was going to get laid? and that pussy didnt do anything about it... cant front tho he lives the life of a gangsta

**Jack87** · 01-14-2004, 05:09 PM

That's the one and then at the end he was acting surprised when the
girl he hooked up with over the summer dumped him???

Big surprise there...

Funny part is I'd bet $$$ he's a member of this board or a few others...

Come one bro come and out yourself.... Be a tough guy like you were on
the show it'll be cool, at least to me... I know you're on here somewhere...

**** I could probably put 10 names together and you'd be 1 of the 10

I'm a jersey boy I know what to look for...

Originally Posted by tryingtogetbig

are you talking about the one on yesterday with the bald headed prick?

**ItalianMuscle** · 01-14-2004, 05:51 PM

That would be funny if he was a member to the board..
Where are you ?? lol

**Butch** · 01-14-2004, 06:01 PM

Anyone know when this is going to be on again? I missed it...and I want to see what a tool this dude is...

**ItalianMuscle** · 01-14-2004, 06:09 PM

Bro it is on MTV called True Life.. What a HardCore dude. Ya right LMAO...

**IronCy** · 01-14-2004, 06:59 PM

he was a total ****, he deserved to get his ass beat several times during that epsiode---who tries to meet the woman they will marry at a ****in nightclub....what a looser.
-Cy