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    My Confessions: I've Been Lying to You.

    To some of you this will come as a shock, to others it will be merely an affirmation of your skepticism. I first and foremost want to apologize to a board that has done nothing but nurture my growth, not only physically but mentally and spiritually as well. I have nothing but respect for this board, and as I have been around since its inception, I have seen it also grow into the haven of enhancement through science. It is a brotherhood, and it is a place I have come to love.

    I am more than one person on this board. Some of you have already made fleeting comments at the similarities between two of my alter egos, BigGreen and Nathan. What no one has thought of was my creation of a fourth, which I shall explain later. No one can deny the parallelism between these two people, and myself (referring to myself here as the creator of "rambo" as well). The pictures of BigGreen on the board are those of my previous roomate at MIT, where I received an M.S. in physics. Remember Nathan being an Astrophysics major (B.S)? And BigGreen's M.S from Dartmouth? Sound familiar? I developed Nathan thoroughly at ************ before he came to AR, and the banter between he and HappyScrappy were some of the greatest threads I have been a part of. No one can deny the diction and syntax of these 3 characters (Rambo, BigGreen, Nathan) are nearly identical. You really can't. How it didn't become obvious in the many threads we debated amongst ourselves baffles me.

    There is one more. I am also MassJunkie. I was exhausted from drafting meticulous replies to each and every thread. I wanted to have a little fun, but I still left the trademark wit of my other characters in Mass. The pictures are those of my cousin, who does indeed live in FL and has (and I'm sorry Mart) acted as a counterpart to my devious actions.

    Yes, I have been through counseling, but no, I'm not insane. I simply express my neuroses online, as opposed to in everyday life. It wasn't a complex set of computer hacker-isms that allowed this to take place, merely my access to remote PC servers through an IT network that allowed me to dial up remotely at different parts of the country.

    I'm trying to retire all of these personas, and leave rambo, as I feel he is the weakest of the characters, and can still repent to the board for forgiveness. I'm sorry. I'm not promising that I'll stop posting as these other characters, because I keep myself entertained in my otherwise miserable life.

    Please forgive my actions. I know some of you will wake up to read this, and I hope that the early dawn leaves you in spirits worthy of benevolence.

    I'm sorry, but no matter what, thank you for being here for me.

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    Very well......Big Green, Mass Junkie, and Nathan are banned!

    Didi you say HappyScrappy are the same too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheedno
    Very well......Big Green, Mass Junkie, and Nathan are banned!

    Didi you say HappyScrappy are the same too?
    No, HappyScrappy is his own person. We had many infamous threads under "Nathan vs. HappyScrappy" at Elite.

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    And I'd rather you not ban them, as it might put a dent in the lounge if I couldn't use them as well as rambo.

    I'm guessing that no one caught the nearly one month absence of all four of us? And then all of a sudden "rambo" takes the lounge back, and "BigGreen" jumps in, "Mass" starts to quip, and "Nathan" starts posting his usual random nihilistic ramblings?

    I thought someone would have caught it by now.

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    You have way too much time. What do you get out of this? Frankly it doesnt bother me. I joined this board to seek advice and get answers. Whether its from you or one of your many friends i dont care. Whatever amuses you bro.

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    **** dude that is some crazy ****....you tricked the hell out of me.


    Whatcha gonna do....

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    This has left me in quite a quandry. It seems as if my entire universe is about to collapse. I'm lost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheedno
    Very well......Big Green, Mass Junkie, and Nathan are banned!

    Didi you say HappyScrappy are the same too?
    Not saying you're gonna do it, but is it feasible to ban a Mod?

    Sym

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    hahahah....and here I thought all this time that you and hoss were the same guy

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    huh, now Im realllllly confused.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronCy
    huh, now Im realllllly confused.....
    -Cy
    You're not the only one.. Im very very confused!

    HBP

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    This thread is a sham. A desperate attempt to divert attention from the fact that you four are major snuggle bunnies. Doing despicable and perverted things to each other in the dark recesses of seedy chat rooms.


