Oldie but Goody :)

[Pete235]

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All
of a sudden, he said out loud, Lord grant me one wish."
Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in
all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the
enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports
required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of
another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord,
I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they
feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent
treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"

[GenuinePL]

LMAO. At least the joke is true. LOL

[Cali]

What fun would it be if you had us figured out??

[ann]

Originally posted by Cali
What fun would it be if you had us figured out??

I dont know about the fun part Cali, but there might be world peace

[silverfox]

Isn't that the fun part, figure out how women tick? Have lots of run reseaching...

[GenuinePL]

F*ck that. I'm tired of researching, it's no fun anymore is more like a BIG PAIN IN MY A$$.

[Cali]

Originally posted by ann


I dont know about the fun part Cali, but there might be world peace

LOL...true...

[the new labrada]

That's good stuff. I agree with Cali what fun would it be if we had all the answers, but a coles notes version would be a super asset

[GenuinePL]

All women should come with their own personal menual. Man it would be some much easier. You will just read what they want and that's it no more of those guessing games.

Man if I could only lay my hands on a menual like that, that would be great. Naaa, That would be incredible.

[primodonna]

I thought this post was going to be about you, Pete, when i saw the "oldie" part but then i saw the "goodie" part i realized my error

[superbeast]

Pete, are you going to take that from her?

[Pete235]

I keep lobbing them in...and she keeps knocking them out of the park!

[FRANK WHITE]

Thats funny.

[primodonna]

Originally posted by superbeast
Pete, are you going to take that from her?

He likes whatever i give him, don't you Pete?

[Pete235]

Originally posted by primodonna

He likes whatever i give him, don't you Pete?

Actually I couldn't think of a snappy comeback quick enough...the only thing that came to mind was "Oh yeah?!"

So I decided to leave well enough alone and take my lumps