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    Normally I don't believe a watch can land a lady, but...

    A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

    He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

    The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

    "No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

    The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

    "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

    "What's it telling you now?"

    "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."

    The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!"

    The man explains, "**** thing must be an hour fast."

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    lol, thats awesome

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    i like that one

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    lol, nice.

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    that was funny

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    That's a good one

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    *Throws Tomato*

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    hhaha, that was pretty good

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    HAHA Agreed. I'm gonna steal that one for sure.

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    awesome..

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    I was have always liked that one and laugh everytime. I've never heard the 'detailed' version however. It's always "Your not wearing any panties" 'Yes I am'.."****, my watch must be an hour fast"

    Peace

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    Nice.

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    Anything Rambo says now confuses me...haha jk bro

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    good one lol

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    Lol..

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    Quote Originally Posted by animal-inside
    i'm with rambo on this one
    Yeah, but you're from Canada so your opinion doesn't count.

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    This is the first time I have been in agreement with Rambo in recent memory...should I go see a doc?

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