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  1. 02-07-2002, 10:29 AM #1
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    Joke

    A man and woman are lying in bed together on their 50th wedding anniversary. She says "Honey, go into the closet and bring out the shoe box on the top shelf. I have something to show you". So the man retrives the box and brings it back to the bed. He opens it, and inside are 3 eggs and $15,000 in 1 dollar bills. He says "What is this?" She proceeds to explain "In our 50 years of marriage, every time you did not make me orgasm during love making I put a single egg in the box". The man beamed with joy and was quite proud. He then asks "Well, where is the money from?" She again explains "Every time I reached a dozen eggs I cashed them in for a dollar"
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  2. 02-07-2002, 11:05 AM #2
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    Poor guy...But hey you have to please the ladies..

    good joke Pete....haha
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    If my wife is doing that...................I RICH !!!!!!!!
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    NO after thinking about it, she would spend the money before giving it to me.
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  5. 02-07-2002, 02:28 PM #5
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    That's so depressing.

    I told the old fart to start taking that deam TEST 400, LOL
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  6. 02-07-2002, 08:24 PM #6
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    ehhehehehe good one
    Why do the girls fake orgasms?
    They think man care......
    hehehe
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    Nice PETEY.


    You too manjak, that is so true.
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  8. 02-07-2002, 08:46 PM #8
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    Funny stuff.

    manijak, PPP......I care
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  11. 02-08-2002, 12:43 AM #11
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    now hows that for reality check nice one pete
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