04-05-2004, 05:25 PM #1
What I've come to realize while here on AR
Things I’ve come to realize while here on AR...and I have to tell someone because I think they are closing in. The truth must be known!
1. Mass Junkie, there really is no Mass but I’m banking on the Junkie thing (I believe it’s the cause for his foot fetish)
2. Big Texan isn’t from Texas (I’m all for hangin if so inclined…just in case you were wondering)
3. Money Boss Hustler isn’t black (This just plain sickens me…if he ends up swinging with Big T I’ll understand)
4. Rambo is not Sylvester Stallone…I’ve spoken with Rambo…..Sly is a little brighter....but Sly could never tug a scrotum like Rambo.
5. CB25 got his name from his good bros….they claim it how many times he’s ruined it for a brother on the make.......cb...get it? Geez, work with me here.
6. Bouncer is actually a secret agent for the Queen! He’s James Bond…..I mean he’s James Bond’s mildly retard brother…sorry bout that.
7. Nathan is a being from another galaxy ….who crashed landed on the planet and is killing time by ****ing with us until his rescue ship arrives.
8. Big Green…….he’s green.
9. bdtr is actually a Silverback gorilla masquerading as a man….I uncovered this last year sometime. A gorilla that hates fruit….go figure right?
10. PTbyJason only works at All Sport while he waits for a call back to the “Apprentice”….it’s been his life’s ambition to be fired by Donald.
11. Mart just had his second child……………MBH you better at least chip in some child support.
12. Abstract had the freakiest **** avatar with that eyeball picture of his…but he changed it….but he’s the same smartass…**** it.
13. Mudman…..he’s very dirty.
14. Ripsid sucks at fantasy football….but he makes losing fun.
15. The Chosen One…………Shall never hold the AR Fantasy Football Title…..unless he bribes larger than me.
16. Mallet.....is Steven Hawkins and he's working on Nathens space ship.
Last but not least…Pheedno……is secretly taking over the world….his first step….a bloody coup for AR......and I heard he just ordered some plutonium.
I’d tell you more but I now have to break down my whole system and move to another location or they’ll find me……………….
VIVA REVOLUSION!....LONG LIVE AR!!!!!!!
04-05-2004, 05:43 PM #2
You see this is that **** I'm talking about. I've had **** near enough. Lies, lies and you **** well know it.
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
04-05-2004, 05:50 PM #3
Glad I didn't make the Sh!t list.
04-05-2004, 05:50 PM #4
awww c'mon...i'm waaayy past 25 at this point...give me some **** credit!
and being that Tex isn't from Texas...if he does move out...we'll string him up good...
Viva la revolution!
04-05-2004, 07:25 PM #5Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
Sheeeit man...I'm blacka than midnight!
04-05-2004, 07:34 PM #6Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
04-05-2004, 07:34 PM #7Originally Posted by Da Bull
04-05-2004, 07:37 PM #8
I thought it was a "Pat" thing.??
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04-05-2004, 07:39 PM #9
Yo yo yo guys...listen up!
I am black...I have the 12 inches of swinging torture to prove it!
04-05-2004, 07:39 PM #10
i never knew???
04-05-2004, 07:46 PM #11Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
04-05-2004, 08:19 PM #12
I want some of his meds
04-05-2004, 08:20 PM #13
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa i didnt make the list lol
04-05-2004, 09:13 PM #14Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
04-05-2004, 09:20 PM #15Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
04-05-2004, 09:20 PM #16Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
Vivas Las Mexico
04-05-2004, 09:23 PM #17Originally Posted by mass junkie
04-05-2004, 09:57 PM #18Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
Oh and you have it all wrong Joggy, you would think you would learn by no but apparently not.
......LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!!
04-05-2004, 10:08 PM #19Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
04-05-2004, 11:36 PM #20
i didnt make the list eaither
04-06-2004, 03:16 AM #21Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
Now if you'd only stop shoving those gerbils (and dancing bananas) up your rectum maybe you wouldn't have so many hemerhoid problems!
04-06-2004, 06:12 AM #22
"The almighty tells me this must be a fashionable thread....For its brought out the finest of people."
04-06-2004, 06:18 AM #23Respected Member
Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
- Join Date
- Apr 2002
- Miller's Crossing
04-06-2004, 06:30 AM #24Originally Posted by Pheedno
04-06-2004, 06:34 AM #25Retired Vet
Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
- Join Date
- Nov 2001
I'm Irish so I hate the English royal family ya asshole.
