I got hijacked last night

[juicehoe]

Ok so my friend tells me to get ready and not to ask any questions. Says it will be the greatest time. I tell him i got a lot to do on sunday and i cant be out late. He says no problem.
We start driving north... FOR 3 1/2 HOURS!
Then we get to Daytona and hes like we're going to a hanger party (party in a airport hanger).
Things that went wrong during the night:
1.) At the hanger party we were the ONLY white people. (i dont have a problem with black people, but i dont like being in 99.5% thug life)
2.) One of the guys with us stole beer from a gas station (they were all 21 and had money... dumb ass!)
So that was a big thing with the people who worked there
3.) We stoped at this pizza place at 2:30am and there was a homeless guy whos pointing out the local prostitutes saying hes had all the ass around here.
Then the guy making our pizza was stoned and forgot to give it to us when it was ready.
4.) We went to this kids Apt to sleep... and there was no where for us to sleep.
So i said screw this im taking everyone home. So i start back on the 3 1/2 hour drive at 3:40am. I start to fall asleep at 5:00 behind the wheel so i pull over into a truck stop till 7:30am. Then John takes over the driving and i fall asleep in the back... only to be awaken when we are being pulled over because he was going 105mph. Now i just got home and im tired as hell. My sunday is shot and today is chest day !

[ColdSore]

yeah...that sounds ****y...gotta hate being the .5% minority ata party...talk about sticking out like a sore thumb....

did the cop take your buddy to jail?

[juicehoe]

yeah...that sounds ****y...gotta hate being the .5% minority ata party...talk about sticking out like a sore thumb....

did the cop take your buddy to jail?

Yea bro sore thumb is right... they were doing like a stereotypical white surfer saying "whats up dude" while giving the "hang-10" sign.

No they didnt take him to jail... but they kept saying they could. They just have him a $280 ticket

[rambo]

WOW JUICEHOE! I think I see a sitcom pilot coming! Funky white man in awkward situation with colored folk! All set in an 80's hangar party!

Honestly, a hangar party? Did you bring the glow sticks and Air Supply, or was that stuff already set up? Oh, but wait, it was negroes, so I suppose that they were blasting Run DMC and NWA.

You need to get out more kid .

[juicehoe]

Hey i like Run DMC... but all they were playing was reggae. I cant stand reggae

[rambo]

How did you get that many Rastafarians into one airplane hangar?

(Insert marijuana joke here)

[Carlos_E]

Ok so my friend tells me to get ready and not to ask any questions. Says it will be the greatest time. I tell him i got a lot to do on sunday and i cant be out late. He says no problem.
We start driving north... FOR 3 1/2 HOURS!
Then we get to Daytona and hes like we're going to a hanger party (party in a airport hanger).
Things that went wrong during the night:
1.) At the hanger party we were the ONLY white people. (i dont have a problem with black people, but i dont like being in 99.5% thug life)
2.) One of the guys with us stole beer from a gas station (they were all 21 and had money... dumb ass!)
So that was a big thing with the people who worked there
3.) We stoped at this pizza place at 2:30am and there was a homeless guy whos pointing out the local prostitutes saying hes had all the ass around here.
Then the guy making our pizza was stoned and forgot to give it to us when it was ready.
4.) We went to this kids Apt to sleep... and there was no where for us to sleep.
So i said screw this im taking everyone home. So i start back on the 3 1/2 hour drive at 3:40am. I start to fall asleep at 5:00 behind the wheel so i pull over into a truck stop till 7:30am. Then John takes over the driving and i fall asleep in the back... only to be awaken when we are being pulled over because he was going 105mph. Now i just got home and im tired as hell. My sunday is shot and today is chest day !

I bet you buy your clothes at Costco.

