What I've come to realize while here on AR

[Juggernaut]

Things I’ve come to realize while here on AR...and I have to tell someone because I think they are closing in. The truth must be known!

1. Mass Junkie, there really is no Mass but I’m banking on the Junkie thing (I believe it’s the cause for his foot fetish)
2. Big Texan isn’t from Texas (I’m all for hangin if so inclined…just in case you were wondering)
3. Money Boss Hustler isn’t black (This just plain sickens me…if he ends up swinging with Big T I’ll understand)
4. Rambo is not Sylvester Stallone…I’ve spoken with Rambo…..Sly is a little brighter....but Sly could never tug a scrotum like Rambo.
5. CB25 got his name from his good bros….they claim it how many times he’s ruined it for a brother on the make.......cb...get it? Geez, work with me here.
6. Bouncer is actually a secret agent for the Queen! He’s James Bond…..I mean he’s James Bond’s mildly retard brother…sorry bout that.
7. Nathan is a being from another galaxy ….who crashed landed on the planet and is killing time by ****ing with us until his rescue ship arrives.
8. Big Green…….he’s green.
9. bdtr is actually a Silverback gorilla masquerading as a man….I uncovered this last year sometime. A gorilla that hates fruit….go figure right?
10. PTbyJason only works at All Sport while he waits for a call back to the “Apprentice”….it’s been his life’s ambition to be fired by Donald.
11. Mart just had his second child……………MBH you better at least chip in some child support.
12. Abstract had the freakiest **** avatar with that eyeball picture of his…but he changed it….but he’s the same smartass…**** it.
13. Mudman…..he’s very dirty.
14. Ripsid sucks at fantasy football….but he makes losing fun.
15. The Chosen One…………Shall never hold the AR Fantasy Football Title…..unless he bribes larger than me.
16. Mallet.....is Steven Hawkins and he's working on Nathens space ship.

Last but not least…Pheedno……is secretly taking over the world….his first step….a bloody coup for AR......and I heard he just ordered some plutonium.

I’d tell you more but I now have to break down my whole system and move to another location or they’ll find me……………….

VIVA REVOLUSION!....LONG LIVE AR!!!!!!!

[rambo]

You see this is that **** I'm talking about. I've had **** near enough. Lies, lies and you **** well know it.

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

[Da Bull]

Glad I didn't make the Sh!t list.

[cb25]

awww c'mon...i'm waaayy past 25 at this point...give me some **** credit!

and being that Tex isn't from Texas...if he does move out...we'll string him up good...

Viva la revolution!

[Money Boss Hustla]

3. Money Boss Hustler isn’t black

Whatcha talkin bout fool!

Sheeeit man...I'm blacka than midnight!

[Da Bull]

Whatcha talkin bout fool!

Sheeeit man...I'm blacka than midnight!

It took about a year,but I knew you would finally come clean and fess up!!

[palme]

Glad I didn't make the Sh!t list.

Same here bro.

[spywizard]

I thought it was a "Pat" thing.??

oh well..

Whatcha talkin bout fool!

Sheeeit man...I'm blacka than midnight!

[Money Boss Hustla]

Yo yo yo guys...listen up!

I am black...I have the 12 inches of swinging torture to prove it!

[bigbouncinballs]

i never knew???

[Da Bull]

Yo yo yo guys...listen up!

I am black...I have the 12 inches of swinging torture to prove it!

[LuvMuhRoids]

I want some of his meds

[Phillyboy1]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaa i didnt make the list lol

[Red Ketchup]

Yo yo yo guys...listen up!

I am black...I have the 12 inches of swinging torture to prove it!

Your hemerhoids hang 12 inches out of your ass? Daaaaaaaam!!!!!

Red

[inheritmylife]

Your hemerhoids hang 12 inches out of your ass? Daaaaaaaam!!!!!

Red

No, those are beads.

[mass junkie]

VIVA REVOLUSION!....LONG LIVE AR!!!!!!!

