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    > > An Irish wife was having a shower and slipped over on the
    > > bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards, she slipped
    > > over and did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
    > >
    > > She yelled out for her husband. "Paddy! Paddy!" she yelled. Paddy
    > > came running in. "Paddy I've suctioned myself to the floor," she
    > > said.
    > >
    > > "Ohhh nooo!" Paddy said and tried to pull her up. "You're just
    > > too heavy, love. I'll go across the road and get Shamus."
    > >
    > > Paddy comes back with Shamus and they both try to pull her up.
    > >
    > > "Nope, I can't do it," Shamus said, "Let's try plan C."
    > >
    > > "Plan C?" exclaimed Paddy. "What's that?"
    > >
    > > "I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we will break the
    > > tiles under her."
    > >
    > > "Oh okay," Paddy said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here
    > > and play with her tits."
    > >
    > > "Play with her tits?" Shamus said. "Why would you do that? This
    > > is hardly the time."
    > >
    > > Paddy replied, "Well, I figure if I can get her wet enough, we
    > > can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so
    > > expensive to replace."

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    LMFAO!!!! Nice one EC!!

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    LOL

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    LOL
    That is one to remember.

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    Good one!

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    LMAO

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