[rambo]

Ok so my friend tells me to get ready and not to ask any questions. Says it will be the greatest time. I tell him i got a lot to do on sunday and i cant be out late. He says no problem.
We start driving north... FOR 3 1/2 HOURS!
Then we get to Daytona and hes like we're going to a hanger party (party in a airport hanger).
Things that went wrong during the night:
1.) At the hanger party we were the ONLY white people. (i dont have a problem with black people, but i dont like being in 99.5% thug life)
2.) One of the guys with us stole beer from a gas station (they were all 21 and had money... dumb ass!)
So that was a big thing with the people who worked there
3.) We stoped at this pizza place at 2:30am and there was a homeless guy whos pointing out the local prostitutes saying hes had all the ass around here.
Then the guy making our pizza was stoned and forgot to give it to us when it was ready.
4.) We went to this kids Apt to sleep... and there was no where for us to sleep.
So i said screw this im taking everyone home. So i start back on the 3 1/2 hour drive at 3:40am. I start to fall asleep at 5:00 behind the wheel so i pull over into a truck stop till 7:30am. Then John takes over the driving and i fall asleep in the back... only to be awaken when we are being pulled over because he was going 105mph. Now i just got home and im tired as hell. My sunday is shot and today is chest day !

I bet you iron your jeans.

[Carlos_E]

Ok so my friend tells me to get ready and not to ask any questions. Says it will be the greatest time. I tell him i got a lot to do on sunday and i cant be out late. He says no problem.
We start driving north... FOR 3 1/2 HOURS!
Then we get to Daytona and hes like we're going to a hanger party (party in a airport hanger).
Things that went wrong during the night:
1.) At the hanger party we were the ONLY white people. (i dont have a problem with black people, but i dont like being in 99.5% thug life)
2.) One of the guys with us stole beer from a gas station (they were all 21 and had money... dumb ass!)
So that was a big thing with the people who worked there
3.) We stoped at this pizza place at 2:30am and there was a homeless guy whos pointing out the local prostitutes saying hes had all the ass around here.
Then the guy making our pizza was stoned and forgot to give it to us when it was ready.
4.) We went to this kids Apt to sleep... and there was no where for us to sleep.
So i said screw this im taking everyone home. So i start back on the 3 1/2 hour drive at 3:40am. I start to fall asleep at 5:00 behind the wheel so i pull over into a truck stop till 7:30am. Then John takes over the driving and i fall asleep in the back... only to be awaken when we are being pulled over because he was going 105mph. Now i just got home and im tired as hell. My sunday is shot and today is chest day !

I bet you mail order your toilet paper.

[rambo]

Ok so my friend tells me to get ready and not to ask any questions. Says it will be the greatest time. I tell him i got a lot to do on sunday and i cant be out late. He says no problem.
We start driving north... FOR 3 1/2 HOURS!
Then we get to Daytona and hes like we're going to a hanger party (party in a airport hanger).
Things that went wrong during the night:
1.) At the hanger party we were the ONLY white people. (i dont have a problem with black people, but i dont like being in 99.5% thug life)
2.) One of the guys with us stole beer from a gas station (they were all 21 and had money... dumb ass!)
So that was a big thing with the people who worked there
3.) We stoped at this pizza place at 2:30am and there was a homeless guy whos pointing out the local prostitutes saying hes had all the ass around here.
Then the guy making our pizza was stoned and forgot to give it to us when it was ready.
4.) We went to this kids Apt to sleep... and there was no where for us to sleep.
So i said screw this im taking everyone home. So i start back on the 3 1/2 hour drive at 3:40am. I start to fall asleep at 5:00 behind the wheel so i pull over into a truck stop till 7:30am. Then John takes over the driving and i fall asleep in the back... only to be awaken when we are being pulled over because he was going 105mph. Now i just got home and im tired as hell. My sunday is shot and today is chest day !

I bet you cut you french fries with a knife and fork.

