mods who get the most ass kissing

[Mart651]

Oh da bull you are the man. I want to have your baby. You are so smart and so tuff. If i could only be like you.

See mods. I can kiss ass if needed.

Mart has my respect...he kisses no ones ass on here...I wish more would follow his example!!

[Juggernaut]

and the biggest ass kisser has spoke.
Good to see you back.Where you been hiding or did Ron take a vacation to come down there and pound that big arse

Yes I guess you are right I do kiss a lot of ass around here......it's my avocation. However, as you can tell it has done me no good at all.......I just haven't worked up the nerve to move around to the front like you have to really "get ahead". I seriously love hateing you Mart. hahahahaha J/J I only hate you a little. hahahaha

You guys think a a free years membership to a gym of his choosing would be a good gift for bdtr? I really want to get him something he wants......I know a fruit basket is out of the question. hahahaha

[Swellin]

......someone said this months ago but it must be hard for him to walk with all the people hannging off his sack.....

I'll accept credit for that remark! As such, I think that Bdtr has the largest groupie section here.

[Da Bull]

I'll accept credit for that remark! As such, I think that Bdtr has the largest groupie section here.

Here we go,another ass kisser............

[Swellin]

Here we go,another ass kisser............

I actually had a really good reply for you already typed in the other post....but I took it out. I felt it might be a little over the edge for the others I included.

That's it....if you want to call me out like that in public...I will no longer kiss your ass buster!

[Vidooch]

i'd say bdtr, hes so **** big in his avatar (and scary too) that no one even wants to offend him in an internet post

p.s. zx7racing, that guy in your avatar is scaring the sh*t out of me. he knows where i am

[Mart651]

Ok this thread is to make fun of the ass kissers not to invite them to kiss ass.
There has already been plenty of those threads.

i'd say bdtr, hes so **** big in his avatar (and scary too) that no one even wants to offend him in an internet post

p.s. zx7racing, that guy in your avatar is scaring the sh*t out of me. he knows where i am

[QbHunter]

Def. bdtr...someone had it right already; he does seem a lil scary...although, this is an on-line forum, so its not like he could beat your A$$ through the screen CyC is a close second. Regardless, anybody with as much knowledge on the subject at hand as those two, deserve it...you guys are the greatest!!! (theres my ass-kissing for the day)


Isnt hoss back up to like 600 posts??? i think he should be kept permanently (sp) at 0!!! lol

we still luv ya tho hossy boy

[50%Natural]

not realy, if you read the thread title and the list from the pole you might find my answer relevent. i see the 23rd chromosome is kickin in today

23 huh? do you have down syndrome?

[BDTR]

My ass is pretty red from all the lipstick.

[tryingtogetbig]

That's an image I could have lived without....

[MBaraso]

Primodonna would get my vote but she's not one of the choices.

[palme]

You can all kiss my ass! Both cheeks!

[mass junkie]

You can all kiss my ass! Both cheeks!

Which Acre?

[Billy_Bathgate]

lol...I added my name to the list...lol

[hoss827]

Abstrack shutup lol j/k bro

BDTR by far....poll is 14 to one...Sheesh, just because hes biggest lol

[DARKSEID]

definitely bdtr, he could write a threadon how he was mowing his lawn, and they'll be 100 responses of what a great thread, and how funny it was

[Da Bull]

I actually had a really good reply for you already typed in the other post....but I took it out. I felt it might be a little over the edge for the others I included.

That's it....if you want to call me out like that in public...I will no longer kiss your ass buster!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[groverman1]

True enough

[spywizard]

Fruit basket..........don't forget the frig that he trashed too...............

Yes I guess you are right I do kiss a lot of ass around here......it's my avocation. However, as you can tell it has done me no good at all.......I just haven't worked up the nerve to move around to the front like you have to really "get ahead". I seriously love hateing you Mart. hahahahaha J/J I only hate you a little. hahahaha

You guys think a a free years membership to a gym of his choosing would be a good gift for bdtr? I really want to get him something he wants......I know a fruit basket is out of the question. hahahaha

[Pheedno]

lol...I added my name to the list...lol

[floyd_turbo]

you could try and kiss bdtr's big ass but theres so many lips on there you'd hafta give him a reach around to even get his attention... lol jk....

[Tock]

Someone would notice if I kissed anyone's ass . . .
--Tock

[Symian]

lol...I added my name to the list...lol

I voted for bdtr, but I don't think Billy gets the recognition he rightly deserves.

Sym

[Mart651]

lol...I added my name to the list...lol

Billy I am sorry. I just started making my own stuff and you are correct. Those little labbies love that ass of yours. Oh Billy you are so smart, If it was not for you I would be shooting battery acid in my ass and paying to much for my mexican gear.

I am still going to have to go with bdtr. Don't get me wrong he knows his sh t but everyone kisses his ass about other stuff i.e. I stubed my tow. Response from ass kissers. Oh hell, I have done that before and I put the coffee table in a leg lock and broke it right off. See I am tuff to. Can I come over and smell your **** now? I know it can't stink.

[Mart651]

Tock bro. You would not kiss any ass would you?

I think I seen you try to kiss cycleon ass.

Someone would notice if I kissed anyone's ass . . .
--Tock

[Elliot]

Bdtr Howw Yoooooooooooooou Doing Big Fella?!

[Tock]

1) Tock bro. You would not kiss any ass would you?

2) I think I seen you try to kiss cycleon ass.

1) If that's an invite, the answer is no. There's a difference between being gay and being desperate.

2) I'll take that as a confession of your voyeristic tendencies, but no, you must have been watching some other guys. Cycleon's not my type--he's straight.

-Tock

[Mart651]

I just noticed, Ron voted for his **** self.

[RON]

I just noticed, Ron voted for his **** self.

I tried to twice lol cause I kiss my own ass more than you all could.

[Mart651]

Wait just one **** minute. I have quite a nice ass.

Wouldn't you know it, even the gay guys don't want me on their team.
I guess I will have to stick to playing with myself.

1) If that's an invite, the answer is no. There's a difference between being gay and being desperate.

-Tock

[Mart651]

Oh yeah. I have had a few coversations lately with some people that would love nothing more than to kiss your ass.

I tried to twice lol cause I kiss my own ass more than you all could.

[palme]

1) If that's an invite, the answer is no. There's a difference between being gay and being desperate.

2) I'll take that as a confession of your voyeristic tendencies, but no, you must have been watching some other guys. Cycleon's not my type--he's straight.

-Tock

Dont know if i would call monkeysex for straight...maybe if he only did male monkeys?

[Dude-Man]

i guess i overlook all the asskissing that bdtr seems to get. I respect him, and treat him like anyone i respect, but cycleon is much more mysterious, and i feel that he is the most ass kissed mod of all time.

[RON]

Oh yeah. I have had a few coversations lately with some people that would love nothing more than to kiss your ass.

I told you no more cause mass bites.

[palme]

I told you no more cause mass bites.

Lmao!

Get him fixed.

[Mart651]

He is. I never pull out.

Lmao!

Get him fixed.

[PuddleMonkey]

I just noticed, Ron voted for his **** self.

I too voted for Ron, but that was only because I didn't see the little 'view poll results' button in the bottom right hand corner and thought I had to actually vote for someone just to see the **** results.

Meh, but what do I know, I'm just a n00b

[Mart651]

Suck up.

I too voted for Ron, but that was only because I didn't see the little 'view poll results' button in the bottom right hand corner and thought I had to actually vote for someone just to see the **** results.

Meh, but what do I know, I'm just a n00b

[scottninpo]

mart, you can kiss my fuzzy bunny ass