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    Question If Kerry & Bush Got in a Fight

    Who would win in a real hardcore fight...anything goes

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    Bush would beat Kerry's sissy ass.

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    George might be dumb as a sack of hammers but he's no pussy. In a fistfight I would bet on Dubya.

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    except kerry has been in actual combat and Im sure has some legit h2h training. I think the only fights W has been in are alcohol induced scuffles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shortyrock13
    except kerry has been in actual combat and Im sure has some legit h2h training. I think the only fights W has been in are alcohol induced scuffles.

    I was in the Navy and mever realy got much h2h combat lessons.

    After the Navy I got schooled quite well thow and have had to woop a few h2h trained gentlemen.

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    Bush would whip that ass

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    bush would regulate

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    bush is a candy ass prick, kerrys actually seen combat, not ducked out like mr gwb has, i think kerry would grab them ears with both hands and give old dumbo a few knees to the kisser. i cant belive you guys actually look at bush like he has any skills to fight lol

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    LOL I didn't say anything about his skills stomper, obviously we aren't talking about a tourney fighter here. I don't know anything about the other guy but Dubya doesn't strike me as a wimp. Threads like this are meant as a joke, so we can have some fun at the expense of these two gents.

    Bottom line, we can make jokes and talk smack, but until these two bozos throw down the gauntlet anyone's guess is as good as mine.

    Quote Originally Posted by jcstomper
    bush is a candy ass prick, kerrys actually seen combat, not ducked out like mr gwb has, i think kerry would grab them ears with both hands and give old dumbo a few knees to the kisser. i cant belive you guys actually look at bush like he has any skills to fight lol

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    Bush would take him....hands down. Although, Kerry would blame it on the Secret Service.

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    Kerry would need more plastic surgery after bush got done beating his as s.

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    Kerry will wipe George ass in MANNERS!!!!!!!! He'll give him a few lines of coke and some drinks and he'll say "take my car here the keys"

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    Hmm. Kerry has actually killed men in combat and he is actively involved in sports other than golf. GW has probably never been in a fight in his entire life. Politics aside who do you think would really win?

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    Quote Originally Posted by markas214
    Hmm. Kerry has actually killed men in combat and he is actively involved in sports other than golf. GW has probably never been in a fight in his entire life. Politics aside who do you think would really win?
    yeah thats what i was saying lol, kerry would definatly win hands down

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    Quote Originally Posted by chicamahomico
    LOL I didn't say anything about his skills stomper, obviously we aren't talking about a tourney fighter here. I don't know anything about the other guy but Dubya doesn't strike me as a wimp. Threads like this are meant as a joke, so we can have some fun at the expense of these two gents.

    Bottom line, we can make jokes and talk smack, but until these two bozos throw down the gauntlet anyone's guess is as good as mine.
    i know im just messin around, but i do think kerry would win in a honest fight lol. hopefully he wins the electorial race also lol

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    Nah, Kerry has got some mad reach. That bony ****er can throw the blows. I can imagine Kerry bending Bush over and thrashing him repeatedly, at first rhythmically, then with increasing speed and force, leaving a bloody fetid mess.

    Dubya will be introduced to a real Weapon of Mass Destruction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jcstomper
    bush is a candy ass prick, kerrys actually seen combat, not ducked out like mr gwb has, i think kerry would grab them ears with both hands and give old dumbo a few knees to the kisser. i cant belive you guys actually look at bush like he has any skills to fight lol
    BUSH! BUSH!

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    i dont see how its possible that bush could win. he is a wimp. or at least he comes accross as one in person. and i seriously doubt he's ever been in a fight.

    the real challenge would be bush sr. and kerry. thats a good fight, jr. cant throw no hand around. hes a punk.

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    I agree, Bush strikes me as a rich "daddy's boy"... one of those private school tough guys... he'd probably have his SS possee hold kerry while he punches him...

    If I had to put money on this, I'd at least go with the one who has seen military action.

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    1)Kerry has the reach on Bush
    2) Kerry killed a man with his bear hands in Nam
    3)Kerry seams to be a take no **** hard ass when he gets pissed

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    kerry, hes gott he kkiller sklls...

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    couldnt you see kerry ripping bushes head open with a feald knife and and eating his brain? (or lack of)

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    lol

    Ole Bush isnt much on the budget or telling the truth or saying no to alcohol but he'd kick Kerrys candy democratic a$$.

    Bush kicks Kerrys gay as$

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    I'd say Bush as well. You guys say Bush looks like a softie but how can you even think otherwise about kerry. just for interest sake, did kerry say he killed a guy with his bare hands or is that fact? I really don't know so I'm asking you bros. kerry reminds me of chandler from friends, a real softy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big daddy k de
    1)Kerry has the reach on Bush
    2) Kerry killed a man with his bear hands in Nam
    3)Kerry seams to be a take no **** hard ass when he gets pissed
    What does combat have to do with your ability to fight? And I never heard that Kerry killed someone with his bare hands.

    I say Bush. Once W gives one good hook to Kerry's HUGE MELLON the weight of his head will take him off balance, and down he'll go.

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    Don't forget bad boy Bush pumps iron.....kerry would get his ass kicked!!

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    pre-emptive strike

    Bush would launch a pre-emptive strike on Kerry breaking his nose with a Texas Tornado style sucker punch. Colin Powell with bring the brothers in to go to work on him while Condi Rice sits on his face.

