Dedicated to ttuprincess ~ Horrible roommate stories?

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03-26-2004, 05:50 PM
Butch

Dedicated to ttuprincess ~ Horrible roommate stories?

Okay ttu got me thinking....about roommates. I have one now and I really like the guy...in a non Mass Junkie way...lmao...anyway, he goes out and meets this bit*h and now the whore lives with us partically....I mean the little biatch has a house one block over....and they never go over htere....so I have to put up with them all the time. I swear to God I feel so uncomfortable in my own house. The reason she is always over is becasue she works from home...and she needs to get out of the house.

It pisses me off becasue if my lady had a house close by and live there by herself....I would always be over there...I mean we could walk around naked, have sex anywhere in the house...and I could cook naked...lmao. Anyway, I just don't get it....i could go on and on for days about these two....but I seriosuly live in paradise...I fall asleep to the waves crashing everynight...yes, I am bragging...lol....oh, and they way this bitch moans at night....it would make me go limp hearing her.....

Okay, so now what do you all have to say about your experiences....I know a majority of you have at least one......

And thank you for letting me vent! :thumbsup:
03-26-2004, 07:01 PM
KeyMastur

He doesn't really like her. If he doesn't plan on traveling over to her place more often it's a sign that he doesn't feel as much about her as she does for him. Simple as that.
03-26-2004, 07:39 PM
ttuPrincess

Awwwww a thead dedicated to me?????? I feel special....

You must feel the tention going on in my house today... we havnt talked in days.. not a word.. it might have even been a couple of weeks.. but anyways... screaming just occured around here...

the internet is screwed up. but somehow mine works.... but anyway.. its all my fault... and since the cable/etc is in my name.. I get yelled at to call and get it fixed, since she has a paper due on Tuesday.. I told her she needs to start asking around if someone else will let her research on thier computer.. or make good friends with this place called the library cause if her attitude doesnt change I wont call and have it fixed!!!!

May 21st... the day all of this crap ends... Coldstone and I move in together then.. and I will never have to see her ugly face again!!!!! I dont think the day will come soon enough!!!

HBP

EDIT::::: Dammit where did I learn how to type????? OH well Ill just blame it on the computer that has a virus, so it takes breaks while Im typing, and I dont notice.....

BUT..... blonde, beautiful and smart???? nope didnt get that lucky.... but 2 out of 3 aint bad....
03-26-2004, 07:42 PM
Da Bull

:rolleyes: ...nice spelling........I see English was your major.
03-26-2004, 07:44 PM
Philliagorillia

Wear earplugs when ya go to bed! Seriously though, that would annoy the crap outta me. If you get too sick of it and he dosent get the hint, start walking around naked while they are there and if they say anything tell them its your house if ya dont like it get out.
03-26-2004, 08:47 PM
decadbal

id just mimick her to him and let him see that your annoyed with her, and that she, like the vast majority of women is a pain in the ass and you wish she would keep her ass out of your house. and if that dont work, call the cops and say someone broke in and is having sex in your house
03-26-2004, 08:51 PM
KeyMastur

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da Bull

:rolleyes: ...nice spelling........I see English was your major.

was gonna say the same thing. is she drunk ??
03-26-2004, 09:00 PM
D00fy

i think sex is what matters:)
bumper her hump her dump her:)
03-26-2004, 09:13 PM
rambo

He weighed 250 + pounds at 5 foot 1. He had stuffed animals on his bed. He had a fat man domination fetish. (No Joke). I caught him masturbating WHILE in the room. He smelled of fat. His snoring blared, something between the sound of a lawnmower being rip started and him choking on a chunk of his own fat. He was white and Philipino, yet thought he was Japanese. He had a fat gay boyfriend. He would have extended cyber sex conversations, watch Japanese Anime nonstop, and eat like tomorrow would not be there.
03-26-2004, 09:26 PM
ttuPrincess

Quote:

Originally Posted by KeyMastur

was gonna say the same thing. is she drunk ??

see my edited post.. sorry bout that guys....

as for being drunk.. I dont do that very often, but she has pushed me over the edge.... so tonight, I drink a huge bottle of wine (by myself)... and pass the hell out!... 1/4 of the bottle gone.. we will see how the night progresses
HBP
03-29-2004, 11:08 AM
Butch

Quote:

Originally Posted by ttuPrincess

see my edited post.. sorry bout that guys....

as for being drunk.. I dont do that very often, but she has pushed me over the edge.... so tonight, I drink a huge bottle of wine (by myself)... and pass the hell out!... 1/4 of the bottle gone.. we will see how the night progresses
HBP

*High five girl....that's how you are to spend your time in college....is drinking...lmao
03-29-2004, 11:12 AM
Mart651

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da Bull

:rolleyes: ...nice spelling........I see English was your major.