04-06-2004, 06:54 AM #26
Well it was a pain but I’m now set up in a van with satellite connection so I can stay on the move….hang on….I think someone is following me…..never mind….just an ice cream truck. Anyway, I also bought a laptop that was used at Los Alamos so my IP should be clean…..just had to clean out all the top secret files off the hard drive…..I mean really I have no use for a nuclear bomb nor do I want to know how to make one. Hey, I got it at a yard sale so I can’t complain you know.
Sorry I had to stop short of the rest of the revelations I’ve come to find out but I had to break down the whole operation and head to a safe house……Cyc hired Warrior to track me down so I can’t take any chances. You guys remember a member named Smack Nuts? And for good reason…poor guy only posted three times before they got his number.
All right shall we?
1. Da Bull, is actually Al Greenspan. Lower intrest rates for the betterment of the economy…hardly! He maxed his credit cards and he’s trying to pay them off.
2. Palme, actually lives on an oil well platform…..and he collects trolls…..the real ones.
3. Spy Wizard is no spy…..but he’s been drinking Ovaltein for years waiting on them to give away Secret Decoder rings again…..so far he has a storage unit filled slam full of labels.
4. bigbouncingball sis right…he is located at your mom’s…he’s in the closet…dressed in a diaper….and he has a camcorder.
5. Luvmyroids does work for the Feds…..he types out search warrants for internet porn companies….right after he downloads what he wants….he flat out refuses to pay for porn.
6. jcstomper is obsessed with being lazy…..he’d join Procrastinators Anonymous but he putting it off.
7. Red Ketchup is not red and he hates ketchup……he likes salsa…and the Village People.
8. Inheritmylife has a fascination for the 70’s…..he thinks everything looks better with beads or a nice Lava Lamp…..and a black light.
9. Elliot…..is a Russian spy…..his spelling is twice as bad as mine…and once he used the word Comrade but edited the post before you guys saw it. (I keep a file on him for sure)
10. Big Ole Legs is actually the voice for Sponge Bob Square pants.
11. RMJ03 hears voices…if we find out it’s his dog doing the talking we’re taking him out.
That last post by Pheedno was secret code to Warrior that he has a lock on me so I have to pull under a bridge until he passes me by…..stay tuned.
Oh, one other thing real quick….I have to misspell words on purpose….it’s makes Mass feel smarter and we’re grooming him for a secret mission so we want him at peak performance………we need a contact within the gay underground mafia…..they call themselves the “Firm”.
04-06-2004, 06:56 AM #27Originally Posted by BOUNCER
04-06-2004, 07:05 AM #28Originally Posted by BOUNCER
Bouncer: Insane Irish.........j/k.
Pheedno: "Oh my god its the libyians, Run for it Marty!!!!!!!"
04-06-2004, 07:21 AM #29Originally Posted by Pheedno
04-06-2004, 07:52 AM #30Associate Member
Originally Posted by mass junkie
- Join Date
- Mar 2004
you mean 1.21 jiggawatts
04-06-2004, 08:11 AM #31Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
I don't know why he put me on this list but as you can see he is scared to say anything that might piss me off.
Not only is he a fag. He is a puss.
04-06-2004, 08:20 AM #32
17. Jugg is a whinging little biznitch who needs a good spanking.... get in line everyone, the spankings are about to begin.... where is my steel capped boot??
04-06-2004, 08:22 AM #33
You can try all ya want to string me up.....but you'll have to make it past my gate first and I have a hunch that some buckshot will keep that from happening.
04-06-2004, 10:14 AM #34Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
Yeah it's just the step I need so I can begin my future career as a star, singing and dancing on Broadway.
04-06-2004, 10:19 AM #35Originally Posted by stack-a-licious
04-06-2004, 10:35 AM #36
Good thing for us "sane" new wanna be post whores!!! lol
04-06-2004, 10:47 AM #37
aight man what is the point in posting with mass if we know it is one of the multiple personalities.LOL
Whatcha gonna do.........
04-06-2004, 10:50 AM #38
[QUOTE=PTbyJason]How did you come up with that? QUOTE]
We triangulated three of the militaries “Star Wars” satellites to coincide with your arrival and departure from All Sports and by looking at the photos we noticed you have the same hair style as Donald. That and the fact we scanned your bank account….just like Donald your flat broke. It’s the little things that gave it away.
04-06-2004, 10:58 AM #39Originally Posted by the hulkster
04-06-2004, 10:59 AM #40Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
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