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03-31-2004, 04:15 AM #1
My Testicles: The Greatest Gift of All
Honestly, I mean what the ****. I mean I'm banging away at the keyboard like a cracked out monkey. Maybe I shouldn't have cracked out and rolled around in fur, but I'm not getting any younger. Kind of like when you really have to grab your crotch, and people are watching, but you do it anyway, and as blatantly as possible. I mean there have been times when I've sat in a waiting room and readjusted myself for what must have been 45 minutes. People stare, yeah. But is it any worse than the fact that I wear nothing but a "SUCKHOI" t-shirt and sweatpants with the ass cut out?
My balls are hot. I mean they are beyond toasty. Like burning stars, giving off a luminance that rivals the sun of our own solar system. Often times when I grapple them, no matter how gently, I singe the hair on my palms. Too many young women have been sent to the hospital by the heat of my testicles. I almost feel bad. But I do not; they venture into uncharted territory, much like legendary Captain Jean-Luc Picard, of the Starship Enterprise. The risks they take are their own.
I once had a swollen testicle at the age of six. It was quite amazing, to say the least. I had been fondling myself, as I usually did, and looked down while making a "poo-poo" to see what had to be a large softball implanted in my left testicle. The doctors had never seen anything like it, and several dropped to their knees, in repentance, praising the Eucharist and Hailing Mary. I have been enchanted with this deeply rooted heat ever since. I have the ability to warm a room like no other machine. When we camp, we often sit around my shaven testicles, roasting marshmallows and ironically, wieners. I am blessed like no other man.Last edited by rambo; 03-31-2004 at 04:37 AM.
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03-31-2004, 06:19 AM #2VET
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ok nathan wanna be
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03-31-2004, 07:44 AM #3Associate Member
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LOL...!!!
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03-31-2004, 10:06 AM #4Originally Posted by KeyMastur
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03-31-2004, 10:10 AM #5
Your Testicals? I beg to differ....MINE are the greatest gift! And I give them to the opposit sex as often as possible...here of late it hasn't been possible and it **** sure hasn't been often.
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03-31-2004, 01:22 PM #6Originally Posted by KeyMastur
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03-31-2004, 01:31 PM #7Originally Posted by rambo
Rambo>Keymastur
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03-31-2004, 01:39 PM #8Retired Vet
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Originally Posted by rambo
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03-31-2004, 01:42 PM #9Originally Posted by rambo
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03-31-2004, 02:27 PM #10
rambo revealed!!!!
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03-31-2004, 02:30 PM #11
**** DB...............looks like Rambo needs to do squats....lots and lots of squats. In the gym! I'd hate to know what he would be doing had I not stated that last little tid bit. hahahahaha
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03-31-2004, 04:15 PM #12Originally Posted by BOUNCER
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03-31-2004, 04:28 PM #13Originally Posted by Carlos_E
"I'm Slim Shady,
yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up,
please stand up?"
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03-31-2004, 06:16 PM #14
Flame war!!! No good can come of this.......but **** is it funny.
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03-31-2004, 08:17 PM #15Originally Posted by chicamahomico
I'm not trying to flame anyone. I'm being serious. That isn't Eminem?
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03-31-2004, 08:53 PM #16Originally Posted by Carlos_E
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03-31-2004, 10:15 PM #17VET
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Originally Posted by rambo
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03-31-2004, 10:28 PM #18
LOL you sly c**t........nice turnaround you pulled on me there LOL
And KeyMastur, you better stop throwing potshots....WanneBeNathan doesn't think it's funny LOL
Originally Posted by Carlos_E
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03-31-2004, 10:30 PM #19
lol oh man haha
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03-31-2004, 10:51 PM #20Originally Posted by KeyMastur
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04-01-2004, 05:37 AM #21VET
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Originally Posted by rambo
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04-01-2004, 06:30 AM #22Originally Posted by KeyMastur
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04-01-2004, 06:41 AM #23Originally Posted by KeyMastur
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04-01-2004, 06:53 AM #24Originally Posted by palme
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04-01-2004, 07:10 AM #25Originally Posted by rambo
If you had your own style it would be funny but your just copycating Nathan.
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04-01-2004, 08:13 AM #26
Palme...I don't think his style is a copycat of Nathan's. There's a thread where Rambo calls out Nathan that I thought was **** funny.....and you can see how they differ. I find both to be funny as hell and I'm extremly pleased both are here.....between them both I've sprayed at least a six pack of diet coke on my PC. Not to mention they do offer some good advice and input.
Now how about a great big group hug? No grabbing my ass Palme......not until the kids leave the room. hahahahahaha
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04-01-2004, 08:15 AM #27Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
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04-01-2004, 10:11 AM #28Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
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04-01-2004, 10:35 AM #29Originally Posted by palme
now that is some funny sh1t
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04-01-2004, 10:44 AM #30
Flushhhhhhhhh
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04-01-2004, 10:46 AM #31
ok, so i was wrong and thats funnier...lol
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04-01-2004, 12:03 PM #32
The members of this board are entitled to share their opinion(s) with you, and at AR we're even obligated to be nice about it. I think your threads are d**n funny, but I seriously doubt you would have ever started posting threads like this in a Nathan free universe.
Originally Posted by rambo
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Originally Posted by Carlos_E
I was going to ask about Micheal Jackson fist fcuking himself in yours
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04-01-2004, 12:13 PM #34
mine are... a bit over producing at my age ;p But way over!!
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