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  1. 03-12-2004, 12:56 PM #1
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    Rejected Hallmark cards

    Wouldn't it be great to start having some cards like these to really express to your loved ones how you feel???

    1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now
    that you've come into my life...
    (Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

    2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
    (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you

    3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
    (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

    4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
    (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably
    need it again.

    5. Someday I hope to marry...
    (Inside card) - Someone other than you.

    6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
    (Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

    7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me..
    (Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your
    promise.

    8. We've been friends for a very long time..
    (Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

    9. I'm so miserable without you...
    (Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

    10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
    (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

    11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and
    there was only one life jacket...
    (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

    12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your
    birthday...
    (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

    13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
    (Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia)

    14.Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but
    wonder...
    (Inside card) - What was I thinking?

    15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
    (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband


    I like the last one the best.. I should find that to give to my mom!!! HAHA
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  2. 03-12-2004, 12:57 PM #2
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    those are pretty good
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  3. 03-12-2004, 02:00 PM #3
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    haha!!
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  4. 03-12-2004, 03:09 PM #4
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    LOL thats great... ttuprincess im guessing you never had any troubled relationships HAR HAR HAR
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  5. 03-12-2004, 03:11 PM #5
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    Not bad, not bad!
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  6. 03-12-2004, 03:11 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by juicehoe
    LOL thats great... ttuprincess im guessing you never had any troubled relationships HAR HAR HAR
    I didn't come up with them, they were emailed to me.. mine would not be so nice
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  7. 03-12-2004, 03:39 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
    I didn't come up with them, they were emailed to me.. mine would not be so nice
    i feel ya on that one!
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  8. 03-12-2004, 05:26 PM #8
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    Haha, those ruled!
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  9. 03-12-2004, 05:35 PM #9
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    Next question.. Which one would you send to someone.. and what did they do/why??

    Me... the last one.. why.. cause my moms marrying a jerk HAHAA
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  10. 03-12-2004, 05:36 PM #10
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    .....those were great.........i would know quite a few people, who would be getting cards in the mail...........
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  11. 03-12-2004, 05:50 PM #11
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    HAHA ...that was a good laugh and is needed on this board...
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  12. 03-12-2004, 06:07 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
    Next question.. Which one would you send to someone.. and what did they do/why??

    Me... the last one.. why.. cause my moms marrying a jerk HAHAA
    3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
    (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

    For my last ex, who drove me nuts with all the marriage talk. After 3 months of dating she started bringing up marriage. Its kinda my fault for hanging around for a year and a half, thinking maybe she would drop it, but never did. She even went as far as to plan a wedding date with her mother, yet I never gave her a ring of asked her to marry me.

    Psychoooooooooooooooooooooo
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    13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
    (Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia)

    oh wait... florida doesnt apply. Err just kidding lol
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  14. 03-13-2004, 11:04 PM #14
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    HAHA I just found this to go along with the 1st thread....

    http://www.serianni.net/thap/halmark/index.htm
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  15. 03-30-2004, 06:22 PM #15
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    hahaha. i've seen all of those before
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    just sent them to 34 of my friends and family........

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    ive seen em before, but they are still funny as all hell
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    i wish they did make some of those cards, i can think of a few people i would send them too
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    1-3, 5, 7, and 9...all seem to apply perfectly to my ex-fiance. Perfectly.
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