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    BOUNCER is offline Retired Vet
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    L.A. Math exam.


    GANG NAME:______________________

    1.) Little Johnny has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually
    misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by
    shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Little Johnny attempt
    before he has to reload?

    2.) Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio
    for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street
    value of the rest of his hold?

    3.) Rufus pimps 3 hoes. If the price is $85 per trick, how many
    tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day
    crack habit?

    4.) Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000
    to make 20% profit. How many ounces will he need?

    5.) Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette,
    and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how
    many more corvettes must he have to steal to have $900?

    6.) Raoul got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit.
    If his common-law wife spends $100 per month, how much money will be
    left when he gets out?

    Extra credit bonus: how much more time will he get for killing the
    hoe that spent his money?

    7.) If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the
    average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed
    with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint free?

    8.) Hector knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his
    gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Hector knocked up?

    9.) Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a Boa Constrictor
    that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Bernie
    makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can he feed the Boa
    on one week's income?

    10.) Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at 35 mph,
    Joe loads his .357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his
    magnum, how far away will Billy be when he gets whacked?

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    Philliagorillia is offline Associate Member
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    Hey! I own 2 ak-47's and plenty of 30 & 40 round clips, nothing wrong with having a little fire power... Looks like a test hat they would give the kids in the ghetto here in stl..

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    Butch is offline Anabolic Member
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    BOUNCER that is so played out bro....come one now....our homies are much more intelligent than that....****, if they fail a test they simply shoot the teacher.... and there are no more lil Johnny's in's lil Juan...lmao

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    not bad at all

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    Nice haha

    I saw one like that about a redneck driver's license application or something like that. It was great.

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