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01-30-2002, 07:29 AM #1
Joke
> > An Irish wife was having a shower and slipped over on the
> > bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards, she slipped
> > over and did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
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> > She yelled out for her husband. "Paddy! Paddy!" she yelled. Paddy
> > came running in. "Paddy I've suctioned myself to the floor," she
> > said.
> >
> > "Ohhh nooo!" Paddy said and tried to pull her up. "You're just
> > too heavy, love. I'll go across the road and get Shamus."
> >
> > Paddy comes back with Shamus and they both try to pull her up.
> >
> > "Nope, I can't do it," Shamus said, "Let's try plan C."
> >
> > "Plan C?" exclaimed Paddy. "What's that?"
> >
> > "I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we will break the
> > tiles under her."
> >
> > "Oh okay," Paddy said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here
> > and play with her tits."
> >
> > "Play with her tits?" Shamus said. "Why would you do that? This
> > is hardly the time."
> >
> > Paddy replied, "Well, I figure if I can get her wet enough, we
> > can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so
> > expensive to replace."
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01-30-2002, 07:44 AM #2
LMFAO!!!! Nice one EC!!
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01-30-2002, 08:22 AM #3
LOL
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01-30-2002, 08:39 AM #4Respected Member
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LOL
That is one to remember.
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01-31-2002, 01:10 AM #6
Good one!
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01-31-2002, 11:58 PM #7Junior Member
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LMAO
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