Favorite movie LINE(s) of all time . . .

Well, now that another "favorite movie" thread has started (making it two, plus the separate thread on favorite Arnold movies), I'm gonna give into temptation and start a really esoteric thread that I thought of a couple of months ago: favorite movie lines of all time.

We're not talking total films here, but simply lines that were so good that they've become classic on their own.

So without further a-doo [sic], here are my nominees . . .

"No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country." (George C. Scott, Patton)

"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! You ain't heard nothin' yet! Wait a minute! I tell ya, ya ain't heard nothin'! Do you wanna hear 'Toot Toot Tootsie?'" (Al Jolson, The Jazz Singer)

"Who do you have to fuck to get a drink around here?" (Cliff Gorman, Boys in the Band)

"Sounds like bull shinto to me." (Kevin Costner, American Flyers)

"I'll have what she's having." (The woman responding to Meg Ryan's faked orgasm in a restaurant, When Harry Met Sally)

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. [Slurp.]" (Anthony Hopkins, Silence of the Lambs)

"I am big. It's the pictures that got small." (Gloria Swanson, Sunset Boulevard)

"Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death." (Rosalind Russell, Auntie Mame)

"Cream?" "No, thank you. I take my coffee black . . . like my men." (The little girl in Airplane)

And my personal favorite . . .

"No... wire... hangers!!! Ever!!!" (Faye Dunaway, Mommie Dearest)

The floor is now open . . . :D

who else to quote other than tony montana!?




"Whattaya lookin' at? You're all a bunch of fucking assholes. You know why? 'Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what dat make you? Good? You're not good; you just know how to hide. Howda lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth--even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on; the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this, let me tell ya. Come on, make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through; you better get outta his way!"



"I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?" (Tony to Sosa

Baby Jane.....

"But ya are Blanche, ya are in that wheelchair !!!"

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse!

Godfather Part I Circa 1972

Commando...

ARNIE: Remember when I said I was going to kill you last sully!

SULLY: Ya you did major you did!

ARNIE: I lied!

"groovy!"

(bruce campbell evil dead 2 and army of darkness)

"It's beyond my control"

Johm Malkovich to Michelle Pfifer in Dangerous Liasons.

"Victems, aren't we all." (Brandon Lee-the crow)

Opinons are like assholes we all have one
Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry

"everyman dies, but not every man really lives."
- mel gibson, BRAVEHEART

one of my favs :)

"You fuckers think because a guy reads comic books he can't start some shit!?"
-Brodie in Mallrats

"You can run me and you can starve me and you can beat me and you can kill me...JUST DON'T BORE ME" - Clint Eastwood, drunk Marine Gunnery seargent in jail....Heartbreak Ridge

"Private Pyle, your ass looks like a hundred and fifty punds of chewed bubble-gum...anyone ever tell you that?!?!" Full Metal Jacket

"Four......ugh,I should of yelled two" (Rodney, Caddyshack)

"It's in the hole" (Bill, Caddyshack)

"Who's chopper is this?"
"Zed"
"Who's Zed?"
"Zed's dead. Zed's dead" (Pulp Fiction)

I'll be back ?

read my sig ......

"In the words of a broken heart, its just emotions taking me over, caught up in sorrow, lost in the sun, but if u dont come back, come home to me darling. Nobody left in this world to hold me tight. Nobody in this world to kiss good night." Destiny's Child (Sorry, it's a song, but it's absolutely beautiful. . it is sung absolutely exquisitely.)

"Samsonite!! I was WAY off! I knew it started with an "S" though. ( Jim Carrey, Dumb and Dumber)

"Zip it! Shhh! Heeehhh!!!! w-w-w-dot-zip-it-dot-com-dot-org." (Dr Evil, Austin Powers)

That line was freaking priceless.

"Then the first thing that happens is I see you, and I thought this is going to be one terrific day so you better live it up, boy, 'cause tomorrow you'll be nothing. "

James Dean - Rebel Without a Cause (1955)

"Any of you that have ever felt stepped on, left out, picked on, put down. . . why don't you just come down here and join us. . .! "

Robert Carradine - Revenge of the Nerds (1984)

"I eat little shits like you for breakfast.."
"You eat shit for breakfast??"
Adam Sandler - Waterboy

" I'm not your problem, I'm just a businessman."

Chris Walken; "King of New York"


"I've got work for you. I'm at the Plaza Hotel. Ask for Frank White."

Chris Walken; "King of New York" To the robbers on the subway.


" Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know which one your going to get."

Tom Hanks; Forrest Gump


Agree with XsunshineX:

Victims aren't we all.

Brandon Lee; "The Crow"


Go ahead Punk, Make my Day.

Big Clint: "Dirty Harry"

" Life is the ultimate journey. Without passion, why make the
trip at all."

Anthony Hopkins; "Meet Joe Black"

There are a lot more; just can't think of them right now. Will return to this subject.

Nice thread TNT.:)

"I know what you're thinking. You're wondering if I fired 5 shots or 6. To tell you the truth, in all this confusion I kinda lost count myself. But since this a 357 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and it could probably take your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel Lucky? Well....do ya punk?

