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    injection in scrotum????

    i heard from a friend that injecting into scrotum (not testes) improves the drug. i tried it and now my scrotum is 4 times the size and hurts to touch and has a blueish tint to it(bruising), also one of my testes shrunk down to nothing. WHAT DO I DO!!!

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    sure you did. this joke is old

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    Please tell me you didn't really do this.

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    i sure as hell hope this is a joke. cause if it isnt u would be the dumbest mofo i have ever met

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    call an ambulance. seriously go see a doc!

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    Good luck with that bro. ( I do hope you're joking )

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    who in their right frame of mind would do this? hope your kidding bro i wouldnt put anything sharp near my nuts ever!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidJoseph
    i heard from a friend that injecting into scrotum (not testes) improves the drug. i tried it and now my scrotum is 4 times the size and hurts to touch and has a blueish tint to it(bruising), also one of my testes shrunk down to nothing. WHAT DO I DO!!!

    i did that shiit once, my pecker went from benching 8lbs to 18lbs!! veins like nothing else. i think i am going to stick vars in my ass. probably around 35mg ed and see what happens. my goals are to be able to thrust turds out of my ass at the speed of sound! i think i can achieve these goals with a good diet, hard training and plenty of rest. what do you guys think about this? do think this is veesable? i really need to know so i dont waste my money and time..any replies would greatly be appreciate it!!! baffoon!

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    Now that i have read that along with a couple of other people on this board, I think we are all dumber beacuse of it.

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    LMAO hung!

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    let your friend take you to the doc since he gave you excellent advice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoon
    let your friend take you to the doc since he gave you excellent advice!
    i wonder if his friend gave him the injection?? oh i forgot to ask if he aspirated too!! another thing if you see white stuff in the syringe, it is not blood man!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidJoseph
    i heard from a friend that injecting into scrotum (not testes) improves the drug. i tried it and now my scrotum is 4 times the size and hurts to touch and has a blueish tint to it(bruising), also one of my testes shrunk down to nothing. WHAT DO I DO!!!
    Man you are funny. You should be on stand up. I have never heard this joke before it is so original. Your parents must be proud. Are they first cousins by the way? Man I am gonna call HBO and get you your own hour of stand up. Keep up the bad work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidJoseph
    i heard from a friend that injecting into scrotum (not testes) improves the drug. i tried it and now my scrotum is 4 times the size and hurts to touch and has a blueish tint to it(bruising), also one of my testes shrunk down to nothing. WHAT DO I DO!!!
    This is just to da*n funny, it has to a joke...I'm not going to put a needle anywhere near my boys..

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    Quote Originally Posted by hung-solo
    i did that shiit once, my pecker went from benching 8lbs to 18lbs!! veins like nothing else. i think i am going to stick vars in my ass. probably around 35mg ed and see what happens. my goals are to be able to thrust turds out of my ass at the speed of sound! i think i can achieve these goals with a good diet, hard training and plenty of rest. what do you guys think about this? do think this is veesable? i really need to know so i dont waste my money and time..any replies would greatly be appreciate it!!! baffoon!
    LMAO!!!

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    Sounds crazy to me, but why hasn't he posted " it was a joke " yet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidJoseph
    i heard from a friend that injecting into scrotum (not testes) improves the drug. i tried it and now my scrotum is 4 times the size and hurts to touch and has a blueish tint to it(bruising), also one of my testes shrunk down to nothing. WHAT DO I DO!!!
    1. Put down the syringe
    2. go back into the building with the round padded walls.
    3. stop listening to all your buddies in there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidJoseph
    i heard from a friend that injecting into scrotum (not testes) improves the drug. i tried it and now my scrotum is 4 times the size and hurts to touch and has a blueish tint to it(bruising), also one of my testes shrunk down to nothing. WHAT DO I DO!!!
    First problem is you should have used a 10ga 6in needle and you should have
    driven the thing all the way to your brain (its in your ass) JK JK LOL

    Really, if you did do this then go seek help from a doctor!

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    i still think it is a good idea though... i wish you guys would flame this guy anymore.. he is a pioneer!!! he needs to be treated with respect!!

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    At least he missed his "Ass Ring"

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    Hammer theory

    Next time just lay you bag on the table and smack it with a hammer! You'll get the same effect and can save gear at the same time.

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    Thumbs down

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    thats the funniest **** i have ever heard

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    i can do that without shooting up my ass... it's called years of probing and training...

    Quote Originally Posted by hung-solo
    i did that shiit once, my pecker went from benching 8lbs to 18lbs!! veins like nothing else. i think i am going to stick vars in my ass. probably around 35mg ed and see what happens. my goals are to be able to thrust turds out of my ass at the speed of sound! i think i can achieve these goals with a good diet, hard training and plenty of rest. what do you guys think about this? do think this is veesable? i really need to know so i dont waste my money and time..any replies would greatly be appreciate it!!! baffoon!

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    Good one fun boy..........

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    did it look like this?
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails injection in scrotum????-balls.jpg  

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    lol there was a post like this few weeks back...cant believe anyone would even consider this...rofl

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    Quote Originally Posted by CYCLEON
    did it look like this?
    bringing back an oldie...

    ps- theres no way this guy shot test into his sack... he wouldnt be able to walk to the computer to type his post.

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    Now that is some funny shet...

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    haha anever laughed so **** hard

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    Quote Originally Posted by monstercojones
    bringing back an oldie...

    ps- theres no way this guy shot test into his sack... he wouldnt be able to walk to the computer to type his post.

    Im glad somebody remembers that thread - one of the funniest of all time and then keymastur had to do his thing

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    Even me, a person who had 2 frenum barbells and hoops in both nipples, wouldn't put a needle to my balls. Hell, I had 2 14 gauge needles go through my penis and my nipples, that was painful enough.

    ::Eh, cringes in pain::

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    BULLSH!T - just given Cycleon a reason to bring back the pic of Money Boss Hustla's nut sack!

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    i'll be ****ed before someone comes close to my sack with a needle

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    Quote Originally Posted by supirman45
    Even me, a person who had 2 frenum barbells and hoops in both nipples, wouldn't put a needle to my balls. Hell, I had 2 14 gauge needles go through my penis and my nipples, that was painful enough.

    ::Eh, cringes in pain::
    I got a 4 gauge PA through my pecker, and it wasn't much pain at all...

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    This thread just hurts... the whole fuking thing...

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    I hate all comedians except for Carrot Top!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warrior
    This thread just hurts... the whole fuking thing...
    sorry bro... i'll refrain on posting any pics then...

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    How many times is this story going to go around?

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