Believe it or not folks......Juggy was the fifth grade spelling Bee champion of the class of 1889.....Dont pay it no nevermind the fact that he was supposed to be in the 7th grade
Vivas Las Mexico

[rambo]

Believe it or not folks......Juggy was the fifth grade spelling Bee champion of the class of 1889.....Dont pay it no nevermind the fact that he was supposed to be in the 7th grade
Vivas Las Mexico

ROFL

[TheChosenOne]

15. The Chosen One…………Shall never hold the AR Fantasy Football Title…..unless he bribes larger than me.

.......LONG LIVE AR!!!!!!!

Although TheHoosierDaddies are under new ownership, don't get your hopes up. TheChosenOne and his legacy continue to live on in the hearts of the thousands of fans across the world. As a matter of fact the millions and millions of The King's fans can be heard counting the days until their beloved order returns to prominance atop the standings of ARFFL once again. Sure you may lay claim to the so called ARFFL Trophy, however, the people of this board and country know the true champ is The Legend himself.
Oh and you have it all wrong Joggy, you would think you would learn by no but apparently not.

......LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!!

[Money Boss Hustla]

Your hemerhoids hang 12 inches out of your ass? Daaaaaaaam!!!!!

Red

Want to come over and tongue them? Oh wait...your Mom's on her way!

[Elliot]

i didnt make the list eaither

[Red Ketchup]

Want to come over and tongue them? Oh wait...your Mom's on her way!

Ah yes, she told me she wanted to give you a little relief... she's going to cauterize your 'roids with an old rusty butter knife and a Zippo...

Now if you'd only stop shoving those gerbils (and dancing bananas) up your rectum maybe you wouldn't have so many hemerhoid problems!



Red

[RJM03]

"The almighty tells me this must be a fashionable thread....For its brought out the finest of people."

[Pheedno]

Last but not least…Pheedno……is secretly taking over the world….his first step….a bloody coup for AR......and I heard he just ordered some plutonium.

!

They wanted me to build them a bomb; so I took their plutonium and in return, gave them a aluminum casing filled with old used pin ball machine parts

[Red Ketchup]

They wanted me to build them a bomb; so I took their plutonium and in return, gave them a aluminum casing filled with old used pin ball machine parts

So where are you heading now professor? Back to the future?

Red

[BOUNCER]

6. Bouncer is actually a secret agent for the Queen! He’s James Bond…..I mean he’s James Bond’s mildly retard brother…sorry bout that.

I'm Irish so I hate the English royal family ya asshole.

[Juggernaut]

Well it was a pain but I’m now set up in a van with satellite connection so I can stay on the move….hang on….I think someone is following me…..never mind….just an ice cream truck. Anyway, I also bought a laptop that was used at Los Alamos so my IP should be clean…..just had to clean out all the top secret files off the hard drive…..I mean really I have no use for a nuclear bomb nor do I want to know how to make one. Hey, I got it at a yard sale so I can’t complain you know.

Sorry I had to stop short of the rest of the revelations I’ve come to find out but I had to break down the whole operation and head to a safe house……Cyc hired Warrior to track me down so I can’t take any chances. You guys remember a member named Smack Nuts? And for good reason…poor guy only posted three times before they got his number.

All right shall we?