Clint Eastwood - Dirty Harry



Gene Hackman - "You just shot an un-armed man!!"
Clint Eastwood - "Well he should've armed himself"

Unforgiven

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Originally posted by bigkev
who else to quote other than tony montana!?




"Whattaya lookin' at? You're all a bunch of fucking assholes. You know why? 'Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what dat make you? Good? You're not good; you just know how to hide. Howda lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth--even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on; the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this, let me tell ya. Come on, make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through; you better get outta his way!"



"I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?" (Tony to Sosa

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My favorite: "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"

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Commando...

ARNIE: Remember when I said I was going to kill you last sully!

SULLY: Ya you did major you did!

ARNIE: I lied!

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"What happened to Sully?"

"I had to let him go."

LMAO

"I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

Crash Davis in Bull Durham

"Somtimes Honey, being a bitch is all a woman has to hold on to."

and

"You may be young and fast, but I'm old and have more insurance(as she drives into the younger womans car)"

Kathy Bates in Fried Green Tomatoes.

You're obviously the big dick and the man on either side of you are your balls. you know there are two types of balls. big, brave balls and little minzy faggot balls. You're shrinking and so are your balls. you lack vision. dicks arent really clever. they smell some pussy and want a piece of the action. you thought you smelled some good old pussy and brought your two little faggot balls along for a good ole time. but you're mistaken. there's no pussy here, just a dose that will make you wish you were born a woman. and the fact that your guns say replica and mine says Desert Eagle .50 should precipitate your balls inot shrinking along with your presence. Now FUCK OFF!!


Snatch.

you want the truth im entitled to the truth you cant handle the truth

"I eat little shits like you for breakfast.."
"You eat shit for breakfast??"
Adam Sandler - Waterboy

actually from --- happy gilmore

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anyways -

dumb and dumber -
"look at that butt ----- yeah he must work out"

dumb and dumber -
"why thats a lovely accent - new jersey?
Austria
Oh well then g'day mate, put another shrimp on the bobby"

will smith: People should know the truth ,they are smart ,they can handle it .
Special agent K:Person is smart, People are aggressive,stupid dangerous animal.
MIB

Clerks-- THIRTY SEVEN!

Coming to America-- This is beautiful, what is this velvet.

Chasing Amy-- "Ok so theres a hundred dollar bill in the center of a four point intersection. On one coner is the attractive polite woman loving, man liking lesbian. At the second corner is the ugly evil man hating dyke, at the 3rd corner is the easter bunny, and on the last corner is santa claus. Now tell me, who gets to the $100 bill first? Its easy the dyke, cause the other 3 are figments of your fu*king imagination."

"everyone want go heavan ,no one want death"

screwface(marked for death)

Got another one I just thought of.......

"Don't fuck with me fellas, this isn't my 1st time at the Rodeo"

--Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford, talking to the Pepsi Cola Corp. board of directors, .....her husband had been President of Pepsi and had died, then the board tried to retire her from the board. She would have NONE of it.

:lol:

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Clerks-- THIRTY SEVEN!

Coming to America-- This is beautiful, what is this velvet.

Chasing Amy-- "Ok so theres a hundred dollar bill in the center of a four point intersection. On one coner is the attractive polite woman loving, man liking lesbian. At the second corner is the ugly evil man hating dyke, at the 3rd corner is the easter bunny, and on the last corner is santa claus. Now tell me, who gets to the $100 bill first? Its easy the dyke, cause the other 3 are figments of your fu*king imagination."

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Oh man, I love that from Chasing Amy, HILARIOUS!!!

This isn't from a movie, it's from The Simpsons, but I love it:

"I'm from Canada.....and they think I'm slow.....eh."

Special ed. kid to Bart.


:lol:

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Opinons are like assholes we all have one
Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry

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Awesome quote :cool:

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Awesome quote :cool:

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What are you doing!!? You just bumped a thread that is over 2 years old. Come on newbie.. :rolleyes:

"you prey your cards are right, live to talk about it" in harsh ass chinese accent. - 1 of the 3 storms in BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA

"Are you guys sure I should try this???"
-Half Baked

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What are you doing!!? You just bumped a thread that is over 2 years old. Come on newbie.. :rolleyes:

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HAHA didnt even notice.

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What are you doing!!? You just bumped a thread that is over 2 years old. Come on newbie.. :rolleyes:

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My question.. How do they find these old ass threads? :unsure:

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My question.. How do they find these old ass threads? :unsure:

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HE IS THE ONLINE FORUM DEAD THREAD JESUS! :afro:

But as long as we're at it...

When asked how he writes women so well...
"I think of a man, and take away reason and accountability..."
-JACK in As Good As It Gets

Another good one (Sorta fuzzy on this one)
"You know what your problem is? You sit around all day waiting for me to come home and f*ck j00. Why don't you get a job or something? Go help blind kids..."
-Tony Mont

"we're all scared, its what you do now that makes a difference" blackhawk down

you have to be the worst pirate ive ever heard of.... yes but you have heard of me.., pirates of the carribean