Injury Thread...

Thought this would be a interested topic... :rolleyes:

Listing all injuries received in order to date...

At least the ones I can remember...

Age 12 Frature of the Elbow and Disk at point of Elbow
Age 15 Fracture of the Forearm & Concussion
Age 16 Fractured Right Hand (boxers frature, some of you will know this one)
Age 23 Glass in Eyeball (Ouch this **** hurt more then anything!)
Age 26 Torn right Rotator Cuff (Only a Partial Tear thank god)
Age 29 Partial MCL Tear of right knee ( note to self 230lb plus weightlifters playing
contact basketball and thinking he can dunk at 5'8" BAD IDEA!!!)
Age 35 Herniated Disk (Causing all kinds of problems currently Mutha ****er!)

I'm sure a bunch more I've forgotten about...

Poor guy.. thats a lot of crap to happen to one person!!!!

I have only had one bad one that I can remember....

Dislocated knee cap at 17 (note to self- sliding down poles prentending ot be a stripper is BAD!!!!)
and I then hitting my same knee on the steering wheel in a car accident, the day I got the ok from the Doc to return to sports/dancing

How well.. that's all I got.. not to bad at all

HBP

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Originally Posted by ttuPrincess

(note to self- sliding down poles prentending ot be a stripper is BAD!!!!)

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LMFAO :lol:
Dude thats a lot... i had/have 2 poped disks in my lower back at 18. Ive never been the same since

age 8 broken colar bone (i started early)
age 14 dislocated shoulder (football injury)
age 14 broken bone on the outside of foot (basketball injury)
age 15 torn mcl/partial acl (football freaking fullback chop blocked me)
age 15 2 days after i was cleared from knee broken ankle in a cast for 2months
age 18 torn mcl same knee(after/prom beach house after second keg was tapped tryed to do a cart-whell like chris farley in black sheep remember im 6'8" about 290 at this point.

havent done anything since highschool knock on wood

age 12 tore lateral miniscus in right knee
age 13 tore lateral miniscus in left knee
age 15 bulged l4 disc
age 16 dislocated left shoulder, still not right..
age 17-19 bulged disc again.. about twice per year flareups would leave me bedridden
age 21 worsened right lateral miniscus tear, required surgery

broke nose (car wreck)
broke 2 teeth (thrown rock and all candy MM)
chipped bone in hip (Martial arts)
broke foot (MA)
broke toe (MA)
hyperextended knee (MA)
eye injury (don't ask but it was bloody)
popped jaw (MA)
groin injury, I swole up teh size of baseballs with blood (MA)
torn lumbar (basketball)
torn ligaments in both feet (various sports, once when I broke foot)
broke hand (swimming, the diving board broke)
broke right index finger (football)
broke right middle finger 3 times (football, playground, swimming see above)
broke left middle finger (don't recall)
torn ligaments right middle finger (basketball)

and the one Im most proud of.... cut self to bone on right index finger...(juggling knives... Ive since quit juggling!)

probably more, but I don't remember...age sucks

Hell where do I start. Well if I listed all the places that I have had stitches I think I would take up the entire website.
Injuries that caused them were from jumping off the twisted slide and smacking my mouth. :lol:
Taking the blade of a wood plane out to make a ninja sword and ramming it into my hand. :unsure: Don't know what I was thinking.
Opening a can of tennis balls
Like I said I could go on forever.

Aug 2001 - Other injuries include Boxer fraction from a fight in my right hand.
Summer 2002 - Peice of metal in my cornia (That one hurt Jussst a bit)
Winter of 2003 - Locked L2 and L3 vertabre together. Pinching syatic (sp) nerve
Current - Jammed C1 vertabre into Oxcipital Lobe of scull. This one has been on going for over a month.

well, i've had it relatively easy in my life...despite my desire to continue playing basketball at a level higher than i should...

age 19 partial tear ACL, complete tear vastus medialis (one of the quad muscles), torn meniscus
age 22 "severe high ankle sprain" - i.e. complete tear of most of the ligaments attaching to my ankle - my leg was black and blue from mid-calf to my toes...entirely. it's been over 3 months, and i'm walking again, but can't run for more than say 10 minutes on a treadmill...

and that's all...

Age 19 - Tibia platau fracture, dislocated shoulder
Age 20 - Cracked L5 Vertibre

-Broken pinky finger
-Broken thumb
-broken wrist
-broken toe
-5 stitches in my head
-broken ankle
-tore all the ligaments on the same ankle i broke(cb25... that **** hurts bro)
-hyperextended knee and midle finger.
-Tailbone injury that left me unable to walk for for about 1/2 and hour, I thought it was all over, the pain was so bad and everything went numb, i ended up passig out and when i woke up a managed to hobble back to my house, everything ended up being alright. One of the scariest thing that has happened to me.
-I think thats about it.....and theres probably alot more to come too.

at 17 - torn posterior miniscus left knee (snowboarding)
at 18 - torn posterior miniscus right knee (snowboarding)
at 20 - shattered clavical, broken shoulder joint, bruised elbow (size of a softball) and big chunk of scalp missing (nice scar) (again all from snowboarding)

thats about it other then numerous concusions, popped blood vessels in my eyes from face meeting ground again all from snowboarding.

being a sponsered semi - pro rider sucks, thats why i quite and wasted money in computer school to get a real job. no here i am owning my own businesses 2 years later

broken finger- basketball injury
torn ligaments around left knee cap- ended college basketball playing hopes
popped weiner head- having sex and girl moved funny and popped it out of place. needed painkillers for 2 solid weeks. couldnt even pee without bringing a tear to my eye.

