Thread: Not in Texas
04-12-2004, 10:01 AM #1Retired Vet
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Not in Texas
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet
and innocent his little girl was.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.
"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped
flat. "Well, it might be OK in California and Oregon, BUT we're not
having ANY of that **** in Texas"
04-12-2004, 10:06 AM #2
i knew were that was going lol
04-12-2004, 10:16 AM #3
04-12-2004, 12:02 PM #4
04-12-2004, 01:13 PM #5ttuPrincess Guest
Not in texas is right.. unless your in Austin, or Deep Elum (SP??).. then anything goes
04-12-2004, 01:15 PM #6
yeah, Austin is probably second home to San Fran for the silly boys
04-12-2004, 01:16 PM #7Associate Member
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04-12-2004, 01:27 PM #8
04-12-2004, 03:18 PM #9
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04-12-2004, 03:37 PM #10Originally Posted by BOUNCER
Tell you what, Bouncer . . . y'all c'mon over here to Texas, and I'll show ya what goes on and what doesn't in these here parts . . .
And as they used to say in those Charles Atlas ads, "Give me seven days with you and I'll make a NEW MAN out of ya!"
04-12-2004, 04:38 PM #11Originally Posted by Tock
04-12-2004, 07:35 PM #12
lol...thats a good one
04-13-2004, 12:17 AM #13Originally Posted by tryingto******
Just trying to be friendly . . .
And actually, it's been quite a while since my last rant about the brutal racism in East Texas. Not quite "one moment and the next . . ."
Last edited by Tock; 04-13-2004 at 12:54 AM.
04-13-2004, 12:20 AM #14
tock where in tx are you?
04-13-2004, 12:36 AM #15Originally Posted by symatech
04-13-2004, 12:40 AM #16Retired Vet
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Hear the one about the two Irish gays?..
Simon FITZpatrick and Patrick FITZsimon!!...
Or, what language do Irish gays speak?..... GAYLICK!
04-13-2004, 07:48 AM #17Originally Posted by Tock
I'll give you that....and as long as you always refer to "east Texas" as being kind of backwards as opposed to all of Texas in general, you'll never hear me rant about it again either.
04-13-2004, 07:52 AM #18ttuPrincess GuestOriginally Posted by tryingto******
04-13-2004, 08:06 AM #19Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
West Texas isn't that bad....not all of the hillbillies and such that East Texas has. West Texas has more tolerance for diversity as well...i.e. homosexuality, different ethnic backgrounds, etc.
04-13-2004, 08:13 AM #20ttuPrincess GuestOriginally Posted by tryingto******
04-13-2004, 01:28 PM #21Originally Posted by Tock
04-13-2004, 01:30 PM #22
hahahaha dam gay spiders, downfall of society..lol
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