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    What Historians say about "Bush"

    After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have come up
    with a phrase to describe the Clinton Era. It will be called:

    SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES.

    The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton has
    proven that you can get sex from Aides.

    Gennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was
    anything
    like Monica Lewinski's. She replied, "Close, but no cigar."

    The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica's
    dress: "Presidue."

    Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges:
    Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young.

    Did you know that Clinton had asked to change the Democratic emblem
    from a donkey to a condom? It represents inflation, halts production, and
    gives you a false sense of security while you are being screwed.

    Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton. All these women coming forward, and
    not one is his sister!

    Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortuneteller who intoned,
    "Prepare to become widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent
    death!" Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
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    Wow......... and no one wants to add...

    at least it was funny..........
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    that is classic....

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges:
    Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young.

    This one is too good.

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    its morehead..........bad spellin will lead to more bad spellin and before you know it, you will be president

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    I thought it was funny but of course i'm not die hard democrat so I can have a sense of humor with this

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