Favorite movie LINE(s) of all time . . .

**KINGKONG** · 05-27-2004, 08:39 PM

first you get the money then you get the power then you get the women
scarface,
al pacino

**GoodTimeCharlie** · 05-27-2004, 08:57 PM

"Hey, does this tie make me look fat?"

"No, your face makes you look fat; the tie makes you look stupid."

--Tommy Boy

**Xavier_4446** · 05-27-2004, 09:47 PM

Don't think you are, know you are (Matrix I, Morphous)

**flexin-rph** · 05-29-2004, 09:00 PM

"I came in here to kick a@@ & chew bubble-gum....& I'm fresh out of
bubble-gum"
Rowdy Roddy Piper in "They Live"

**punk_bbuilder** · 05-29-2004, 09:14 PM

(favorite movie Predator)
"bunch of slack jawed faggots round here..this shi t will make you a god da mn sexual tyranasourus...Just like me" - Blane (jesse ventura) Predator

"billy what is it, you know something"-poncho
"im scared poncho" -billy
"you aint afraid of no man" - poncho
"whats out there...it aint no man...were all gonna die" - billy Predator

"Your ghostin us motherfuker...I dont care who you are back in teh world...You give away are postiion one more time...ill bleed you .real quiet and leave you heree...GOT THAT!!" -Mac Predator

"it cant rain all the time" - Brandon Lee (the crow)

**Lozgod** · 05-29-2004, 11:27 PM

"Do you know who I am Mr. Whorley?
I am the anti-Christ. You caught me in a vendetta kind of mood.
Tell the angels in heaven you NEVER seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Don Concetti I work as consigleierei for a man named Mr. Blue Lou Boil."
----Christopher Walken
----True Romance

**FRANK WHITE** · 05-29-2004, 11:38 PM

Originally Posted by punk_bbuilder

(favorite movie Predator)
"bunch of slack jawed faggots round here..this shi t will make you a god da mn sexual tyranasourus...Just like me" - Blane (jesse ventura) Predator

"billy what is it, you know something"-poncho
"im scared poncho" -billy
"you aint afraid of no man" - poncho
"whats out there...it aint no man...were all gonna die" - billy Predator

"Your ghostin us motherfuker...I dont care who you are back in teh world...You give away are postiion one more time...ill bleed you .real quiet and leave you heree...GOT THAT!!" -Mac Predator

"it cant rain all the time" - Brandon Lee (the crow)

PBuilder,

I have always liked the quote you listed from Brandon Lee in the Crow also. I really liked him a lot and was very saddened by what happened. What a senseless tragedy.
Also agree with you on Predator, lotta great lines in that movie: What about when the guy tells Jesse Ventura he's bleeding. Ventura sais, "I ain't got time to bleed." Thats a classic.

**Warrior** · 05-29-2004, 11:40 PM

Frank White - I thought for sure you were gonna do Christopher Walkin... like, "the way your talkin' to my brother... it's all wrong... if you do it again - I'll stab you in the face with this sodering iron..."

**FRANK WHITE** · 05-30-2004, 12:14 AM

Originally Posted by Warrior

Frank White - I thought for sure you were gonna do Christopher Walkin... like, "the way your talkin' to my brother... it's all wrong... if you do it again - I'll stab you in the face with this sodering iron..."

Warrior,

Hey, thats from Joe Dirt. That is a great line. Chris has so many great lines from so many movies I don't know where to begin. I listed a few earlier in the thread from, "King of New York." One of my favorites from "King of New York", is when he's on the subway, the guys try to rob him, he pulls a gun, then offers them a job. Thats classic. That guy is definitely my favorite actor. Peace Warrior and Take Care.

**VIXI** · 05-30-2004, 12:40 AM

Freakin sharks with freakin lazer beams!!!...(Dr. Evil excited about his present)
You guys want some cookies...(Corky Romano dressed as a girl scout)
Shampoo is better...no conditioner is better & That Veronica Vaughn is one great piece of arse..(Billy Madison)
Write that down....(Van Wilder)
You're my boy blue!!!...(Old School)

**VIXI** · 05-30-2004, 12:49 AM

and this one takes the cake...
Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say cow because they are sacred, but I hear milk, I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that ****, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder. ..lmao

**thetank** · 05-30-2004, 09:11 PM

"you know, your son looks like a fag to me....You better get re-married soon, or he is going to have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson."
-paul newman
Slapshot (1977)

**GeoQuadzilla** · 05-30-2004, 10:16 PM

"Your crazy man...I like you, but your crazy" (Will Farrel Old School)

"Hi Melissa this is your husband Frank Ricard I was going to be in the neighbourhood later and was wondering if you'd like to go for some frozen yogurt... Or even a full meal of food" (Will Farrel again Old school)

"Drago!!! Drago!!!" (Rocky 4 on the mountain)

**Blown_SC** · 05-30-2004, 10:28 PM

Originally Posted by GeoQuadzilla

"Your crazy man...I like you, but your crazy" (Will Farrel Old School)

That WHOLE SCENE made me piss my pants....funny a$$ sheit bro..

**betatest** · 05-30-2004, 11:32 PM

"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent; personified in this case by a horrible cvnt. Me." - Brick Top ( Snatch )

"If you're going to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." - Eli Wallach ( The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly )

**Jeremy34** · 05-31-2004, 03:15 AM

I'm gonna hang out with my wang out. (Stifler)

**hercules88** · 05-31-2004, 07:25 AM

owen wilson to jackie chan in shanghai noon.

you said wet shirt wont break, not piss shirt bend bar.

**GeoQuadzilla** · 05-31-2004, 09:03 AM

Hahaha Yeah that movie was great... Probably my favorite comedy ever!