1. Da Bull, is actually Al Greenspan. Lower intrest rates for the betterment of the economy…hardly! He maxed his credit cards and he’s trying to pay them off.
2. Palme, actually lives on an oil well platform…..and he collects trolls…..the real ones.
3. Spy Wizard is no spy…..but he’s been drinking Ovaltein for years waiting on them to give away Secret Decoder rings again…..so far he has a storage unit filled slam full of labels.
4. bigbouncingball sis right…he is located at your mom’s…he’s in the closet…dressed in a diaper….and he has a camcorder.
5. Luvmyroids does work for the Feds…..he types out search warrants for internet porn companies….right after he downloads what he wants….he flat out refuses to pay for porn.
6. jcstomper is obsessed with being lazy…..he’d join Procrastinators Anonymous but he putting it off.
7. Red Ketchup is not red and he hates ketchup……he likes salsa…and the Village People.
8. Inheritmylife has a fascination for the 70’s…..he thinks everything looks better with beads or a nice Lava Lamp…..and a black light.
9. Elliot…..is a Russian spy…..his spelling is twice as bad as mine…and once he used the word Comrade but edited the post before you guys saw it. (I keep a file on him for sure)
10. Big Ole Legs is actually the voice for Sponge Bob Square pants.
11. RMJ03 hears voices…if we find out it’s his dog doing the talking we’re taking him out.

That last post by Pheedno was secret code to Warrior that he has a lock on me so I have to pull under a bridge until he passes me by…..stay tuned.

Oh, one other thing real quick….I have to misspell words on purpose….it’s makes Mass feel smarter and we’re grooming him for a secret mission so we want him at peak performance………we need a contact within the gay underground mafia…..they call themselves the “Firm”.

[Juggernaut]

I'm Irish so I hate the English royal family ya asshole.

And so it is......hence the reason we had to take out the agent who passed along that false information Bouncer. New intellegence informs us that you work for Kebbler.

[RJM03]

I'm Irish so I hate the English royal family ya asshole.

Bouncer: Insane Irish.........j/k.

Pheedno: "Oh my god its the libyians, Run for it Marty!!!!!!!"

[mass junkie]

They wanted me to build them a bomb; so I took their plutonium and in return, gave them a aluminum casing filled with old used pin ball machine parts

If only their was a way to some how get 21.1 jiggawatts

[stack-a-licious]

If only their was a way to some how get 21.1 jiggawatts

you mean 1.21 jiggawatts

[Mart651]

11. Mart just had his second child…………

I don't know why he put me on this list but as you can see he is scared to say anything that might piss me off.

Not only is he a fag. He is a puss.

[Lostsoul]

17. Jugg is a whinging little biznitch who needs a good spanking.... get in line everyone, the spankings are about to begin.... where is my steel capped boot??

[BIG TEXAN]

You can try all ya want to string me up.....but you'll have to make it past my gate first and I have a hunch that some buckshot will keep that from happening.

[PTbyJason]

10. PTbyJason only works at All Sport while he waits for a call back to the “Apprentice”….it’s been his life’s ambition to be fired by Donald.

How did you come up with that?

Yeah it's just the step I need so I can begin my future career as a star, singing and dancing on Broadway.

[cb25]

you mean 1.21 jiggawatts

Great scott!! 1.21 jiggawats!?!

[jbigdog69]

Good thing for us "sane" new wanna be post whores!!! lol

[the hulkster]

aight man what is the point in posting with mass if we know it is one of the multiple personalities.LOL

Whatcha gonna do.........

[Juggernaut]

[QUOTE=PTbyJason]How did you come up with that? QUOTE]

We triangulated three of the militaries “Star Wars” satellites to coincide with your arrival and departure from All Sports and by looking at the photos we noticed you have the same hair style as Donald. That and the fact we scanned your bank account….just like Donald your flat broke. It’s the little things that gave it away.

[Juggernaut]

aight man what is the point in posting with mass if we know it is one of the multiple personalities.LOL

Whatcha gonna do.........

That's pure propoganda from Rambo's division....he wants people to believe that so we won't notice what he's really up too. It's budget time at the Pentagon and he's looking for as much monies as he can find. Bush tasked him with finding ways to make himself look smarter and it cost him three billion dollars (his whole budget) last year and Bush still makes up words......last I heard he came to the realization it would be cheaper just to dub Bush's speaches and refuse all questions after each conference.

[PTbyJason]

That and the fact we scanned your bank account….just like Donald your flat broke. It’s the little things that gave it away.

I doubted you until that statement! Now I know that I can no longer hide.