A poll for all you american waiters and sodomy lovers

**BigGreen** · 03-17-2004, 11:09 PM

Now although its understandable that they arent all happy about declining tips and wages - notice that a LARGE majority of American waiters think their life is better than before they tried sodomy and think that things are going to be even better in the future - Why? because of what sodomy does for your sense of inner peace.*

*This thread, it's title and it's content is a parody of Cycleon's "A poll for all you america haters and saddam lovers" I saw the title looking at me all day just begging for a parody such as this.

**Dude-Man** · 03-17-2004, 11:22 PM

i'm a sodomy lover. where's the poll?

**palequail** · 03-17-2004, 11:24 PM

Sodomizers...does it really feel that good???

**Ammar** · 03-17-2004, 11:35 PM

Sodomy...hmmm sounds interesting.

**chicamahomico** · 03-17-2004, 11:37 PM

I figured there was a link between waiters and sodomy. Talking to 50%natural has confirmed my suspicions.

***50%Natural*** · 03-17-2004, 11:39 PM

you asshole....

**Dude-Man** · 03-17-2004, 11:43 PM

oral sex is included in sodomy. Don't knock it till you try it.

**Tock** · 03-18-2004, 04:48 AM

When you say Oral Sex, you've said a mouthful . . .
-Tock

**hybrid** · 03-18-2004, 08:29 AM

You guys are stealing Nathan's thunder.

**BlocRoc** · 03-18-2004, 09:23 AM

I hear that French waiter are known for taking LARGE TIPS, and never showering! Don think that it matters here, but it is interesting, no offense to any French Large Tip Taking, non showering frenchman!

L8

**Da Bull** · 03-18-2004, 09:31 AM

Originally Posted by Tock

When you say Oral Sex, you've said a mouthful . . .
-Tock

Calm down Tock...i knew this would get you all steamy.

**damiongage** · 03-18-2004, 09:57 AM

ChrisAdams is looking for a poll

**decadbal** · 03-18-2004, 02:06 PM

least its legal

***Cycleon*** · 03-18-2004, 02:16 PM

my question is it only is those waiters who are sodomizing or those who are getting sodomized?

**Tock** · 03-19-2004, 02:22 AM

Originally Posted by CYCLEON

my question is it only is those waiters who are sodomizing or those who are getting sodomized?

Well, since the good book says, "It is better to give than to receive," a sentiment I'm sure both of us will cheerfully second, I would gainsay the happiest are the ones contributing more of themselves to the joyous celebration of intimate togetherness . . .
Wouldn't you agree?
--Tock