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    Talking The Robin Williams Peace Plan

    THE ROBIN WILLIAMS PEACE PLAN

    This may very well be the best thought out item we have read since 9/11/01. Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan .. what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

    I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.

    1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those good ol' boys: We will never "interfere" again.

    2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

    3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.


    4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

    5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home baby.

    6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for awhile.

    7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

    8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the Army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

    9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

    10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...

    Now, ain't that a winner of a plan. The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a piece of me?"

    Amen Brother............

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    Sounds like Israel then, PERFECT.

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    Amen to that!

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    amen

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    A to the F-in MEN

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    Im all for it!!

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    If he wasn't being so sarcastic, then i'd agree 100%.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdtr
    If he wasn't being so sarcastic, then i'd agree 100%.
    You hit the nail on the head there bro.

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    He would have my vote for Pres.!!

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    Robin Williams is the man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warrior
    THE ROBIN WILLIAMS PEACE PLAN

    5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home baby.
    Send him out to the peace talks... with his level 5 or "robin williams" type body hair im sure he could survive a low yield nuclear blast

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    Can this apply to Canada as well!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    Can this apply to Canada as well!?
    God I only wish....

    At least the US tries to get rid of illegal aliens... here they're welcomed with open arms...

    Red

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    God I only wish....

    At least the US tries to get rid of illegal aliens... here they're welcomed with open arms...

    Red
    No kidding.You even welcomed our draft dodgers back in the Vietnam era.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    God I only wish....

    At least the US tries to get rid of illegal aliens... here they're welcomed with open arms...

    Red
    Love the pun!

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    We welcome everyone. Lord knows its going to bite us in the crapper for it too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Boy
    We welcome everyone. Lord knows its going to bite us in the crapper for it too.
    You Cdn?

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    that guy needs to shave his arms then hi can talk

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    that is the greatest plan I've heard

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