Didn't want it to come to this, but I'm calling out Cycleon

**BigGreen** · 03-17-2004, 05:22 PM

Yup, for real...i gotta do it. I crunched the numbers and with his post count, he would have had to dedicate i forget how many raw days (in terms of hours combined) simply to posting...not reading, not eating, just posting even just using a pretty conservative estimation. I can dig up the figures if you'd like.....but rest assured, they're solid.

So, i gotta know, where does the post count come from? What sorcery is this? And more importantly, where are my pants?

Swellin · 03-17-2004, 05:28 PM

Don't sweat it BG...this whole pants thing is just another side of the vicadin.

LORDBLiTZ · 03-17-2004, 05:28 PM

I think it's his sin count for the men he's been with.

**chicamahomico** · 03-17-2004, 05:54 PM

100,000 posts at an assumed rate of 1 post per minute would take you roughly 70 days.

**rambo** · 03-17-2004, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ

I think it's his sin count for the men he's been with.

Then the shown post count is a conservative figure.

***Cycleon*** · 03-17-2004, 05:54 PM

I think you need to worry more about why LordBlitz is saying he found your pants in his bed and less about my enormous.... eh.... post size

**rambo** · 03-17-2004, 05:59 PM

One more post for 68,000, wee man.

LORDBLiTZ · 03-17-2004, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by CYCLEON

I think you need to worry more about why LordBlitz is saying he found your pants in his bed and less about my enormous.... eh.... post size

PFFFFFFFFT

**BigGreen** · 03-17-2004, 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by CYCLEON

I think you need to worry more about why LordBlitz is saying he found your pants in his bed and less about my enormous.... eh.... post size

Well, I'd like them returned to me ASAP. And, no, this is not a george costanza move on my part to get him to contact me again. I just want them back. I only own one pair.

**mass junkie** · 03-17-2004, 06:52 PM

Oh I thought it was for the amount of times he threatend to lock the lounge

**rambo** · 03-17-2004, 06:52 PM

Get a job, Spicoli.

***Cycleon*** · 03-17-2004, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

Oh I thought it was for the amount of times he threatend to lock the lounge

Ill bet the little midget actually thinks this is funny

**rambo** · 03-17-2004, 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

Oh I thought it was for the amount of times he threatend to lock the lounge

ROFL, HAHAHAHA ahahahahah HAHAHAAH ah.
ahhhhhh
ahhhh
woooo.
woo.
woo.

I'm done.

**BigGreen** · 03-17-2004, 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by rambo

Get a job, Spicoli.

I'll have you know that I worked eight hours last night with some physical labor outfit of some kind shoveling snow. Two of the guys on my "crew" wore work boots, most swore and several talked about hoping the snow lasted because they "needed the cash". It was like something out of the movies with the "rough around the edges" demeanor....and I must say it was something of a rush to be amongst their surly working class atmosphere and, if only for a moment, be one of them. Of course, I was thankful it was but an ephemeral experience when I returned home to pick from amongst my 17 facial lotions as to which might best mitigate the effects of the wind and cold.

Swellin · 03-17-2004, 07:16 PM

Originally Posted by BigGreen

I'll have you know that I worked eight hours last night with some physical labor outfit of some kind shoveling snow. Two of the guys on my "crew" wore work boots, most swore and several talked about hoping the snow lasted because they "needed the cash". It was like something out of the movies with the "rough around the edges" demeanor....and I must say it was something of a rush to be amongst their surly working class atmosphere and, if only for a moment, be one of them. Of course, I was thankful it was but an ephemeral experience when I returned home to pick from amongst my 17 facial lotions as to which might best mitigate the effects of the wind and cold.

Puss!

**SwoleCat** · 03-17-2004, 07:20 PM

This is hilarious entertainment!

~SC~

**bermich** · 03-17-2004, 08:13 PM

Do you guys still have snow???? 90 degrees for the past two weeks melted all my snow.
Shoveling snow is fun. You get to make designs and all kindsa neat stuff

**damiongage** · 03-17-2004, 08:26 PM

this thread went from "calling out cyc" to shoveling snow in 14 posts?????

**Superhuman** · 03-17-2004, 08:30 PM

**tryingtogetbig** · 03-17-2004, 10:26 PM

Originally Posted by CYCLEON

Ill bet the little midget actually thinks this is funny

have to admit....that was damm funny!!! Change his title or something cyc...don't take that kind of abuse from him....or maybe it's some kind of hidden code between the two of you....are you guys hiding something from us???

***Cycleon*** · 03-17-2004, 10:31 PM

Originally Posted by tryingtogetbig

have to admit....that was damm funny!!! Change his title or something cyc...don't take that kind of abuse from him....or maybe it's some kind of hidden code between the two of you....are you guys hiding something from us???

There, I think that is an improvement

and dont let your jelousy of mass's midget member get you thinking of perverted things between he and I - I dont swing from that kind of tree

**tryingtogetbig** · 03-17-2004, 10:39 PM

"Gorilla faced midget".....damm that's funny too!!! Uh-oh.....Mass is going to be mad at someone....

mass...I tried talking him out of it ole buddy ole pal.....I can't believe that cyc picks on you like that!!

....this isn't some more of that secret code between the two of you is it.....

