09-14-2001, 11:06 AM #1
I thought this was funny
A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce.
The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some asshole wants to buy a half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.
Later the manager found the boy and said, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from , son?"
"Canada, sir," the boy replied.
"Well, why did you leave Canada," the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there."
"Really!" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada!"
The boy replied, "No kidding???? Who did she play for?"
09-15-2001, 09:16 AM #2
LMAO! thats great. Lesson to be learned...........Don't try to out-smart a Canadian lol!
09-15-2001, 03:01 PM #3
HE HE, very good..A
11-20-2003, 02:25 PM #4
Haha, funny This is an old thread, but i felt like it deserved my post.
11-20-2003, 03:10 PM #5
Hehe you want to punch him but you still dont
Old ass thread huh? So pete wasnt really here?
11-20-2003, 03:24 PM #6
Where'd pete go? He hasn't posted in a couple months.
11-20-2003, 03:46 PM #7
Yeah no shit? I miss his posts!!!!!
11-20-2003, 03:48 PM #8Originally Posted by bdtr
11-20-2003, 07:10 PM #9
You took the words right out of my mouth! Where the heck is Pete?
Darn, every time I watch Trailer Park Boys I think of good ole Pete...
11-24-2003, 03:59 PM #10
bump...whatever happened to petey boy?
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