Thread: The New peace plan
02-25-2004, 08:39 PM #1Associate Member
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The New peace plan
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
for peace. So, here's one plan.
1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo,
Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys, 'We will never
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world,
starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't
there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking
in the fence.
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs
together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90
remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless
where they are. France would welcome them.
4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited
to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist
would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We
any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and
6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources
but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
caribou will have to cope for a while.
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place
go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the
filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the
world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or
seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we
is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get
9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place.
We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides,
building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we
ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
this was from robin williams... i think it actually soundslike a good idea haha
02-25-2004, 08:45 PM #2
Here's an idea...........
1/2 low yield megaton warhead detoninated underground... specifically in the main oil field in Iraq....
it radiates the oil, thus making it useless...
they go back to eating sand and riding camels...
we drill the largest deposit of crude on the planet...
off the shore of california...
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