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    The THREE ways to get women, AX STYLE!!!

    there are three ways to get women gentlemen, and the one and only AX is kind enough to lay it out there for you:
    you can either;

    A) Be a real smooth talker

    B) Be really good looking

    C) Be a really good dancer

    WHICH ONE ARE YOU??? As long as you got one covered you are in good shape, if not your screwed

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    Wow its official you start the worst threads ever...

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    i'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that ur all 3?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CFH
    i'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that ur all 3?
    well ofcourse, cause he rich lol

    someone is crying out for attention.. Come on AX what do you need to talk about???

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    D) Be snobby and weigh 150 pounds. Come from a rich family and never drive anything less than $60k.

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    well im glad you asked, when i was little my brothers got all the attention

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    Quote Originally Posted by AX_Tanned_Bouncer
    there are three ways to get women gentlemen, and the one and only AX is kind enough to lay it out there for you:
    you can either;
    I dont want a "woman gentleman" I like girls

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    be back in a little bit, gotta go count my money hahahah chhuuuucchhhh

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    bro you forgot D, E and F!!!11one

    D) wear armani exchange
    E) go tanning
    F) tell them you work as a bouncer somewhere

    As long as you're in jersey you should be in good shape, if not your screwed

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    Quote Originally Posted by AX_Tanned_Bouncer
    there are three ways to get women gentlemen, and the one and only AX is kind enough to lay it out there for you:
    you can either;

    A) Be a real smooth talker

    B) Be really good looking

    C) Be a really good dancer

    WHICH ONE ARE YOU??? As long as you got one covered you are in good shape, if not your screwed
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    Quote Originally Posted by NewKid
    I dont want a "woman gentleman" I like girls
    you would think being so wealthy he would have a basic education

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    Quote Originally Posted by AX_Tanned_Bouncer
    be back in a little bit, gotta go count my money hahahah chhuuuucchhhh
    Im gonna go with Pinn's line here

    If I could reach through the computer screen now would be a great time..just ONCE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AX_Tanned_Bouncer
    well im glad you asked, when i was little my brothers got all the attention
    I bet he also got all the good looks and brains yoo huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AX_Tanned_Bouncer
    be back in a little bit, gotta go count my money hahahah chhuuuucchhhh
    I have a feeling you don't have very many friends. So you come on here and try and act like you're the man.
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    I have a feeling he is not from where he says he is with phrases like "chuuuuuuchhh", which is never used around here.

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    BRB guys I gotta go and gain some respect real quick.

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    <----ax tanned bouncer after discovering his mad rap skills are worthless and annoying...what a faggot...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NewKid
    <----ax tanned bouncer after discovering his mad rap skills are worthless and annoying...what a faggot...
    haha u really like that buddy icon dont u

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    haha u really like that buddy icon dont u
    Yes I do its so funny!!!!!!!!!

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    LOL I love "The Sopranos".

    This guy reminds me of the guy on MTV True Life "I'm a clubber". They always seem to pick a cocky, italian meathead, but they do make for good laughable entertainment.

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    we dont use words like italion, we use guinny. wop, daego... or POS

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    Quote Originally Posted by AX_Tanned_Bouncer
    there are three ways to get women gentlemen, and the one and only AX is kind enough to lay it out there for you:
    you can either;

    A) Be a real smooth talker

    B) Be really good looking

    C) Be a really good dancer

    WHICH ONE ARE YOU??? As long as you got one covered you are in good shape, if not your screwed
    Thanks for sharing.

    Your forgot your way, option D.

    D) Pay the woman a lot of money to pretend she likes you to impress your friends.


    Wait, D only works if you HAVE FRIENDS.....

    Back to the drawing board you go...

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    again....

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    LOL nah, the dude doesnt deserve to get banned (for this anyways)..