Age 3 Broken Femur
Age 3 Fractured skull- resulted in perm vision problem for r. eye
Age 7 Hernia
Age 7 severe cut to head -massive blood loss...11 stitches
Age 12 broken arm
Age 14 Stab wound to thigh
Age 16 Broken ribs
Age 17 Chain saw accident- r-leg shin area..
Age 20 broken toe and little finger-(stupid trick!)
Age 25 chemical burn aboard a naval vessel..damage to skin, lungs
Age 27 heart torn out-scar is horrible
Age 29 SLAP tear left shoulder
Age 29 ACL tear left knee

Man you guys are fragile! :)

I never broke a bone (and god knows I was a careless kid!)

- 7yo - 22cal bullet in left arm
- 29yo - ripped left trap at my dojo
- 34yo - Left arm paralyzed a few weeks (pinched nerves)

Thats about it...

Of course I got thousands of cuts, burns, shocks, falls, and sprains from my years in the fire dept and being a backpacker, but none of those ever slowed me down so they don't really count.

Red

age 25.. thrown 172 feet off a motor cycle... intensive care 5 days........... 1 toe cut off and sewn back on. some brain damage ( i know what you are thinking ) but i remember numbers very well now...... the back of my helmet at the base a 8" section was torn away (full face Bell helmet)

age 5 double hernia......... ouch.. my balls were too big even back then............

age 7:cuted my forarm to the bones
age 14: broken shoulder
age 18: bullet in the same broken shoulder
age 21: stress fracture in my left tibia
age 22 (4 months ago): minor pec tear...still recovering!

Age 8: broken hand (football...go figure)
age 11: Broken toe (no biggie)
Age 12: broken arm (masturbating...just kidding, football)
age 13: dislocated shoulder, 5 stitches from ear to cheek (car wreck)
age 14: broken toe (this one ****ing hurt)
age 16: dislocated shoulder, out of place 3 hours....God**** it hurt
age 16: dislocated shoulder again (subfluxated, out for a few seconds..not bad)
age 17: concussion (fuc king around with my friend while i was drunk, flew off of a see-saw (sp?) and landed on my head..)
age 20: cracked rib (motorcycle wreck)
age 23: concussion , 2 broken ribs (i was being a drunk jackass....and i hit a cop on accident thinking it was someone else...omg the shiat was ON..)

LMAO :lol:

I had no idea I started so much sharing... :rolleyes:

BTW reading some our my bros injuries I remember a good one

Age 25 Halfway cut thumb off with Chainsaw (Ouch!!!)

Better still was how the doctor made me wait for 2 hrs in the ER
and then after giving me 8 shots around my thumb to numb it,
which didn't work at all I felt everything... He proceeded to rip
off what was left of my thumb nail and try to put the thing back
together again.... :(

Thanks Doc...

This one takes the Gold medal so far...

Anything having to do with the weiner

has got to suck... Ouch bro!!!

Hope that was some good pussy for all that :wg:

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Originally Posted by daman1

popped weiner head- having sex and girl moved funny and popped it out of place. needed painkillers for 2 solid weeks. couldnt even pee without bringing a tear to my eye.

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Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy

age 7:cuted my forarm to the bones
age 14: broken shoulder
age 18: bullet in the same broken shoulder
age 21: stress fracture in my left tibia
age 22 (4 months ago): minor pec tear...still recovering!

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You mean I missed your head!...never was a good marksman!

Age 6: 4 stitches to head (in a restaurant, dont laugh)
Age 10: 3 sticthes to partially missing ear, 3 days later 3 more to forehead (I was a wild kid)
Age 16: Broken thumb (sports)
Age 17: severe burn from machine gun barrel (army reserve)
Age 19: Concussion (really, REALLY drunk) w/6 stitches in top of head
Age 19: broken nose? (fight, yes I won)
Age 20: who knows where we will go from here

I've been pretty lucky, but my heah has had lots of stitches

Broken Jaw (3 places)
Torn/Bruised Sternum Cartiladge (try eating, breathing, with that!)
Broken Wrists (both)
Broken Arms (both)
Nail through foot (crucifixion style)
Stitches x (lots)
Concussions x (many)

**** Bro...

Did you owe the Mob
Money or something???

Sounds like a collection
ass beating to me... :scratch:

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Originally Posted by rambo

Broken Jaw (3 places)
Torn/Bruised Sternum Cartiladge (try eating, breathing, with that!)
Broken Wrists (both)
Broken Arms (both)
Nail through foot (crucifixion style)
Stitches x (lots)
Concussions x (many)

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Originally Posted by buff87

**** Bro...

Did you owe the Mob
Money or something???

Sounds like a collection
ass beating to me... :scratch:

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LOL, no, I sowed some oats when I was younger. I guess that's the best way to put it. :dg:

Guess so... Hope you got it all outta you... :rolleyes:

Don't know how much more of that you could take... :wg:

When I started this thread I never thought there'd be so many

bros with this amount of inuries... Holy **** I feel better now

about some of my nasty injuries... lol

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Originally Posted by rambo

LOL, no, I sowed some oats when I was younger. I guess that's the best way to put it. :dg:

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Hey bro's...Been looking at this injury thread and thought I would share my injurues here...


age12 Dragged behind a pick up truck and broke shoulder
age16 Concussion
age22 (Here's the biggy) Motorcyle wreck with NO HELMET doing 60MPH. Both my lungs collapsed, broke 6 ribs, fractured Lower spine L1 L2 L3, Compound fracture of ankle, fractured my skull, torn ligaments in knee, fractured collar bone, Severe Train trauma via brain bruises on the left and right: Temporal lobe, frontal lobe, and cerebal cortex with subarachnid blood HEMMORAGE (hematoma) BLOOD PRESSURE 218/124


The wreck was a big one. I spent 1 month in the hospital. I LOST 40 LBS! Im still doing rehab. My memory sucks and Im depressed. Ihave been out of work for 6 months and Im still seeing docs about my head injurues. I suffer from seizures of I drink (quit that) and I have picked up a nasty habit...smoking a LOT. I start back to the gym this week so wish me luck. My trainer is going to **** when he see's me....Thats my story and Im sticking to it!

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Originally Posted by dansteelman

Hey bro's...Been looking at this injury thread and thought I would share my injurues here...


age12 Dragged behind a pick up truck and broke shoulder
age16 Concussion
age22 (Here's the biggy) Motorcyle wreck with NO HELMET doing 60MPH. Both my lungs collapsed, broke 6 ribs, fractured Lower spine L1 L2 L3, Compound fracture of ankle, fractured my skull, torn ligaments in knee, fractured collar bone, Severe Train trauma via brain bruises on the left and right: Temporal lobe, frontal lobe, and cerebal cortex with subarachnid blood HEMMORAGE (hematoma) BLOOD PRESSURE 218/124


The wreck was a big one. I spent 1 month in the hospital. I LOST 40 LBS! Im still doing rehab. My memory sucks and Im depressed. Ihave been out of work for 6 months and Im still seeing docs about my head injurues. I suffer from seizures of I drink (quit that) and I have picked up a nasty habit...smoking a LOT. I start back to the gym this week so wish me luck. My trainer is going to **** when he see's me....Thats my story and Im sticking to it!

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shiit pretty fuked up. hope things turn out better for you bro :(


i never had any severe injuries im lucky i guess, i was a pretty wild kid too when i was young :D

15 broken L thumb, (BMX wreck), never got fixed so it looks funny
16 dislocated right shoulder will throwing snowballs
17 dislocated left shoulder (BMX wreck) :(
20 left knee, ACL & MCL partial tearing, pretty painful (BMX fault again :D). never got fixed for 2 years(i twisted my knee a good 10 times, since i got it fixed)
22 left elbow tendinitis, "tennis elbow"
22 left knee again, fuked seriously both ACL and MCL this time just walking at the job . couldnt move my leg for a good 3 weeks. got surgery 2 month later. and im still recovering from it.

Well, since there has not been one reply from the female gender, let me step up to the plate....(Yes, I am a female!)

Muscle tears and strains from gymnastics, way too many to count! Does ripping the skin off of your palms (and I mean almost all the skin!)because you are practicing the uneven bars count? I did that so many times I am amazed that it finally evr grew back and stayed!
Fractured heel from landing wrong on the balance beam at age 15, (had to have MRI and crutches and screwed up my competing for a bit, but I got back into things!)
Cannot EVER use knives to cut things! HAve a problem with trying to cut off my digits apparently!
Tore the lower muscles in my back wrestling with a huge rottweiler on the xray table at work....took alot of therapy and stretching, (that was hard since I am still very flexible, they had to have sports-med guy come in to find stretches that would actually stretch me!) and pain!
Most recently, had a stress fracture of my left tibia due to increased distance running and my sneakers breaking down at the same time...note to everyone, always buy new sneakers and sometimes shin splints are a good reason to STOP running, not to run farther to see if you can out run the pain! LOL! Everyone at the gym laughed at me, because there I would be working out with my cast and using those darn ellipticals and crosstrainers like crazy because I couldnt take any of my normal cardio/HIIT/kickboxing/spinning classes!

I know compared to you crazy guys this seems small, and it is! Amazing how differently men and women (boys and girls!) injure themselves.

haha, the whiny thread.. here goes..
broken every finger..
broken 6 toes
11 broken bones in right foot, 7 in left
semi tear in left acl
broken colar bone
dislockated shoulder
cracked wrist
2 cracked vertabrea in neck
broken nose
around 45 staples in head from various fights
herniated disk in back

i think thats it.

The injury thread makes a return... :)

Share your pain with your fellow

AR brothas and sistas... ;)

didnt denis rodman break his dick? im sure ive heard that before