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    My Stamina Sucks!!!

    Hey bros,

    Lately my sexual stamina has been ****! Like 5 mins with a chick at the most. Any advice to keep me going long and strong? Thanks

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    dont go out with a loaded gun

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    look and my screen name...Long and Strong...think about grandma taking a crap!!!! that works for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Long&Strong
    look and my screen name...Long and Strong...think about grandma taking a crap!!!! that works for me

    Then push her piles back up her ass.

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    Exactly.....
    Quote Originally Posted by floyd_turbo
    dont go out with a loaded gun

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    Up the dosage of your test! Or think about Grandma screwing grandpa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butch
    Up the dosage of your test! Or think about Grandma screwing grandpa.
    lol i dont know about u guys, but that would just kill my erection. I rather think of baseball, car crashes... stuff like that

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    take it out and slap it... old porn star trick... works for me every time. when you're about to lose it, slip it out and give it a good, swift back hand, and do it hard, don't be a bich about it. it might hurt a little but that'll go away once you slide it back in. since i learned this, it's all under control!

    btw i'm totally serious, just slap the ****er... your schlock, not the girl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbouncinballs
    take it out and slap it... old porn star trick... works for me every time. when you're about to lose it, slip it out and give it a good, swift back hand, and do it hard, don't be a bich about it. it might hurt a little but that'll go away once you slide it back in. since i learned this, it's all under control!

    btw i'm totally serious, just slap the ****er... your schlock, not the girl!

    this is golden

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbouncinballs
    take it out and slap it... old porn star trick... works for me every time. when you're about to lose it, slip it out and give it a good, swift back hand, and do it hard, don't be a bich about it. it might hurt a little but that'll go away once you slide it back in. since i learned this, it's all under control!

    btw i'm totally serious, just slap the ****er... your schlock, not the girl!
    bwhahaahahaha...that **** had me laughing so hard i had tears in my eyes....classic

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbouncinballs
    take it out and slap it... old porn star trick... works for me every time. when you're about to lose it, slip it out and give it a good, swift back hand, and do it hard, don't be a bich about it. it might hurt a little but that'll go away once you slide it back in. since i learned this, it's all under control!

    btw i'm totally serious, just slap the ****er... your schlock, not the girl!
    i'll vouch for that, works like a charm, sometimes i slap the bitch too

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    HAHAHAHAHAH, you guys are too funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbouncinballs
    take it out and slap it... old porn star trick... works for me every time. when you're about to lose it, slip it out and give it a good, swift back hand, and do it hard, don't be a bich about it. it might hurt a little but that'll go away once you slide it back in. since i learned this, it's all under control!

    btw i'm totally serious, just slap the ****er... your schlock, not the girl!

    I will give this a try

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    Or you could just take 50mg of cialis. Who cares if you bust? Its not like you'll lose your hardon anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbouncinballs
    take it out and slap it... old porn star trick... works for me every time. when you're about to lose it, slip it out and give it a good, swift back hand, and do it hard, don't be a bich about it. it might hurt a little but that'll go away once you slide it back in. since i learned this, it's all under control!

    btw i'm totally serious, just slap the ****er... your schlock, not the girl!
    I field tested this theory today... conclusion it does help

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    Quote Originally Posted by PiecinItUp
    Hey bros,

    Lately my sexual stamina has been ****! Like 5 mins with a chick at the most. Any advice to keep me going long and strong? Thanks
    How long are you taking when you masturbate? Probably 5 minutes. Practice...take 15 or 20 and that might help you out with your female partners when it really counts. If it is really bad -going on anti-depressants will definitely make you last longer, medically proven although if not depressed that might be extreme but maybe you will need that....

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    just pull it out and wack it a few times, u'll last for days....

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    Dude

    Quote Originally Posted by Sage
    just pull it out and wack it a few times, u'll last for days....
    Dude, step away from the penis. Don't be wacking it...well ****, I really don't care what you do with yours but I am not going to be slapping my little big friend around.

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    I've been lurking enough. I have to get in on this one.
    I know from frequent and recent experience that slapping it does in fact work.
    Hell, sometimes I even slap it for him. Anything to keep it going….
    Although, you might want to let HER in on what your doing.
    The first time I witnessed this “self-help method” I didn’t know if I should kick him off me or plan some type of retaliation. It worked out in the end…Still does …as long as you slap it every now and again.

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