[Carlos_E]

Ok so my friend tells me to get ready and not to ask any questions. Says it will be the greatest time. I tell him i got a lot to do on sunday and i cant be out late. He says no problem.
We start driving north... FOR 3 1/2 HOURS!
Then we get to Daytona and hes like we're going to a hanger party (party in a airport hanger).
Things that went wrong during the night:
1.) At the hanger party we were the ONLY white people. (i dont have a problem with black people, but i dont like being in 99.5% thug life)
2.) One of the guys with us stole beer from a gas station (they were all 21 and had money... dumb ass!)
So that was a big thing with the people who worked there
3.) We stoped at this pizza place at 2:30am and there was a homeless guy whos pointing out the local prostitutes saying hes had all the ass around here.
Then the guy making our pizza was stoned and forgot to give it to us when it was ready.
4.) We went to this kids Apt to sleep... and there was no where for us to sleep.
So i said screw this im taking everyone home. So i start back on the 3 1/2 hour drive at 3:40am. I start to fall asleep at 5:00 behind the wheel so i pull over into a truck stop till 7:30am. Then John takes over the driving and i fall asleep in the back... only to be awaken when we are being pulled over because he was going 105mph. Now i just got home and im tired as hell. My sunday is shot and today is chest day !

I bet you use SPF 80 sunscreen.

[rambo]

Ok so my friend tells me to get ready and not to ask any questions. Says it will be the greatest time. I tell him i got a lot to do on sunday and i cant be out late. He says no problem.
We start driving north... FOR 3 1/2 HOURS!
Then we get to Daytona and hes like we're going to a hanger party (party in a airport hanger).
Things that went wrong during the night:
1.) At the hanger party we were the ONLY white people. (i dont have a problem with black people, but i dont like being in 99.5% thug life)
2.) One of the guys with us stole beer from a gas station (they were all 21 and had money... dumb ass!)
So that was a big thing with the people who worked there
3.) We stoped at this pizza place at 2:30am and there was a homeless guy whos pointing out the local prostitutes saying hes had all the ass around here.
Then the guy making our pizza was stoned and forgot to give it to us when it was ready.
4.) We went to this kids Apt to sleep... and there was no where for us to sleep.
So i said screw this im taking everyone home. So i start back on the 3 1/2 hour drive at 3:40am. I start to fall asleep at 5:00 behind the wheel so i pull over into a truck stop till 7:30am. Then John takes over the driving and i fall asleep in the back... only to be awaken when we are being pulled over because he was going 105mph. Now i just got home and im tired as hell. My sunday is shot and today is chest day !

I bet you drink wine straight from the box.

[Carlos_E]

Ok so my friend tells me to get ready and not to ask any questions. Says it will be the greatest time. I tell him i got a lot to do on sunday and i cant be out late. He says no problem.
We start driving north... FOR 3 1/2 HOURS!
Then we get to Daytona and hes like we're going to a hanger party (party in a airport hanger).
Things that went wrong during the night:
1.) At the hanger party we were the ONLY white people. (i dont have a problem with black people, but i dont like being in 99.5% thug life)
2.) One of the guys with us stole beer from a gas station (they were all 21 and had money... dumb ass!)
So that was a big thing with the people who worked there
3.) We stoped at this pizza place at 2:30am and there was a homeless guy whos pointing out the local prostitutes saying hes had all the ass around here.
Then the guy making our pizza was stoned and forgot to give it to us when it was ready.
4.) We went to this kids Apt to sleep... and there was no where for us to sleep.
So i said screw this im taking everyone home. So i start back on the 3 1/2 hour drive at 3:40am. I start to fall asleep at 5:00 behind the wheel so i pull over into a truck stop till 7:30am. Then John takes over the driving and i fall asleep in the back... only to be awaken when we are being pulled over because he was going 105mph. Now i just got home and im tired as hell. My sunday is shot and today is chest day !

I bet you microwave your laundry because it's cheaper than putting it in the dryer.