    Pitiful, just pitiful.

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    hey I got along with all four... who am i to judge! that and you have way way way too much time....

    does this mean I have to change my signature?

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    **** Mass or Rambo, whoever you are. I am deeply hurt. I thought we were tight. I came all the way to Miami to see you and you never told me. All I have to say is no more sex from me for either of your personalities.

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    i don't give a rat's ass about you rambone/ramrod/etc

    just so long as one of you shows up at Fili'B's for a burrito...

    in fact, bring nathan...

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    At last!!!!! My suspisions were correct. And you all called me mad. You know what gave it away? Tough **** I'm not telling you.....you wouldn't believe me before you won't believe me now either. Just remember if I tell you a chicken dips snuff look under his wing for a can!

    Rambo....I love you......in a viking way of course......you get to wear the hat with the horns this week. hahahahaha Se what happens when it's spring break and you have too much time on your hands? hahahahahahaha

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    That is some creative writing on your part Rambo..I do however have my doubts that your are all one in the same. Either way, they all post some interesting and well written posts, even though most of them are definitely on the BIZARRE side!!! Good luck with your therapy!!! Doc M

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc M
    That is some creative writing on your part Rambo..I do however have my doubts that your are all one in the same. Either way, they all post some interesting and well written posts, even though most of them are definitely on the BIZARRE side!!! Good luck with your therapy!!! Doc M

    Name one interesting and well written post that Mass has written.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mart651
    Name one interesting and well written post that Mass has written.
    mart651 is gay!!!

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    I made this connection, and I mentioned it several times......the bombshell was Mass....I never saw that coming!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    mart651 is gay!!!
    that was interesting

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    Quote Originally Posted by cb25
    that was interesting
    and well written

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    hmmm...very very very VERY fukking lost on this one.....

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    Well... this is certainly interesting. You (whoever you are) must have a lot of free time on your hands if you add up all your posts... hope your therapy goes well...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cb25
    that was interesting
    Don't humor him.

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    Now we are just waiting for Big Green to come and dispute this. Then everyone will think it was a joke. Remember, Rambo believes he is the smartest guy on here and can manipulate each of you how he likes.

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    BTW Rambo/BG/Nathan/MJ, how is the tooth?

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    Rambo,Nathan,BigGreen,Mass junkie = Well Hung....whoever we are

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    mart651 is gay!!!
    BWAHAHHAHAHAAHAH...........that was great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by someday
    BWAHAHHAHAHAAHAH...........that was great.

    Looking for a date?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mart651
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    Dont forget about me lovebug

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    Quote Originally Posted by daman1
    Dont forget about me lovebug

    Don't be jealous. There is enough of me for all of you.

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    Wheres Sally Field when you need her?

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    WTF i'll just pretend i didnt read this, easier on my brain that way

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    and if Rambo did have an alter ego......it would be this cat right here.....think about it
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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    To some of you this will come as a shock, to others it will be merely an affirmation of your skepticism. I first and foremost want to apologize to a board that has done nothing but nurture my growth, not only physically but mentally and spiritually as well. I have nothing but respect for this board, and as I have been around since its inception, I have seen it also grow into the haven of enhancement through science. It is a brotherhood, and it is a place I have come to love.

    I am more than one person on this board. Some of you have already made fleeting comments at the similarities between two of my alter egos, BigGreen and Nathan. What no one has thought of was my creation of a fourth, which I shall explain later. No one can deny the parallelism between these two people, and myself (referring to myself here as the creator of "rambo" as well). The pictures of BigGreen on the board are those of my previous roomate at MIT, where I received an M.S. in physics. Remember Nathan being an Astrophysics major (B.S)? And BigGreen's M.S from Dartmouth? Sound familiar? I developed Nathan thoroughly at ************ before he came to AR, and the banter between he and HappyScrappy were some of the greatest threads I have been a part of. No one can deny the diction and syntax of these 3 characters (Rambo, BigGreen, Nathan) are nearly identical. You really can't. How it didn't become obvious in the many threads we debated amongst ourselves baffles me.