    AX - Honesty, Love, Integrity - dont make your life goals surround vanity. If your honest, even when you dont want to be.. you'll be respected, more than just socially, be honest with yourself, look at your self-image, self-esteem, the significance of the objectives in your life. Love, often has nothing to do with sex, showing genuine love to someone, returns back 10x. Integrity, think of your parents, siblings, grandparents, make them proud of you - realize that you must set the example for your future children.

    You do these things, you'll be a man

    -peace,
    i hope things get better for you around here

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    Quote Originally Posted by GQ-Bouncer
    LOL nah, the dude doesnt deserve to get banned (for this anyways)..

    AX - Honesty, Love, Integrity - dont make your life goals surround vanity. If your honest, even when you dont want to be.. you'll be respected, more than just socially, be honest with yourself, look at your self-image, self-esteem, the significance of the objectives in your life. Love, often has nothing to do with sex, showing genuine love to someone, returns back 10x. Integrity, think of your parents, siblings, grandparents, make them proud of you - realize that you must set the example for your future children.

    You do these things, you'll be a man

    -peace,
    i hope things get better for you around here

    I truly don't believe the guy is serious. I believe this screen-name and posting is all a joke by someone who just likes to see people respond to assinine subject matter. Some people get off on doing that for the sole purpose of entertainment.

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    well in all honesty swole, im sure the dirtbag women he deals with likes that sorta things... but most prostitutes do

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    easy buddy, i only mess with the finest italian princesses!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GQ-Bouncer
    LOL nah, the dude doesnt deserve to get banned (for this anyways)..

    AX - Honesty, Love, Integrity - dont make your life goals surround vanity. If your honest, even when you dont want to be.. you'll be respected, more than just socially, be honest with yourself, look at your self-image, self-esteem, the significance of the objectives in your life. Love, often has nothing to do with sex, showing genuine love to someone, returns back 10x. Integrity, think of your parents, siblings, grandparents, make them proud of you - realize that you must set the example for your future children.

    You do these things, you'll be a man

    -peace,
    i hope things get better for you around here

    hey man I sense the respect, especially because both of us doing the same profession,
    but the thing is im not cocky its just that im very confident in myself, my family always told me to flaunt what you got, and you never know how long your gonna have on the outside, so u gotta live everyday like your last

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    Quote Originally Posted by AX_Tanned_Bouncer
    hey man I sense the respect, especially because both of us doing the same profession,
    but the thing is im not cocky its just that im very confident in myself, my family always told me to flaunt what you got, and you never know how long your gonna have on the outside, so u gotta live everyday like your last
    we are all praying thats today wop

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    how bout being " real " ever think of that one ????????

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    whats your background? you have plenty of insults for my italian background, your prolly ashamed of your background

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    im Irish...2nd generation american Irish, and your slimy ppl paid mine to bump your guinny crime bosses off... so wathc your step guiseppe

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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    im Irish...2nd generation american Irish, and your slimy ppl paid mine to bump your guinny crime bosses off... so wathc your step guiseppe
    hahaha, yeah pay the peasants a small wage to do there dirty work, something you should be real proud of

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    Quote Originally Posted by AX_Tanned_Bouncer
    be back in a little bit, gotta go count my money hahahah chhuuuucchhhh
    If where playing Monopoly, can i be the car?

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    Listen dick, I think you need to STFU its really easy to be a bad ass and pose out your expensive cars and money online. But you mess with the wrong people. I really think you need to re-evaluate yourself if you want to hang around this board. I come from a very wealthy family as Im sure many on here do as well, But im still going to school and working for my money when I could very very EASILY live of my parents. So i think its times to get your head out of your ass, move out of your mom's house, and take a step into reality.
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    so many famous wops out there, for something other than ste****g and murdering your own ppl.... thats something to be proud of... my ppl have overcome the worst atrocities in the history of the world.. yours just steal and intimidate other stupid brickmason wops

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    deca , u seem like a nice guy, u would prolly make a good window cleaner for my business

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    OOH, fight fight fight, some mod, vet please Xnea this dude

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