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i would be rich if i had $1 for everytime someone asked me if i was going to add mayo to my tuna.... why cant anyone understand that i eat the sh!t right out of the can?? every time someone has to ask if im going to add mayo, or eat it with crackers.....i dont go around telling other people what to do with their food....
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Do you need a hug? :hello:Quote:
Originally Posted by stack-a-licious
i hate it when ppl ask my why i drink so much water, and how come i dont put condiments on my food.......
:unsure: why don't you add some mayo to that tuna your eating?
yeah, I get a sh*tload of stupid questions from my co-workers on a daily basis. the messed up thing is its the same stupid questions being asked by the same stupid people week and week out.
"condiments"???? Must be an american thing.
its like the old question
what is that your drinking(reply a **** protein shake). Why do you drink that instead of eating food.
ALWAYS THE SAME ****ING PEOPLE THAT ASKS IT AND ALWAYS THE SAME ****ING ANSWERE AND STILL THEY CONTINUE TO ASK ARGH!!!!!
I was once asked if i still eat solid food. I was in a lecture at the time so couldnt really chow down on a steak so i had a shake instead.
lol when i was in school id eat durning class all the time, i mean i paid for it, i can do what i wish i think...
You mean like " Why were you at that gar bar last night"Quote:
Originally Posted by PuddleMonkey
Exactly, what is it of their business where I hang out? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by mass junkie
You gonna be there again tonight? I might be a little late, I work til 10pm.
People keep askin these stupid questions, but i don´t give a F cause i´m bigger and stronger than them. I Just give them a protein shake and reply "you need this more than I"......
....Well maybe i don´t give them the shake, more tell them to bye one, no way i would give away my protein shake!
it just happened again...i keep a jar of peanut butter in my desk...i eat it right out of the jar with a spoon... this lady that sits across from me asked me if i wanted some crackers...i politly told her no...but i felt like slinging a scoop of peanut butter at her...
too much clomid???
I feel ya... the 2 chunky sorority girls tht sit in front of me in spanish asked me yesterday.. "do you ever get tired of drinking those yucky protien shakes???" (this is my 1st class of the day and Im always to late to have drank it before i get to class.... I wanted to ask "do you ever get tired of being fat??"
lmao...that's what i usually want to say...Quote:
Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
i think you should do it...for all of us :)
lol...
thats a good one ttu.... i always want to say something like that... like "if i ate like you, i would look like you, and who in their right mind wants to look like you"....hehehe...
no prob... i should make like a world wide announcement to all fat soroity girls......do you know whats makeing you fat???? all the beer, taco bell at 4 am fri and sat ad sitting on your fat a$$!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by cb25
They would all be enlightened then!
why dont you put mayo in your tuna that **** taste like ass dry..
and not getting laid enought, you sluts..Quote:
Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
I am pretty sick of people coming up to me and telling me about their new Atkin diet and how I shouldn't eat carrots because they have carbs and carbs are bad, yet when I ask them what their work out schedule is, they tell me they don't have to because of atkins.
*But I already knew he doesn't work out because even though he has lost 50 pounds or so he still has Tits!!
i dont know .. I have my theories on sex making you fatter and theoies on sex making you skinnier.... but thats a different thread indeed!Quote:
Originally Posted by Elliot
you've just brought up my fav people in the world....Quote:
Originally Posted by firedup
the atkins dieters who "don't need to exercise" :cuss:
man, atkins takes discipline....and people that dont have the discipline to work out wont have the discipline to do atkins without cheating... this lady i work with is a perfect example...she cheats, and starts her diet over every week...its the most pointless thing i have ever seen... and shes fat as hell too...
i havent been able to bring myself to eat tuna after a friend of mine found a fishtooth in a can of tuna. its already tough enough for me to eat, if i found something like that i would puke within about 2 seconds...
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Originally Posted by Khull_Khuum
"Fish heads, fish heads, yummy yummy fish heads... fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, YUM" :lol:
WTF? :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by SV-1
LMFAO!!Quote:
Originally Posted by SV-1
that's classic! :lol:
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Originally Posted by Testsubject
It's an old eighties song. :wg:
By Barnes and Barnes
From the album: Voohbaha!
Fish heads, fish heads,
Rolly-polly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads,
Eat them up, yum!
Fish heads, fish heads,
Rolly-polly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads,
Eat them up, yum!
In the morning,
Laughing happy fish heads,
In the evening,
Floating in the soup!
Fish heads, fish heads,
Rolly-polly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads,
Eat them up, yum!
Ask a fish head
Anything you want to,
They won't answer,
They can't talk!
Fish heads, fish heads,
Rolly-polly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads,
Eat them up, yum!
I took a fish head
Out to see a movie,
Didn't have to pay
To get it in!
Fish heads, fish heads,
Rolly-polly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads,
Eat them up, yum!
They can't play baseball,
They don't wear sweaters,
They're not good dancers,
They don't play drums!
Fish heads, fish heads,
Rolly-polly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads,
Eat them up, yum!
Rolly-polly fish heads
Are never seen drinking cappicino
In Italian resturaunts,
With Oriental women, yeah!
Fish heads, fish heads,
Rolly-polly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads,
Eat them up, yum!
Fish heads, fish heads,
Rolly-polly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads,
Eat them up, yum, yum!
Fish heads, fish heads,
Rolly-polly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads,
Eat them up, yum!
Fish heads, fish heads,
Rolly-polly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads,
Eat them up, yum!
Yeah..