    There is one more. I am also MassJunkie. I was exhausted from drafting meticulous replies to each and every thread. I wanted to have a little fun, but I still left the trademark wit of my other characters in Mass. The pictures are those of my cousin, who does indeed live in FL and has (and I'm sorry Mart) acted as a counterpart to my devious actions.

    Yes, I have been through counseling, but no, I'm not insane. I simply express my neuroses online, as opposed to in everyday life. It wasn't a complex set of computer hacker-isms that allowed this to take place, merely my access to remote PC servers through an IT network that allowed me to dial up remotely at different parts of the country.

    I'm trying to retire all of these personas, and leave rambo, as I feel he is the weakest of the characters, and can still repent to the board for forgiveness. I'm sorry. I'm not promising that I'll stop posting as these other characters, because I keep myself entertained in my otherwise miserable life.

    Please forgive my actions. I know some of you will wake up to read this, and I hope that the early dawn leaves you in spirits worthy of benevolence.

    I'm sorry, but no matter what, thank you for being here for me.
    .... Who cares? This was the stupidest thing I read on AR yet, I wouldn't care if you were 50 ppl on here, Whatever turns your crank though... Appartley time isn't of escence with you

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    Quote Originally Posted by mart651
    Looking for a date?

    May 18, 1743

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    this reminds me of the movie "Identity"... what a mind Fukc THAT was.

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    i'm still unsure if this is a joke or not.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    To some of you this will come as a shock, to others it will be merely an affirmation of your skepticism. I first and foremost want to apologize to a board that has done nothing but nurture my growth, not only physically but mentally and spiritually as well. I have nothing but respect for this board, and as I have been around since its inception, I have seen it also grow into the haven of enhancement through science. It is a brotherhood, and it is a place I have come to love.

    I am more than one person on this board. Some of you have already made fleeting comments at the similarities between two of my alter egos, BigGreen and Nathan. What no one has thought of was my creation of a fourth, which I shall explain later. No one can deny the parallelism between these two people, and myself (referring to myself here as the creator of "rambo" as well). The pictures of BigGreen on the board are those of my previous roomate at MIT, where I received an M.S. in physics. Remember Nathan being an Astrophysics major (B.S)? And BigGreen's M.S from Dartmouth? Sound familiar? I developed Nathan thoroughly at ************ before he came to AR, and the banter between he and HappyScrappy were some of the greatest threads I have been a part of. No one can deny the diction and syntax of these 3 characters (Rambo, BigGreen, Nathan) are nearly identical. You really can't. How it didn't become obvious in the many threads we debated amongst ourselves baffles me.

    There is one more. I am also MassJunkie. I was exhausted from drafting meticulous replies to each and every thread. I wanted to have a little fun, but I still left the trademark wit of my other characters in Mass. The pictures are those of my cousin, who does indeed live in FL and has (and I'm sorry Mart) acted as a counterpart to my devious actions.

    Yes, I have been through counseling, but no, I'm not insane. I simply express my neuroses online, as opposed to in everyday life. It wasn't a complex set of computer hacker-isms that allowed this to take place, merely my access to remote PC servers through an IT network that allowed me to dial up remotely at different parts of the country.

    I'm trying to retire all of these personas, and leave rambo, as I feel he is the weakest of the characters, and can still repent to the board for forgiveness. I'm sorry. I'm not promising that I'll stop posting as these other characters, because I keep myself entertained in my otherwise miserable life.

    Please forgive my actions. I know some of you will wake up to read this, and I hope that the early dawn leaves you in spirits worthy of benevolence.

    I'm sorry, but no matter what, thank you for being here for me.
    If mass is fictional who has mart been cyber screwing all this time..?

    but yeah its a really creative thread..

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