[rambo]

Ok so my friend tells me to get ready and not to ask any questions. Says it will be the greatest time. I tell him i got a lot to do on sunday and i cant be out late. He says no problem.
We start driving north... FOR 3 1/2 HOURS!
Then we get to Daytona and hes like we're going to a hanger party (party in a airport hanger).
Things that went wrong during the night:
1.) At the hanger party we were the ONLY white people. (i dont have a problem with black people, but i dont like being in 99.5% thug life)
2.) One of the guys with us stole beer from a gas station (they were all 21 and had money... dumb ass!)
So that was a big thing with the people who worked there
3.) We stoped at this pizza place at 2:30am and there was a homeless guy whos pointing out the local prostitutes saying hes had all the ass around here.
Then the guy making our pizza was stoned and forgot to give it to us when it was ready.
4.) We went to this kids Apt to sleep... and there was no where for us to sleep.
So i said screw this im taking everyone home. So i start back on the 3 1/2 hour drive at 3:40am. I start to fall asleep at 5:00 behind the wheel so i pull over into a truck stop till 7:30am. Then John takes over the driving and i fall asleep in the back... only to be awaken when we are being pulled over because he was going 105mph. Now i just got home and im tired as hell. My sunday is shot and today is chest day !

I bet your uncle is your brother.

[Carlos_E]

Ok so my friend tells me to get ready and not to ask any questions. Says it will be the greatest time. I tell him i got a lot to do on sunday and i cant be out late. He says no problem.
We start driving north... FOR 3 1/2 HOURS!
Then we get to Daytona and hes like we're going to a hanger party (party in a airport hanger).
Things that went wrong during the night:
1.) At the hanger party we were the ONLY white people. (i dont have a problem with black people, but i dont like being in 99.5% thug life)
2.) One of the guys with us stole beer from a gas station (they were all 21 and had money... dumb ass!)
So that was a big thing with the people who worked there
3.) We stoped at this pizza place at 2:30am and there was a homeless guy whos pointing out the local prostitutes saying hes had all the ass around here.
Then the guy making our pizza was stoned and forgot to give it to us when it was ready.
4.) We went to this kids Apt to sleep... and there was no where for us to sleep.
So i said screw this im taking everyone home. So i start back on the 3 1/2 hour drive at 3:40am. I start to fall asleep at 5:00 behind the wheel so i pull over into a truck stop till 7:30am. Then John takes over the driving and i fall asleep in the back... only to be awaken when we are being pulled over because he was going 105mph. Now i just got home and im tired as hell. My sunday is shot and today is chest day !

I bet your idea of a nice dinner is a Grand Slam at Denny's.

[Mr. Sparkle]

LMAO Rambo and Carlos

[rambo]

Ok so my friend tells me to get ready and not to ask any questions. Says it will be the greatest time. I tell him i got a lot to do on sunday and i cant be out late. He says no problem.
We start driving north... FOR 3 1/2 HOURS!
Then we get to Daytona and hes like we're going to a hanger party (party in a airport hanger).
Things that went wrong during the night:
1.) At the hanger party we were the ONLY white people. (i dont have a problem with black people, but i dont like being in 99.5% thug life)
2.) One of the guys with us stole beer from a gas station (they were all 21 and had money... dumb ass!)
So that was a big thing with the people who worked there
3.) We stoped at this pizza place at 2:30am and there was a homeless guy whos pointing out the local prostitutes saying hes had all the ass around here.
Then the guy making our pizza was stoned and forgot to give it to us when it was ready.
4.) We went to this kids Apt to sleep... and there was no where for us to sleep.
So i said screw this im taking everyone home. So i start back on the 3 1/2 hour drive at 3:40am. I start to fall asleep at 5:00 behind the wheel so i pull over into a truck stop till 7:30am. Then John takes over the driving and i fall asleep in the back... only to be awaken when we are being pulled over because he was going 105mph. Now i just got home and im tired as hell. My sunday is shot and today is chest day !

I bet you realize your story has no punchline.