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    dude kerry has like a foot on bush, all kerry has to do is hold bush's head back as he swings his fists in a rage tryin to hit kerry

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    Quote Originally Posted by markas214
    Hmm. Kerry has actually killed men in combat and he is actively involved in sports other than golf. GW has probably never been in a fight in his entire life. Politics aside who do you think would really win?
    Exactly. And if you've heard his silverstar story, then you know he has that killer instinct. And if I'm correct, the type of unit he was in in vietnam had a 75% death rate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big k.l.g
    Don't forget bad boy Bush pumps iron.....kerry would get his ass kicked!!
    No no no Bush pumps OIL! Lots of it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rugby13
    I'd say Bush as well. You guys say Bush looks like a softie but how can you even think otherwise about kerry. just for interest sake, did kerry say he killed a guy with his bare hands or is that fact? I really don't know so I'm asking you bros. kerry reminds me of chandler from friends, a real softy.
    Kerry said that he charged his patrole boad at a VC with a rocket launcher and ran after him in the jungle and shot him...he got the silver star for it

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    [QUOTE=Symian]What does combat have to do with your ability to fight? And I never heard that Kerry killed someone with his bare hands.

    I say Bush. Once W gives one good hook to Kerry's HUGE MELLON the weight of his head will take him off balance, and down he'll go.

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    I would think combat would make him tuff

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    [QUOTE=big daddy k de]
    Quote Originally Posted by Symian
    What does combat have to do with your ability to fight? And I never heard that Kerry killed someone with his bare hands.

    I say Bush. Once W gives one good hook to Kerry's HUGE MELLON the weight of his head will take him off balance, and down he'll go.

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    I would think combat would make him tuff

    Combat does not make you tuff. I have had penty of expierence with combat vets and was no more impressed with their skills as anyone else. Not that there are tuff guys that have been in combat but that does not mean they are all tuff.

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    How can Botox face beat Bush when he can't even stand up to his own wife?

    BTW, here's an interesting read on Kerry's military record taken from NewsMax.

    Sunday, April 4, 2004 11:37 p.m. EDT

    B.G. Burkett: Navy Commanders to Cast Doubt on Kerry's War Record

    Several Navy officers who supervised Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry when he commanded a swift boat in Vietnam are preparing to publicly question his war record - including the circumstances under which he was awarded three Purple Hearts - a noted Vietnam War historian revealed on Sunday.

    Burkett, whose 1999 book, "Stolen Valor," is considered to be the definitive history of of falsified Vietnam War claims, told WABC Radio's Steve Malzberg that Kerry's former commanders would allege that the top Democrat's Purple Hearts were awarded for "self-reported injuries that were virtually nonexistent."

    "He never got a day of treatment, he never spent a day in a medical facility," Burkett said. "These were all self-reported wounds, which you're going to hear from some swift boat guys in the future as to the nature of those wounds."

    Burkett said he had personally spoken to the Navy commanders who were preparing to go public about Kerry's decorations.

    "You're going to get quite a showing [of those speaking out]," Burkett told Malzberg. "I don't know [the number] yet. They're trying to get it to be unanimous of every swift boat guy who ever served."

    As to the timetable for the upcoming revelations, Burkett said that Kerry's superior officers "were still discussing that."

    "You've got some major rallys being planned against John Kerry by Vietnam veterans on the mall, at the convention - this type of thing," he said. "And we're going to make America aware of John Kerry's military record."

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    Bush would definately win - he's in pretty good shape, too. Kerry on the other hand is just a tall lurchy-lookin mother ****er.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maroon
    How can Botox face beat Bush when he can't even stand up to his own wife?

    BTW, here's an interesting read on Kerry's military record taken from NewsMax.

    Sunday, April 4, 2004 11:37 p.m. EDT

    B.G. Burkett: Navy Commanders to Cast Doubt on Kerry's War Record

    Several Navy officers who supervised Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry when he commanded a swift boat in Vietnam are preparing to publicly question his war record - including the circumstances under which he was awarded three Purple Hearts - a noted Vietnam War historian revealed on Sunday.

    Burkett, whose 1999 book, "Stolen Valor," is considered to be the definitive history of of falsified Vietnam War claims, told WABC Radio's Steve Malzberg that Kerry's former commanders would allege that the top Democrat's Purple Hearts were awarded for "self-reported injuries that were virtually nonexistent."

    "He never got a day of treatment, he never spent a day in a medical facility," Burkett said. "These were all self-reported wounds, which you're going to hear from some swift boat guys in the future as to the nature of those wounds."

    Burkett said he had personally spoken to the Navy commanders who were preparing to go public about Kerry's decorations.

    "You're going to get quite a showing [of those speaking out]," Burkett told Malzberg. "I don't know [the number] yet. They're trying to get it to be unanimous of every swift boat guy who ever served."

    As to the timetable for the upcoming revelations, Burkett said that Kerry's superior officers "were still discussing that."

    "You've got some major rallys being planned against John Kerry by Vietnam veterans on the mall, at the convention - this type of thing," he said. "And we're going to make America aware of John Kerry's military record."
    good post

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    ok then his face is so numb that he wll ger hit and keep on coming

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    i like bush,but kerry veitnam vet,purple heart recipient,"in the shi'za",,sorry to say but kerry...(bush was a pilot in the reserves)

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    Bush would beat his whiny old a**!

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    Can Dubya wear the flight suit?

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