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    My b-day tomorrow!

    Its my b-day tomorrow , gonna but myself a digital camera so i can finally take some pix of my ugly mug and take myself to a steak house and get me a phat steak and shrimp dinner.. Now i need to find me a cool chick, i need some birthday booty, its been 9 months since i have had any, any who i'll be 22, nothin special folks...

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    Big ol legs will give you some birthday booty...if you buy him a steak.........happy birthday

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    Quote Originally Posted by Philliagorillia
    Its my b-day tomorrow
    Thanks for telling us. Who the the fu ck are you? j/k bro.

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    Happy birthday..22 is nothing big, take it from me

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    Happy Birthday Brotha, What kind of digi are you getting? I have a canon SD100, pretty sweet, nice and small for the pocket.

    HEY 150 Posts,

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    Happy Bday man

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    The digi is a Canon powershot 2.0 megapixel, i cant really afford anything better, hope its a good choice...Hhmmm wonder what i can take pix of, hehehe...

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    Happy B-day bro......I don't think I can even remember being 22...

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    Well today is the day folks, what should i do... Need me some ideas...

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    I always start out a good B day with a good jerk off. Always seems to get my luck going right from the start.

    Quote Originally Posted by Philliagorillia
    Well today is the day folks, what should i do... Need me some ideas...

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    Happy Birthday, Bro!

    I actually recommend a nice smoke before jerking off . . . you should try it mart.

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    I will if you do the jerking.. I can't do both at the same time. A extra hand is always appreciated.

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    Happy Birthday, Bro!

    I actually recommend a nice smoke before jerking off . . . you should try it mart.

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    Happy Birthday bro …22 is a great accomplishment

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    Happy Birthday bro. Hope you had fun today and tonight.

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    You would......... but .......... you aren't offering to do one for him are ya???

    na......... didn't think so.........









    you aren't offering are you?????????



    oh........... happy birthday.......... $50......... hooker.... bj........ get the picture........


    Quote Originally Posted by mart651
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    Happy Birthday! Hope you have/had a good one.

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    todays the day man happy b-day

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    Happy B-day... good luck with the BJ

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    HAHAHA i didnt need the 50$ or a hooker for a bj, one of my really colse chick friends did it for me outta the blue! , she knows i have been on a really long dry streak and decided to take care of me... Cant beat a good bj

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    Nothing like a sympathy blow job.
    If it was not for sympathy screws I would have never got laid.


    Quote Originally Posted by Philliagorillia
    HAHAHA i didnt need the 50$ or a hooker for a bj, one of my really colse chick friends did it for me outta the blue! , she knows i have been on a really long dry streak and decided to take care of me... Cant beat a good bj

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