Omfg!! This Is Horrible!!

**Money Boss Hustla** · 03-17-2004, 12:19 PM

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/

A Japanese man breeds and sells kittens that are called BONSAI CATS. That would sound cute, if it weren't kittens that were put in to little bottles after being given a muscle relaxant and then locked up for the rest of their lives. The cats are fed through a straw and have a small tube for their feces. The skeleton of the cat will take on the form of the bottle as the kitten grows. The cats never get the opportunity to move. They are used as original and exclusive souvenirs.

**rambo** · 03-17-2004, 12:24 PM

Holy Hell! Oh man, that HAS to be a parody. At least I REALLY hope it is.

**damiongage** · 03-17-2004, 12:26 PM

that's messed up

***Cycleon*** · 03-17-2004, 12:27 PM

there has been a thread on here before and yes it is a parody i believe it was determined

**Money Boss Hustla** · 03-17-2004, 12:27 PM

I thought the same thing. It f'ing better be...but I have a friend who said he recalls hearing about this in China.

LORDBLiTZ · 03-17-2004, 12:31 PM

I'd kill anyone who did that to a cat.

**PuddleMonkey** · 03-17-2004, 12:57 PM

I may hate cats but I'd never want that done to them.

**SwoleCat** · 03-17-2004, 12:59 PM

Ditto. **** things make me sneeze to h*ll and back, but no reason for this.

~SC~

**TheMudMan** · 03-17-2004, 01:00 PM

Originally Posted by CYCLEON

there has been a thread on here before and yes it is a parody i believe it was determined

I remember seeing that thread......... fake or not it's still sick...... I don't like cats much but I would never hurt any animal.

**ross3814** · 03-17-2004, 01:09 PM

i want one!!!

j/k thats fuc*ed

**Elliot** · 03-17-2004, 01:58 PM

yeah there was a thread like this a few months back and it was determined it was a joke.. they should bring thoes asians here and let us chop limbs off one by one..

**ANABOLIX2** · 03-17-2004, 02:10 PM

I wonder how much they would take for a dog to get done like that.

**hercules88** · 03-17-2004, 02:38 PM

i remember the thread. i think it was college kids messing around. it is sik. but the worst part is that this brings the idea out and even though its a joke you know some sic f u ck wil try it

**hercules88** · 03-17-2004, 02:41 PM

i just checked the site. it was the same cite that was posted in the other thread. very fake!

**Dude-Man** · 03-17-2004, 03:20 PM

It's definitely a farse. Similar to www.blackpeopleloveus.com , a hilarious satire.

**ozmonster** · 03-17-2004, 03:25 PM

That site is fake. Check this out:

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/bonsai.htm

oz

***Cycleon*** · 03-17-2004, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by chrisAdams

It's definitely a farse. Similar to www.blackpeopleloveus.com , a hilarious satire.

That site is hillarious - I almost fainted laughing so hard

I like Johnny and Sally because they NEVER flaunt their wealth in front of me. In fact, they go to great lengths to keep their valuables as well as their wallets and purses as far away from me as possible. How cool is THAT???

**Dude-Man** · 03-17-2004, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by CYCLEON

That site is hillarious - I almost fainted laughing so hard

I like Johnny and Sally because they NEVER flaunt their wealth in front of me. In fact, they go to great lengths to keep their valuables as well as their wallets and purses as far away from me as possible. How cool is THAT???

glad you liked it cyc. I'm gonna throw up a new thread just in case no one notices this one.

**groverman1** · 03-17-2004, 04:27 PM

Dude I hate cats but that's crazy, even though it's a parody.

**big daddy k de** · 03-17-2004, 10:58 PM

i love cats and i have one ..she means a lot to me ... if i saw this guy in person who does this i would hurt him badly...or kill him seriously!

**Superhuman** · 03-21-2004, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by Elliot

yeah there was a thread like this a few months back and it was determined it was a joke.. they should bring thoes asians here and let us chop limbs off one by one..

yea those frickin asians gosh ****....
hey speakin of asians, yall see Kris Dimm that new IFBB pro? he's pretty big.

**Bigboy123** · 03-21-2004, 09:02 PM

That is horrible... its actually sick, who would think of some **** like that?

**BabyGirl01** · 03-21-2004, 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/

A Japanese man breeds and sells kittens that are called BONSAI CATS. That would sound cute, if it weren't kittens that were put in to little bottles after being given a muscle relaxant and then locked up for the rest of their lives. The cats are fed through a straw and have a small tube for their feces. The skeleton of the cat will take on the form of the bottle as the kitten grows. The cats never get the opportunity to move. They are used as original and exclusive souvenirs.

That is so horrible. How could someone be so mean to poor little kittens. They are halpless and can not defent themselves, and they probably have no idea what's going on. And to be stuffed in abottle like that would be such torture. I would liek to stuff that man in a bottle and leave him there to dit, with NO FOOD at all.

BG

**Superhuman** · 03-22-2004, 08:14 PM

how do they go to the bathroom...

do they just **** all over themselves?

**decadbal** · 03-22-2004, 09:35 PM

who cares, i hate Fing cats

**El Diablo** · 03-22-2004, 09:44 PM

That better be fake...Thats animal cruelty.

**Jack87** · 03-22-2004, 09:47 PM

My man you and I think alike

I would would no doubt kill anyone that

did anything so ****ing cruel and wrong...

I believe the right term for my actions would be pure evil...

Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ

I'd kill anyone who did that to a cat.

**El Diablo** · 03-22-2004, 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by CYCLEON

That site is hillarious - I almost fainted laughing so hard

I like Johnny and Sally because they NEVER flaunt their wealth in front of me. In fact, they go to great lengths to keep their valuables as well as their wallets and purses as far away from me as possible. How cool is THAT???

My god....i was rolling

**monstercojones** · 03-22-2004, 11:29 PM

funny sites, the i love black people one has been floating around for a long time now....

do any of you guys ever check out www.ebaumsworld.com

or check out

http://maddox.xmission.com/

-MC

**saboudian** · 03-23-2004, 11:15 AM

Another is great Internet hoax that continues to suck in unsuspecting victims is "Bonsai Kitten," a website created by MIT students in 2000. The website explains how to apply Japanese "bonsai" growth control methods to kittens by stuffing felines into jars so they grow into convenient shapes. "It still manages to generate fantastic amounts of outrage," Boese said. Apparently no kitties were injured.

Although I still wanna see what the kitten actually looks like.

**Vidooch** · 04-01-2004, 02:35 PM

that is soooo fcuked up. i would beat that man senseless....... poor little kitties

**I'm in a Hurry!** · 04-01-2004, 02:53 PM

I confirme that... went to Japen but we can't change their way to live... they're so much unlike us!

**stack-a-licious** · 04-01-2004, 03:05 PM

thats messed up...if i saw this guy doing this i would slam his jaw on a concrete curb like ed norton did in American History X.... this guy is an idiot..