[Carlos_E]

Ok so my friend tells me to get ready and not to ask any questions. Says it will be the greatest time. I tell him i got a lot to do on sunday and i cant be out late. He says no problem.
We start driving north... FOR 3 1/2 HOURS!
Then we get to Daytona and hes like we're going to a hanger party (party in a airport hanger).
Things that went wrong during the night:
1.) At the hanger party we were the ONLY white people. (i dont have a problem with black people, but i dont like being in 99.5% thug life)
2.) One of the guys with us stole beer from a gas station (they were all 21 and had money... dumb ass!)
So that was a big thing with the people who worked there
3.) We stoped at this pizza place at 2:30am and there was a homeless guy whos pointing out the local prostitutes saying hes had all the ass around here.
Then the guy making our pizza was stoned and forgot to give it to us when it was ready.
4.) We went to this kids Apt to sleep... and there was no where for us to sleep.
So i said screw this im taking everyone home. So i start back on the 3 1/2 hour drive at 3:40am. I start to fall asleep at 5:00 behind the wheel so i pull over into a truck stop till 7:30am. Then John takes over the driving and i fall asleep in the back... only to be awaken when we are being pulled over because he was going 105mph. Now i just got home and im tired as hell. My sunday is shot and today is chest day !

I bet you realize it wasn't a good idea to buy a pizza from a homeless male prostitute.

[rambo]

Ok so my friend tells me to get ready and not to ask any questions. Says it will be the greatest time. I tell him i got a lot to do on sunday and i cant be out late. He says no problem.
We start driving north... FOR 3 1/2 HOURS!
Then we get to Daytona and hes like we're going to a hanger party (party in a airport hanger).
Things that went wrong during the night:
1.) At the hanger party we were the ONLY white people. (i dont have a problem with black people, but i dont like being in 99.5% thug life)
2.) One of the guys with us stole beer from a gas station (they were all 21 and had money... dumb ass!)
So that was a big thing with the people who worked there
3.) We stoped at this pizza place at 2:30am and there was a homeless guy whos pointing out the local prostitutes saying hes had all the ass around here.
Then the guy making our pizza was stoned and forgot to give it to us when it was ready.
4.) We went to this kids Apt to sleep... and there was no where for us to sleep.
So i said screw this im taking everyone home. So i start back on the 3 1/2 hour drive at 3:40am. I start to fall asleep at 5:00 behind the wheel so i pull over into a truck stop till 7:30am. Then John takes over the driving and i fall asleep in the back... only to be awaken when we are being pulled over because he was going 105mph. Now i just got home and im tired as hell. My sunday is shot and today is chest day !

I bet you realize now that stealing beer from the Amish is bad for you.

[Carlos_E]

Ok so my friend tells me to get ready and not to ask any questions. Says it will be the greatest time. I tell him i got a lot to do on sunday and i cant be out late. He says no problem.
We start driving north... FOR 3 1/2 HOURS!
Then we get to Daytona and hes like we're going to a hanger party (party in a airport hanger).
Things that went wrong during the night:
1.) At the hanger party we were the ONLY white people. (i dont have a problem with black people, but i dont like being in 99.5% thug life)
2.) One of the guys with us stole beer from a gas station (they were all 21 and had money... dumb ass!)
So that was a big thing with the people who worked there
3.) We stoped at this pizza place at 2:30am and there was a homeless guy whos pointing out the local prostitutes saying hes had all the ass around here.
Then the guy making our pizza was stoned and forgot to give it to us when it was ready.
4.) We went to this kids Apt to sleep... and there was no where for us to sleep.
So i said screw this im taking everyone home. So i start back on the 3 1/2 hour drive at 3:40am. I start to fall asleep at 5:00 behind the wheel so i pull over into a truck stop till 7:30am. Then John takes over the driving and i fall asleep in the back... only to be awaken when we are being pulled over because he was going 105mph. Now i just got home and im tired as hell. My sunday is shot and today is chest day !

I bet you wish you had gone on that hayride.

[Red Ketchup]

A 3.5 hours drive for some hangar or barn party?

Man, your friends have some SERIOUS issues to deal with!