Hey yankee boy. Don't be a dick to my chick. :D
03-29-2004, 12:29 PM
floyd_turbo

Quote:

Originally Posted by rambo

He weighed 250 + pounds at 5 foot 1. He had stuffed animals on his bed. He had a fat man domination fetish. (No Joke). I caught him masturbating WHILE in the room. He smelled of fat. His snoring blared, something between the sound of a lawnmower being rip started and him choking on a chunk of his own fat. He was white and Philipino, yet thought he was Japanese. He had a fat gay boyfriend. He would have extended cyber sex conversations, watch Japanese Anime nonstop, and eat like tomorrow would not be there.

hahahahahhahahahahahahaha... LMFAO :lol: makes me feel pretty effin good bout my roomies

ft-
03-29-2004, 12:38 PM
floyd_turbo

seriously tho bro... your kidding right??? :lol:
03-29-2004, 03:42 PM
ttuPrincess

Quote:

Originally Posted by mart651

Hey yankee boy. Don't be a dick to my chick. :D

Awww Mart... you defended me... your my hero!!!!!
03-29-2004, 04:23 PM
rambo

Quote:

Originally Posted by floyd_turbo

seriously tho bro... your kidding right??? :lol:

No, I seriously am not. I got half a mind to show you a pic I have of him to confirm this. I won't post it on the board as I'm sure it violates something somewhere.
03-29-2004, 04:31 PM
Da Bull

Quote:

Originally Posted by mart651

Hey yankee boy. Don't be a dick to my chick. :D

You can try to bully me all you want confederate boy!I'm still not going camping with you. :chinese:
03-29-2004, 04:50 PM
Elliot

Quote:

Originally Posted by rambo

He weighed 250 + pounds at 5 foot 1. He had stuffed animals on his bed. He had a fat man domination fetish. (No Joke). I caught him masturbating WHILE in the room. He smelled of fat. His snoring blared, something between the sound of a lawnmower being rip started and him choking on a chunk of his own fat. He was white and Philipino, yet thought he was Japanese. He had a fat gay boyfriend. He would have extended cyber sex conversations, watch Japanese Anime nonstop, and eat like tomorrow would not be there.

dude i thouhg you werent going to dring that up again?!
03-29-2004, 07:06 PM
steve0

i beleive my Buddy nailed ur roomie, lovely
03-29-2004, 07:12 PM
Red Ketchup

Quote:

Originally Posted by rambo

I won't post it on the board as I'm sure it violates something somewhere.

Well, at the very least it surely would violate my eyes! :eek:

Thats one scary roomate bro...

Red
03-29-2004, 08:05 PM
ttuPrincess

Quote:

Originally Posted by steve0

i beleive my Buddy nailed ur roomie, lovely

who are you refering too???:unsure:
03-29-2004, 08:08 PM
steve0

im refering to U TTU
03-29-2004, 08:09 PM
ttuPrincess

what makes you think its my roommate??
03-29-2004, 08:13 PM
steve0

Because u said ur rommie was such a whore and i have a friend with a story that sounds like it may be her, I SAID MAYBE HER keep in mind send me a private message for details
03-29-2004, 08:14 PM
rambo

****, I thought he was referring to mine. I was thinking Jesus Christ...
03-29-2004, 08:16 PM
cb25

Quote:

Originally Posted by rambo

****, I thought he was referring to mine. I was thinking Jesus Christ...

that would've been hilarious :lol:
03-29-2004, 08:23 PM
ttuPrincess

Quote:

Originally Posted by steve0

Because u said ur rommie was such a whore and i have a friend with a story that sounds like it may be her, I SAID MAYBE HER keep in mind send me a private message for details

Check your PM's
03-30-2004, 07:49 AM
Mart651

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da Bull

You can try to bully me all you want confederate boy!I'm still not going camping with you. :chinese:

AAHH come on. I want do nothing, I promise. :D
03-30-2004, 07:58 AM
Da Bull

Quote:

Originally Posted by mart651

AAHH come on. I want do nothing, I promise. :D

save that line for your 10 yr old nephew brotha!!!Maybe he'll buy it! :chinese: