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03-24-2004, 10:19 PM #1AR-Elite Hall of Famer
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I want to buy the Uglyiest, cheapest car
Post some pics. Has to be a total beater. just will get trashed, beat on, and move from point A to point B.
Im thinkin, 1972 Toyota SR2.
Who has other ideas???? (and this is half-way serious too )
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03-24-2004, 10:29 PM #2
1976 Toyota Corolla Station wagon
1976 Toyota Corolla Station wagon
with the wooden paneling.
My first car, it had a 8-Track.
I was a chic magnet
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03-24-2004, 10:31 PM #3AR-Elite Hall of Famer
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Yes, WOOD PANELING! lol, Good thinking. Even like a celebrity might work. It just will have to fuction for 1 yr.
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03-24-2004, 10:57 PM #4
1990 ish ford festiva. you can get one on ebay for like a hundred or two.
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03-24-2004, 10:59 PM #5
****, Festivas are pretty much the defention of s**tbox cars. It doesn't get worse than that!
How bout the tried and true Yugo or a beat up Bug?
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03-24-2004, 11:00 PM #6
Or even better, some car that has more steel than a tuna boat, like a 65 Ford Galaxy?
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03-24-2004, 11:01 PM #7AR-Elite Hall of Famer
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Originally Posted by navydevildoc
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03-24-2004, 11:02 PM #8
Bro... you need an '81 LADA!
http://www.ladakerho.net/docs/info/takaveto/21011.htm
The pride of the USSR And you should not have too much trouble finding one as they sold them in Canada from the late 70's to the late 80's Oh wait... the 81's were usually rusted appart by 1983
They even came with a hand crank bar to start the car when the battery or starter failed (no I am not kidding! my buddy in HS had an 81 Lada and I saw it!)
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03-24-2004, 11:03 PM #9LORDBLiTZ Guest
Hmmm.... you need something with a big front bumper so you can hunt stop signs and peoples garbage cans
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03-24-2004, 11:05 PM #10
There is always the Ford Pinto Station Wagon....
http://shockeys.com/festiva/pinto.htm
GAG!
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03-24-2004, 11:05 PM #11LORDBLiTZ Guest
A lada? Those things burn more oil than gas!!
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03-24-2004, 11:06 PM #12AR-Elite Hall of Famer
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Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
THis is what im talking about!!!! Imagine picking up someone new at the bar, and telling them what im taking them to my place in lada baby
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03-24-2004, 11:07 PM #13Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
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03-24-2004, 11:09 PM #14LORDBLiTZ Guest
LOL, you going from a corvette to a chevette?
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03-24-2004, 11:09 PM #15Banned
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Not to get off topic...Who's the hottie in your avatar????
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03-24-2004, 11:11 PM #16
Ahhhh the ugliest car EVER!!!!
AMC Gremlin!
Though the AMC pacer is also butt ugly!
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03-24-2004, 11:13 PM #17Banned
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I think the Gremlin isnt that bad....the pacer is ****in UUUGGGGLLYYYyy
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03-24-2004, 11:13 PM #18
Hey, I bought my buddies 1986 s10 and for 200 bucks, knocked all the windows out, and just started crashing it into trees up at my buddys farm in upstate NY... We went nuts, got it on video tape. We were goin of 30 foot table tops... We rolled it, I almost lost an arm, def was a good time though...
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03-24-2004, 11:14 PM #19
I thought the Pacers had those ugly as hell wrap around windows in the back?
If you get the Gremlin, you get the hot chick in the sexy dress shown in the picture!!!!
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03-24-2004, 11:14 PM #20AR-Elite Hall of Famer
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Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
Well, my baby is probably going to have to be sold. Im moving to an apartment w/o a garage, and will be gone overseas for too long for me to leave her behind. SO, the rough plan is to sell my car, get a beater, finally get my sh1t together and graduate college....then itll be time for the 05 Vette, hehe (or a CTS, havent decided, but something along those lines)
-and my girl Jessica simpson is in my avatar, and mind while im getting LB quality ladies in the sack.
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03-24-2004, 11:17 PM #21Banned
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Originally Posted by 956Vette
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03-24-2004, 11:33 PM #22LORDBLiTZ Guest
Get a suzuki swift GT. Or a firefly turbo. Those fukers are fast and easy on fuel.
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03-24-2004, 11:38 PM #23
hmm ugly and cheap.........
my cousin has an old 63 corvette....
hahahahahhahahah j/k
i have 94 toyota tercel up here that i've been thinking about selling.
has 125,000 miles and runs fine
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03-24-2004, 11:42 PM #24
Of course there is always a Cadillac Pimpmobile
Or the Thunderbird version
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03-24-2004, 11:50 PM #25
i used to drive an 84 volkswagon cabrio convertable with one headlight, broken speedometer, broken gas gauge, passenger door wouldnt open, and the roof leaked...
thats a nice POS for playing shopping cart hockey...
look into one of those...
plus its a convertable so obviously it was a chick magnet.
i actually ended up giving it away, didnt bother selling it.
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03-24-2004, 11:52 PM #26
HOw about an Eagle, remember those!!!
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03-25-2004, 12:00 AM #27
Ok ok I'll admit it... Chevettes are the ugliest cars.... EVER!
Well, maybe... a '79 Plymouth Horizon is also pretty darn butt ugly!
Man that car makes my teeth hurt!
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03-25-2004, 12:07 AM #28AR-Elite Hall of Famer
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WOW, i would definately have to kick my own ass if i drove one of those. THAT is NOT even funny
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03-25-2004, 12:08 AM #29
That sure looks like the brady bunch parents in the horizon... SCARY!
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03-25-2004, 12:10 AM #30
By the way, my first car ever (bought it cash for $600 when I was 16) was a used 1980 Ford Fiesta (they were only imported to north america from 1978-1980).
Similar to this one, but mine was white.... (well mostly rust and primer gray)
I beat the shît out of that poor car! By the time I was finished with it, I gave it away to a friend for spare parts
I also miss the sessions of shopping cart bowling, playing chicken with mailboxes (funny, the mailbox always lost!?), occasional carpentry work to "fix" the holes in the floor... (I think the carpet was holding the seat in!)
Red
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03-25-2004, 08:01 AM #31
Just pm big texan and ask him what hes driving these days........some ol Rustang....
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03-25-2004, 08:17 AM #32Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
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03-25-2004, 08:18 AM #33
**** fellas, my first car was a 79 Chevette. I was born in 78 I rear ended someone. I ended up driving the car with wing nuts holding the hood closed. Drivers door was pinned shut could not open. One head light. A chain link fence for a grill and still pulled lots of pussy . Bitches like them junkers
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03-25-2004, 09:18 AM #34
Vetter, I think you should go with a mid-80's Yugo. One was blown off the Mackinaw bridge here in Michigan a while ago.
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Originally Posted by mass junkie
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03-25-2004, 11:34 AM #36Originally Posted by 956Vette
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03-25-2004, 11:38 AM #37
How about a nice yellow pacer???? 1972
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