Red

[rambo]

Ok so my friend tells me to get ready and not to ask any questions. Says it will be the greatest time. I tell him i got a lot to do on sunday and i cant be out late. He says no problem.
We start driving north... FOR 3 1/2 HOURS!
Then we get to Daytona and hes like we're going to a hanger party (party in a airport hanger).
Things that went wrong during the night:
1.) At the hanger party we were the ONLY white people. (i dont have a problem with black people, but i dont like being in 99.5% thug life)
2.) One of the guys with us stole beer from a gas station (they were all 21 and had money... dumb ass!)
So that was a big thing with the people who worked there
3.) We stoped at this pizza place at 2:30am and there was a homeless guy whos pointing out the local prostitutes saying hes had all the ass around here.
Then the guy making our pizza was stoned and forgot to give it to us when it was ready.
4.) We went to this kids Apt to sleep... and there was no where for us to sleep.
So i said screw this im taking everyone home. So i start back on the 3 1/2 hour drive at 3:40am. I start to fall asleep at 5:00 behind the wheel so i pull over into a truck stop till 7:30am. Then John takes over the driving and i fall asleep in the back... only to be awaken when we are being pulled over because he was going 105mph. Now i just got home and im tired as hell. My sunday is shot and today is chest day !

I bet you realize now that airplane hangars are for planes, not for Hoedowns.

[Red Ketchup]

I bet you mail order your toilet paper.

Ohhhhh puuuuhlease!

Mail order TP is soooo 1980's! E-bay is where it's at baby!

Red

[Carlos_E]

Ok so my friend tells me to get ready and not to ask any questions. Says it will be the greatest time. I tell him i got a lot to do on sunday and i cant be out late. He says no problem.
We start driving north... FOR 3 1/2 HOURS!
Then we get to Daytona and hes like we're going to a hanger party (party in a airport hanger).
Things that went wrong during the night:
1.) At the hanger party we were the ONLY white people. (i dont have a problem with black people, but i dont like being in 99.5% thug life)
2.) One of the guys with us stole beer from a gas station (they were all 21 and had money... dumb ass!)
So that was a big thing with the people who worked there
3.) We stoped at this pizza place at 2:30am and there was a homeless guy whos pointing out the local prostitutes saying hes had all the ass around here.
Then the guy making our pizza was stoned and forgot to give it to us when it was ready.
4.) We went to this kids Apt to sleep... and there was no where for us to sleep.
So i said screw this im taking everyone home. So i start back on the 3 1/2 hour drive at 3:40am. I start to fall asleep at 5:00 behind the wheel so i pull over into a truck stop till 7:30am. Then John takes over the driving and i fall asleep in the back... only to be awaken when we are being pulled over because he was going 105mph. Now i just got home and im tired as hell. My sunday is shot and today is chest day !

I bet you're mad because they didn't do any line dancing.

[rambo]

Ok so my friend tells me to get ready and not to ask any questions. Says it will be the greatest time. I tell him i got a lot to do on sunday and i cant be out late. He says no problem.
We start driving north... FOR 3 1/2 HOURS!
Then we get to Daytona and hes like we're going to a hanger party (party in a airport hanger).
Things that went wrong during the night:
1.) At the hanger party we were the ONLY white people. (i dont have a problem with black people, but i dont like being in 99.5% thug life)
2.) One of the guys with us stole beer from a gas station (they were all 21 and had money... dumb ass!)
So that was a big thing with the people who worked there
3.) We stoped at this pizza place at 2:30am and there was a homeless guy whos pointing out the local prostitutes saying hes had all the ass around here.
Then the guy making our pizza was stoned and forgot to give it to us when it was ready.
4.) We went to this kids Apt to sleep... and there was no where for us to sleep.
So i said screw this im taking everyone home. So i start back on the 3 1/2 hour drive at 3:40am. I start to fall asleep at 5:00 behind the wheel so i pull over into a truck stop till 7:30am. Then John takes over the driving and i fall asleep in the back... only to be awaken when we are being pulled over because he was going 105mph. Now i just got home and im tired as hell. My sunday is shot and today is chest day !

I bet you realize now that getting road head from your buddy John is a bad idea.

