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  1. 04-08-2004, 10:22 PM #1
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    You are all stupid

    Look at you guys, all knowing how stupid you are and ****. If you guys could fart out of any other orifice on your body, which would it be and why?
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  2. 04-08-2004, 10:25 PM #2
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    Look at you guys, all knowing how stupid you are and ****. If you guys could fart out of any other orifice on your body, which would it be and why?
    If this question came from anybody other than you...I would ignore it. Now, I am sitting here trying to determine an answer.

    I would prefer no changes. That orifice is the farthest from my nose. No sir, I wouldn't want to switch.
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  3. 04-08-2004, 10:32 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swellin
    If this question came from anybody other than you...I would ignore it. Now, I am sitting here trying to determine an answer.

    I would prefer no changes. That orifice is the farthest from my nose. No sir, I wouldn't want to switch.
    That option never even occurred to me. How odd.
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    I'd probably **** out of your mouth and fart out of your eyeball....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan
    Look at you guys, all knowing how stupid

    Ahhhhhhhhhhh! I know you are but what am I!?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan
    That option never even occurred to me. How odd.
    LMAO........your a trip Nathan.Don't ever change bro...
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    I would fart from my pee hole. Bet you haven't thought of that one.........................WTF
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    Nathan...we think alike...your the man. Id fart out of every orafice...Farts are funny...its gods little joke on the world...You could fart out of any oriface but he made it your butthole...So if someone farts and you dont laugh..your going to hell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by punk_bbuilder
    Nathan...we think alike...your the man. Id fart out of every orafice...Farts are funny...its gods little joke on the world...You could fart out of any oriface but he made it your butthole...So if someone farts and you dont laugh..your going to hell.
    Damm bro.....that's deep. Opened my eyes to a whole new world. The other day my teacher sneezed and farted at the same time and I didn't laugh....can I be saved?
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    farfugb us out of hte other dthing makes it ufnnyh, we did ntonihgt and flaughed, befoe the club hte nwe got nto afight
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    Quote Originally Posted by DNoMac
    farfugb us out of hte other dthing makes it ufnnyh, we did ntonihgt and flaughed, befoe the club hte nwe got nto afight
    Don't start that s**t again.

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    I'd want to fart out of my dick, just to know how it would feel.
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    Even better yet, what if each fart was accompanied with an orgasim?? Huh? Huh? Yeah, I thought so!
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    my ear because I probably wouldn't hear it
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    Quote Originally Posted by shadowman25
    my ear because I probably wouldn't hear it
    That's deep, man.
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    what about leakage, sometimes you get that, do u get it with the new spot?
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    And you sir, are ugly.
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  18. 04-09-2004, 06:11 AM #18
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    You all are killin' me... these type of threads are what make the Lounge fukin' awesome sh!t

    Nathan... brah... you are going to make a great old-man-next-door that the neighbor kids are told to stay away from
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swellin
    If this question came from anybody other than you...I would ignore it. Now, I am sitting here trying to determine an answer.

    I would prefer no changes. That orifice is the farthest from my nose. No sir, I wouldn't want to switch.
    I agree
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  20. 04-09-2004, 10:37 AM #20
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    What if you could fart out of your belly button???
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  21. 04-09-2004, 10:45 AM #21
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    I would want to fart out of my mouth!!!! That away I could hold it in and then blow it at whomever I wanted to pass out. Peace
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  22. 04-09-2004, 10:56 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbigdog69
    I would want to fart out of my mouth!!!! That away I could hold it in and then blow it at whomever I wanted to pass out. Peace
    What if you were talkin' with some hottie and had really bad gas
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  23. 04-09-2004, 11:01 AM #23
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    Awe that would be great.

    Quote Originally Posted by Warrior
    What if you were talkin' with some hottie and had really bad gas
    I would just tell her she otta smell my azzhole to see how clean it is...sniff sniff....then maybe she would lick it....yea...slurp slurp....i know what ya'll are thinking..."Sick Mo-Fo" Yep ya'll heard it here first Jdog is a sick MoFo...but I know some of you guys out there have had ur azzhole licked and thought tha girl was God...common
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  24. 04-09-2004, 11:11 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbigdog69
    I would just tell her she otta smell my azzhole to see how clean it is...sniff sniff....then maybe she would lick it....yea...slurp slurp....i know what ya'll are thinking..."Sick Mo-Fo" Yep ya'll heard it here first Jdog is a sick MoFo...but I know some of you guys out there have had ur azzhole licked and thought tha girl was God...common
    So with this clean asshole then... you would be sh!ting out your mouth too... right? ... not sure you're going to get a chick to lick your azz when you are sh!ting out your mouth... :spudnikhu
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    You do have a point there......

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    So with this clean asshole then... you would be sh!ting out your mouth too... right? ... not sure you're going to get a chick to lick your azz when you are sh!ting out your mouth... :spudnikhu
    She would probably be hor anyways and I wouldn't have to kiss her after all tha diks she has in her mouth....besides.....it wouldn't smell to bad....chocolate pro complex....lol
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    That would be cool!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by animal-inside
    just a few thoughts...

    pick a place to fart out of? my dick...... so i coudl aim it precisly at my target

    its amazing how it worked out that we have a asshole. I mean lets say we never had one and our feces had to be regurtated thru our mouth.. it could have happened.. I beleive there are some organisms that operatwe this way. Imagine having to be at a party and need to take a ****.. you walk to the bathroom and puke turd out of your mouth, wipe it, then go back to the party and chatting it up with a bunch 300 ppl wh **** out of their mouths aswell. then you end up making out with a chick who ****s out her mouth. and she has the runs that night.
    That would give just cause in telling her to just bend over cuz her breath stanks!!!! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by DNoMac
    farfugb us out of hte other dthing makes it ufnnyh, we did ntonihgt and flaughed, befoe the club hte nwe got nto afight
    Wow, that actually made sense to me last night. I'll try to avoid the computer tonight...
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    Maybe this is why Nathan wants to **** out of another orifice.
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    Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Maybe this is why Nathan wants to **** out of another orifice.
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    There was an episode on south park where they ate through their a-holes and sh!t out their mouths.....funny stuff
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    WTF.......please do explain...........
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    Gases escape the eyes....... so that is the next logical spot...



















    and how stupid is this thread...............










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    Quote Originally Posted by DNoMac
    Wow, that actually made sense to me last night. I'll try to avoid the computer tonight...
    Da*n bro... I got a brain cramp and had to go lay down just tryin to decode that sh*t.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Terinox
    Maybe this is why Nathan wants to **** out of another orifice.
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lmfao !!!!!!! so true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RockyX
    Damm bro.....that's deep. Opened my eyes to a whole new world. The other day my teacher sneezed and farted at the same time and I didn't laugh....can I be saved?

    Na dude your pretty much screwed...God is pissed cause you didnt laugh. Way to catch a ticket to hell...dumbass...


    Lol...just kidding
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    I would definetly have to fart thru my nipples!
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