**Superhuman** · 03-17-2004, 10:41 PM

"gorilla faced midget"... too funny

**palequail** · 03-17-2004, 10:42 PM

What qualifies you for a dumb name??

**Superhuman** · 03-17-2004, 10:42 PM

hey, btw, how do u get a different title? Is it directly related to # of posts?

**palequail** · 03-17-2004, 10:43 PM

Mine should be "Hot Ass Chick Avatar's Member"

***Cycleon*** · 03-17-2004, 10:49 PM

Originally Posted by tryingtogetbig

"Gorilla faced midget".....damm that's funny too!!! Uh-oh.....Mass is going to be mad at someone....

mass...I tried talking him out of it ole buddy ole pal.....I can't believe that cyc picks on you like that!!

....this isn't some more of that secret code between the two of you is it.....

CYCLEON say "man who try to stir up s**t should take care lest he step in it"

**Dude-Man** · 03-17-2004, 10:49 PM

I've been enjoying the snow. I managed to write my name in urine on the sidewalk last night from 6 stories up.

**Superhuman** · 03-17-2004, 10:57 PM

**BigGreen** · 03-17-2004, 11:03 PM

Originally Posted by chrisAdams

I've been enjoying the snow. I managed to write my name in urine on the sidewalk last night from 6 stories up.

Are you sure? Did you actually walk down to check it out? I've done many things from six stories up that looked "good to go" only to find out a few hours later or the next morning that it was an affront to god.

**Dude-Man** · 03-17-2004, 11:12 PM

it was pretty solid from six stories up... but by morning it had been shovelled. It may not have been perfect, but it definitely was too good to be considered an affront to god.

**tryingtogetbig** · 03-17-2004, 11:20 PM

Originally Posted by CYCLEON

CYCLEON say "man who try to stir up s**t should take care lest he step in it"

I think cycleon is on to me......oops.....

**PTbyJason** · 03-18-2004, 09:33 AM

Surely Cycleon wouldn't have altered his post count!?!?!

I would never boost my post count like that.

**Mart651** · 03-18-2004, 09:44 AM

Originally Posted by PTbyJason

Surely Cycleon wouldn't have altered his post count!?!?!

I would never boost my post count like that.

Yall had to change your post count to keep ahead of ****, before he got banned.

I did not say the name bouncer.

**decadbal** · 03-18-2004, 12:21 PM

hahahahahaha is all i can say....

**BigGreen** · 03-18-2004, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by PTbyJason

Surely Cycleon wouldn't have altered his post count!?!?!

I would never boost my post count like that.

50,000 is believable....60,000?? That's just too much.

**Juggernaut** · 03-18-2004, 01:02 PM

I've often wondered that as well Big Green and I have a theory......CYC is a Post Vampire! That's right a Vampire...post vampire no less. And I have proof! First off there has never been nor will there ever be a picture posted of what CYC looks like. Know why? Cause of the little mirror in the cameras.....we all know there is no reflection of a vampire so hence the reason we'll never know what he looks like. Second, he never goes out and is always lurking around the board....hop on at any time and I'll bet you he's trolling around. Thirdly, When he bans a member, that memebers post count is added to his...thus making his post count unatainable for a mear human.

Currently I'm researching how one goes about killing a Post Vampire but from what I've learned so far a wooden stake through the heart does nothing to them.....apperantly they don't have a heart....clearly this is the case when see what he's done to Mass. If Mass gets banned (something I pray for daily) I'll bet we see CYC's post count go up.

In case you're all wondering.....PTbyJason is a Werewolf and Pheedno is Big Foot. If I were you guys I'd protect myself......I'me wearing a cast iron coller and I've draped garlic all over my house....and I've poured holy water on my keyboard.

afpoibgpsiu. dhjsjafopkjbdgf....**** hiOLY wAiTRE! Had to get another keyboard. hahahahaha

**BigGreen** · 03-18-2004, 01:13 PM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148

Thirdly, When he bans a member, that memebers post count is added to his...thus making his post count unatainable for a mear human.

Of course!!! He's like Freddy Kreuger or the old dude from Mortal Kombat in this regard. This makes even more sense when you consider that he's as old as the guy from mortal kombat (like 600 or so??) and has the...ahem..."dashing good looks" of freddy kreuger.

***Cycleon*** · 03-18-2004, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by PTbyJason

Surely Cycleon wouldn't have altered his post count!?!?!

I would never boost my post count like that.

I think I need to revise my banning protocalls to include admins

- but I cant ban you since you would think thats a vacation!!!!!

just be glad that I boosted it when the old version was on there - it only allowed the max post total of 65K or something like that- heeeeeeyyyyyy now with the new version maybe I can boost it over 1000K

I dont even know what the real count is - with the old account maybe 15-20K?

**Mart651** · 03-18-2004, 01:52 PM

While your at it I will take 20 or 30 thousand myself.

Originally Posted by CYCLEON

I think I need to revise my banning protocalls to include admins

- but I cant ban you since you would think thats a vacation!!!!!

just be glad that I boosted it when the old version was on there - it only allowed the max post total of 65K or something like that- heeeeeeyyyyyy now with the new version maybe I can boost it over 1000K

I dont even know what the real count is - with the old account maybe 15-20K?