Originally Posted by Blown_SC

That WHOLE SCENE made me piss my pants....funny a$$ sheit bro..

**Blown_SC** · 05-31-2004, 09:28 AM

Originally Posted by GeoQuadzilla

Hahaha Yeah that movie was great... Probably my favorite comedy ever!

Yeah...but Elisha Cuthbert was smoking too...
I can still remember watching her as a 12 year old on Popular Mechanics for Kids.....dirty thoughts

**animal-inside** · 05-31-2004, 01:12 PM

"are you ready to enter a nationally owned hotel under false pretenses, a phony name and a head full of acid? I sure hope so"
fear and laothing

any line from fear and loathin in las vegas... the whole movie is one giant quote...

same with full metal jacket...

**GoodTimeCharlie** · 05-31-2004, 01:16 PM

I sure felt stupid when i realized that i bumped this OLD thread to the front. But it sure seems popular.

**VIXI** · 05-31-2004, 01:19 PM

Originally Posted by animal-inside

"are you ready to enter a nationally owned hotel under false pretenses, a phony name and a head full of acid? I sure hope so"
fear and laothing

any line from fear and loathin in las vegas... the whole movie is one giant quote...

same with full metal jacket...

haha...loved fear and loathing...you're so right..back you animals!!

**medic23** · 05-31-2004, 01:50 PM

I shall finish the game speach-Billy the Kid in Young Guns II

**general31** · 05-31-2004, 01:55 PM

"You were a pitbull, you didnt hesitate and they didnt back you down an inch and that is very rare in this world."

Patrick Swayze to Keenue Reeves
Point Break

**animal-inside** · 05-31-2004, 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by VIXI

haha...loved fear and loathing...you're so right..back you animals!!

hahaha.. i started downloading tha tmovie once i made that post.. been awhile

"we can't stop here!!! this is bat country!!"

**philosopher** · 05-31-2004, 05:19 PM

Illegitimus non Carborundem: "Don't let the scum bags grind you down"

**hercules88** · 05-31-2004, 05:40 PM

well what if he calls my mom a whore, well is she a wore?

patrick swaze road house

LM1332 · 05-31-2004, 06:52 PM

All you mother****ers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna **** your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax ****s who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our ****, then **** out our ****, then eat their **** which is made up of our **** that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you mother****s are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.

**hercules88** · 05-31-2004, 07:03 PM

you know when you make a copy of a copy and it doesnt turn out as good as the original?

multiplicity

**animal-inside** · 05-31-2004, 07:07 PM

"hey you guys!!!"

goonies..

**Warrior** · 05-31-2004, 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by animal-inside

"hey you guys!!!"

goonies..

CHUNK!!!!

**hercules88** · 05-31-2004, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by Warrior

CHUNK!!!!

no its CAPTIN CHUNK!!!!!

**magicstick2003** · 05-31-2004, 07:38 PM

well i got a pretty nice lil day planned goin to home depot..maybe buy some wall paper maybe get some flooring stuff like that maybe bed bath and beyond i dont know, i dont know if i'll have enough time!!! old school......
alright ill do one!! .. FILL IT UP AGAIN!!!

**Galoot67** · 05-31-2004, 08:05 PM

"and if i were drinking out of the toilet i could have been killed" Ace Ventura

**betatest** · 05-31-2004, 10:23 PM

"Yeah I got two words for you. Joke off."

"Yippee-ki-yay, Mister Falcon."

Die Hard 2 after it was edited for television.

**SAUCYgator** · 05-31-2004, 11:28 PM

BEST QUOTE EVER "all we got on this team is a bunch of nig gers, spic s, jews and a booger eating moron" tanner from bad news bears describing his team

**sooners04** · 06-01-2004, 03:35 AM

Ty Webb: You take drugs Danny.
Danny Noonan: Yes everyday.
Ty: Good, whats the problem.
Danny: I don't know, I don't know. Caddyshack

Rebecca Howe: You slept with her?
Sam Malone: No, no, who could sleep with all that sex going on. Cheers

Diane Chambers: I would like to propose a toast if I may.
Sam Malone: Sure, why stop at seven. Cheers

You climb obstacles like old people f*** you know that private pile. Full Metal Jacket

**Blown_SC** · 06-01-2004, 06:53 AM

Originally Posted by betatest

"Yeah I got two words for you. Joke off."

"Yippee-ki-yay, Mister Falcon."

Die Hard 2 after it was edited for television.

**RJM03** · 06-01-2004, 07:50 AM

This is the best film story post whore thread ever:

Ty Webb: I like you Betty,
Noonan: Its Danny sir.
Webb: Danny

"Big gulps huh?? See ya later" (D and d'er)

"Mitch I just went over the sunshine real estate proposal and its COMPLETELY F'd" (old school)

Frank you need to walk away from this thing ASAP.......

Frank: This is the happiest day of my life

dont start that **** with me, look at me frank, do I look happy? Look there's my wife staring, judging, look at the baby, look at the baby....

Nice Job frank, one vagina for the rest of your life. (old school)

Mitch: You know I thought I had true love, but then I hopped the red eye home from Chicago and two naked people jumped out of my closet like it was a god**** magic show........

I think what Mitch is trying to say is true love is blind... (olds school)

Mitch: The seatbelt is broken what do you recommend I do?

Cabby: I recommend you stop being such a f*ggot. ( old school)

(Under siege)
someone named Ribeck conatcting us via seal megaphone.

Admiral Bates: Casey Ribeck's on the Missouri??

CIA guy: How do we know that this Swiback character isnt working with them?

Capt. Garza: I'll vouch for Ribeck he's one of ours.