Thread: the worse pain in the world
04-13-2004, 09:05 AM #1
the worse pain in the world
This is probably more info than any of you want to know. I would suggest you stop reading now.
Just a little info. My hemroids have gotten so bad I can't sleep. I take 2 10 mlg hydros and a sleeping pill with gaba and melatonin just to get to sleep.
Ok. As many of you know, I have been dreading my hemroid surgerey for about 3 months now. Yesterday was my first visit to a specialist and he checked me. Not with his finger I mind you but a big glass dildo, so he could see inside my ass. He said it was as bad hemroids as he has seen in a while. the tube was hurting so bad I had tears in my eyes. he said I needed to get a shot to stop the painor it would hurt like this all night. I said no way, the pain was more than I could handle right now. He finaly talked me into it. He turned me over and said this is going to sting a little. Then a I scrame holy **** and he said relax and gave me another shot. As I was screaming and cursing he said ok were half way done. Then preceeded to give me two more shots in my asshole. I was begging him to stop after the second shot. 4 shots of novacaine in my asshole.
With tears in my eyes I said that was the worse pain in my life. He said, I bet it was. You have been letting these things get worse sense you were 16. You shpould have taken care of this a long time ago. Now he tells me I have to wait and quit working out for a month. If not they will not be able to do the surgery that heals in a week. They will have to do the surgery that takes 6 months to get better.
Guys, if you have hemroids get them checked. You do n ot want to end up like this. I promise.
04-13-2004, 09:08 AM #2
That sounds like a pain the ass. Hope you get to feeling better!
04-13-2004, 09:11 AM #3
bro... just reading that had me squirming in my chair... I'm really sorry you are having to go thru that... no man should have to endure anything being shoved up his as$... well, unless he's into that sorta thing... but it doesn't sound like you enjoyed the experience. I have been noticing some bright red blood on my TP the last few months... and some itching and discomfort... is that how it starts? man, now you got me scared bro. I think I may go get checked out... but DAM I don't want nobody digging around in my as$... ugh!!
Hang in there and let us know how you make out...
04-13-2004, 09:15 AM #4Originally Posted by ripped4fsu
04-13-2004, 09:36 AM #5Respected Member
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I've had them since I was 13 yrs old. They used to be extremely bad. Bloody stool, pain that was severe enough to take a sick day from work. I'm not sure if it's my diet or not, but Ive only had one flare up in 18 months and it was tickles compared to the old days.
Needle in my sphinctor? I don't think so. Sumbitch is putting me under if I have to get surgery
04-13-2004, 09:38 AM #6
I had my checked out about 5 years ago. When he put the glass thing in my ass to look I about went over the freaking table. I can only imagine the pain you must have went through. **** bro....hope you get better fast.
04-13-2004, 09:40 AM #7Originally Posted by Pheedno
04-13-2004, 09:42 AM #8Originally Posted by TPAK
I have no idea how men can be gay. There is no way I could ever learn to enjoy that.
04-13-2004, 09:46 AM #9AR Hall of Fame
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Yeah, no kidding!
Most bb'ers have em!
Gotta love those squats and leg presses huh?
04-13-2004, 09:47 AM #10
I think I am now going to upgrade hemroids to the top spot on my biggest fears in life list.
04-13-2004, 09:47 AM #11Originally Posted by mart651
04-13-2004, 09:48 AM #12Originally Posted by SwoleCat
My doc said I needed to quit BBing all together. I said I rather go threw the pain. Thats dedication baby.
04-13-2004, 09:54 AM #13Originally Posted by chicamahomico
Like I said above. I never imagined the pain could be so bad.
04-13-2004, 10:07 AM #14Originally Posted by TPAK
How was Texas yankee boy? Did you meet up with Big T?
04-13-2004, 10:14 AM #15Originally Posted by mart651
Texas went well you Hillbilly Southern Bell....lol. Had a great time. Although I did not meet up with Big T. Got in the rental car and was looking for his number. I never wrote it down. I was so pissed. I through stuff all over the car. People driving by must have though I lost my mind... Got a job offer and really thinking of moving there. So what do you think of another Yankee moving south?
04-13-2004, 10:17 AM #16Originally Posted by TPAK
I guess you guys are like hemroids. You come down and are a pain in the ass and it is almost impossible to get rid of you.
I think you would realy enjoy the south. If you are not a big partier and are ready to settle down. Life is just so much more laid back down here.
04-13-2004, 10:28 AM #17
I think you would realy enjoy the south. If you are not a big partier and are ready to settle down. Life is just so much more laid back down here.[/QUOTE]
I know what you are saying. Everyone up here is always in a rush. Including myself. Hell people even waived back to me while I was there. They never do that up here in NY. I am just waiting to see if they will pay me what I said I needed. If they do I am there.
04-13-2004, 10:42 AM #18
OMG! that sux ahhh... thank god i dont have any hemroids .... hope i never ever do
04-13-2004, 11:47 AM #19Originally Posted by animal-inside
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hmmmm......... methinks I might get those checked someday then - I get them on and off - got a special donut cushion now to sit on and that helped a lot
04-13-2004, 11:57 AM #21
Darn mart... thats nasty... I've always had 'em but never to that extent. I started with the baby wipes pretty early on though... saved me a lot of grief.
My sister had 'em pretty bad... she had to get 'em cauterized. I dunno... there something that would terrify me about a hot poker up my...
Good luck with the surgery bro... everyone I know who had it done felt MUCH better after.
04-13-2004, 11:57 AM #22Originally Posted by CYCLEON
If you catch them early enough you can use laser coagulation. It is quick and you can be back to light lifting in a week and heavy in two or three. If you let it go to far they have to do surgery that takes up to six months to heal. I think I can get the laser surgery if I take it easy for the next to weeks.
04-13-2004, 12:27 PM #23
ouch...Bro, what a pain in the ass!! I guess once you start dragging the thing on the ground you might want to consider slowing down!!!
04-13-2004, 01:54 PM #24
Dang I feel for ya bros, sounds like that sheot hurts like hell.
04-13-2004, 02:38 PM #25
dam bro, i hope to never feel your pain, i do understand it.. hope all gets better
04-13-2004, 10:45 PM #26
Heres a little something to help them 'roids
04-13-2004, 10:52 PM #27
Novocaine shots in the asshole? Holy ****!
Good luck. Hpefully people can avoid what you've been going through.
04-13-2004, 10:55 PM #28
How do you get hemroids ! i dont want them
04-13-2004, 11:29 PM #29
I think you get hemroids from straining, if I'm not mistaken. For example: Squat & Leg Press
04-14-2004, 12:18 AM #30
I would have tapped out long before this part...
Holy **** ****!!! God **** and many other colorful words...
Originally Posted by mart651
04-14-2004, 07:57 AM #31Originally Posted by buff87
He had me in a vulnerable position. I was afraid if I tapped out he would have just went in further.
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