How I Burned My Balls.......

HAD A MATCH THIS WEEK END IN YOUNGSTOWN. DURING THE COURSE OF MY MATCH I GOT A SLIGHT HAMSTRING PULL. LEFT LEG. SO SUNDAY I GOT SOME ICY/HOT AND PUT IT ON THE BACK PART OF MY LEFT LEG. (SWEATS AND UNDERWEAR IS BY KNEES). SO AFTER THE APPLICATION I PULLED UP MY UNDERWEAR AND SWEATS AND I WHEN PULLING UP MY UNDERWEAR THE ICY/HOT GOT ON THE LEFT SIDE OF MY UNDERWEAR AND MADE CONTACT MY BALLS. :shock: I SWEAR MY BALLS WERE ON FIRE. ESP MY LEFT ONE...I FREAKIN RAN UPSTAIRS GOT A CLOTH AND RUBBED OUT MY BALLS. AND NO I DIDNT HAVE AN ORGAMS :cuss: TODAY AND FROM NOW ON I'LL KEEP THE DRAWS ON.......

thats what you get for putting icy/hot anywhere near your balls.:D

Didn't Jerry Lee Lewis write a song about that............

Great balls of fire!!!!!!!!!

Just curious, if it happened at a match, would that be considered workers comp? And if so, how the hell would a guy go about turning that in??????

I feel for ya bro........:lol:

LMAO, I've had that too. I was rubbing some on my legs just before going to bed. Before I washed my hands, I went to take a leak. wow!!! it spread like wild fire. We only have to learn once don't we ? I feel for ya bro.

Try rubbin some on the 'ole J.:lol:

Nice little burn.:D

Yikes! For your next stunt put rubbing alcohol on a freshly shaved pubic area...:eek: :shock:

Cali thats called aftershave after you have just shaved Ouch!!

I,ve done the deep heat thing and yep sure hurts!!

Another one (I did this last night) is have a shower get dried than put some Lynx on and does that burn the old armpits!!Like having a flame torch under them for 10mins!!

we used to play the icyhot in the underwear trick back in the day in highschool on team mates,hahahha.in college we use to have to get the equipment manager to do it for us to would be victims since they did our laundry,hahha

LMAO. that's an old trick, but I wouldn't think that someone whould od this to themselves. LOL