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    funny doctor story

    thought this might get some laughs. I took 1 serving of ripped fuel at 7:00 in the morning. About 7:15 I get a call that I have a doctors appointment. At around 8:00 they take my height, weight, ect. When they get to my bp or pulse, don't know which one they freak out. Im guessing it was because of the ripped full.
    They redo it like 3 times, ask me if I'm on anything, if I smoke ect. They finally just go ahead with my physical and explain that I'm probably nervous about them having to touch my balls and all. I thought it was funny anyways.

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    ROFL

    That is pretty funny!!!

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    Re: funny doctor story

    Originally posted by lil_josh
    They finally just go ahead with my physical and explain that I'm probably nervous about them having to touch my balls and all.
    Idiots! Don't they know that everyone enjoys having their balls touched???

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    Re: Re: funny doctor story

    Originally posted by EXCESS

    Idiots! Don't they know that everyone enjoys having their balls touched???
    Not if it's a guy.

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    Or if their hands are cold

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    LOL

    Here's a joke along the same lines...

    A MEDICAL STORY

    **A new medical doctor started his residency in Obstetrics and Gynecology. He was somewhat embarrassed performing pelvic exams and had unconsciously
    formed a habit of whistling softly to cover his embarrassment.
    The young lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out
    laughing and further embarrassed him.
    He snapped "Just what is so funny?"
    She replied, "I'm sorry doctor, but the song you were whistling was
    "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener"!!

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    good one cali.


    I went to the doctors office just b4 I started this cycle. They did all the weight, height ect. One week later I had to go back for a follow up. ( but I had started my D-bol now ) They freaked out cuz I was 8 or 9 pounds heavier. I just had to laugh under my breath. ( but my blood presure went down, )

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