[Carlos_E]

Ok so my friend tells me to get ready and not to ask any questions. Says it will be the greatest time. I tell him i got a lot to do on sunday and i cant be out late. He says no problem.
We start driving north... FOR 3 1/2 HOURS!
Then we get to Daytona and hes like we're going to a hanger party (party in a airport hanger).
Things that went wrong during the night:
1.) At the hanger party we were the ONLY white people. (i dont have a problem with black people, but i dont like being in 99.5% thug life)
2.) One of the guys with us stole beer from a gas station (they were all 21 and had money... dumb ass!)
So that was a big thing with the people who worked there
3.) We stoped at this pizza place at 2:30am and there was a homeless guy whos pointing out the local prostitutes saying hes had all the ass around here.
Then the guy making our pizza was stoned and forgot to give it to us when it was ready.
4.) We went to this kids Apt to sleep... and there was no where for us to sleep.
So i said screw this im taking everyone home. So i start back on the 3 1/2 hour drive at 3:40am. I start to fall asleep at 5:00 behind the wheel so i pull over into a truck stop till 7:30am. Then John takes over the driving and i fall asleep in the back... only to be awaken when we are being pulled over because he was going 105mph. Now i just got home and im tired as hell. My sunday is shot and today is chest day !

I bet you don't like reggae because you were beaten merciless by a Rastafarian as a youth.

[rambo]

Ok so my friend tells me to get ready and not to ask any questions. Says it will be the greatest time. I tell him i got a lot to do on sunday and i cant be out late. He says no problem.
We start driving north... FOR 3 1/2 HOURS!
Then we get to Daytona and hes like we're going to a hanger party (party in a airport hanger).
Things that went wrong during the night:
1.) At the hanger party we were the ONLY white people. (i dont have a problem with black people, but i dont like being in 99.5% thug life)
2.) One of the guys with us stole beer from a gas station (they were all 21 and had money... dumb ass!)
So that was a big thing with the people who worked there
3.) We stoped at this pizza place at 2:30am and there was a homeless guy whos pointing out the local prostitutes saying hes had all the ass around here.
Then the guy making our pizza was stoned and forgot to give it to us when it was ready.
4.) We went to this kids Apt to sleep... and there was no where for us to sleep.
So i said screw this im taking everyone home. So i start back on the 3 1/2 hour drive at 3:40am. I start to fall asleep at 5:00 behind the wheel so i pull over into a truck stop till 7:30am. Then John takes over the driving and i fall asleep in the back... only to be awaken when we are being pulled over because he was going 105mph. Now i just got home and im tired as hell. My sunday is shot and today is chest day !

I bet you now know who shot the sheriff.

[floyd_turbo]

[chicamahomico]

ROLMAO!!!!! Carlos and Rambo I think I just s**t my pants laughing........haven't laughed that hard in loooonnng ass time.

[mass junkie]

Cmon juicyhoe....you arent gonna let carlos and rambo do you like that are ya?

[SV-1]

LMAO! You guys need to stop picking on the poor little white boy. He had a very traumatizing experience and needs our sympathy.

[PuddleMonkey]

Cmon juicyhoe....you arent gonna let carlos and rambo do you like that are ya?

C'mon, admit it, the only reason you'e not jumping in on the fun is because someone will bring up the fact that you drive a mini-van.

[Da Bull]

Funny stuff rambo & Carlos!!

[cb25]

You 2 kill me...

hardly a serious reply in the entire thread...

[RP7]

Hey man I drink wine out of the box. Whats the big deal?

[juicehoe]

**** first i get hijacked... now my thread gets hijacked by rambo & Carlos. Whats with all the hick jokes... this took place in daytona beach?

I think its kinda cute how rambo and carlos are one of those "total couples". You know they do everything together... even get a coordinate flame going together. Did your guys mail order monogrammed bath towels come yet?

[Ammar]

LoL niiiiiiiiiiiice

[mass junkie]

**** first i get hijacked... now my thread gets hijacked by rambo & Carlos. Whats with all the hick jokes... this took place in daytona beach?

I think its kinda cute how rambo and carlos are one of those "total couples". You know they do everything together... even get a coordinate flame going together. Did your guys mail order monogrammed bath towels come yet?

hahaha