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    Worst WU experience ever!!!!!

    I go up there and start filling out the form. Im doing really good making up a fake everything. I put down the exact amount of money Im going to send as the exact amount in my pocket (I forgot to take into account the fee, and didn't bring enough money). So I have her to wait while I run back home and get the money, next thing you know shes filling out the form on the computer for about an hour (I stood there a ridiculously long time.) I kept thinking the cops were gonna spring up from behind the dest and take me off to jail .

    Then she asks me what Im sending money for, I couldn't even think of anything so I told her "I don't know".

    Then she hands me this thing to sign, and-get this- I had forgoten my fake name. ****IT! I told her "excuse me can I see that sheet for a minute", Im sorry Im a dumbass and can't remember my own frickin name.

    So In conclusion, I don't have enough money, I don't know who I am or what the hell Im doing here Mam, but if you could please just send this money to the correct location So's I can get my Illegal drugs, I would be very happy. Thank you.

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    got a little rattled? I never get asked for the purpose of my sending money, I think they only do that if you look fishy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steroids101
    I go up there and start filling out the form. Im doing really good making up a fake everything. I put down the exact amount of money Im going to send as the exact amount in my pocket (I forgot to take into account the fee, and didn't bring enough money). So I have her to wait while I run back home and get the money, next thing you know shes filling out the form on the computer for about an hour (I stood there a ridiculously long time.) I kept thinking the cops were gonna spring up from behind the dest and take me off to jail .

    Then she asks me what Im sending money for, I couldn't even think of anything so I told her "I don't know".

    Then she hands me this thing to sign, and-get this- I had forgoten my fake name. ****IT! I told her "excuse me can I see that sheet for a minute", Im sorry Im a dumbass and can't remember my own frickin name.

    So In conclusion, I don't have enough money, I don't know who I am or what the hell Im doing here Mam, but if you could please just send this money to the correct location So's I can get my Illegal drugs, I would be very happy. Thank you.




    that's classic

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    LMAO. You had very, very bad day bro. Good luck next time

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    haha that sucks bro. I think she was just asking to make conversation. That is hilarious you forgot the name you were using though.

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    LMAO! Next time you might wanna feel all the fake **** out on a piece of paper first. You prolly don't wanna go back to that WU anymore.

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    Good hunor for the day bro... Nice post

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    thats flipping halarious- thanks for the laugh.................

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    This story was just to prove all those people who say you can still smoke pot and do steroids at the same time wrong. Or maybe not I can't remember...

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    Thats funny. Yeah I would deffinately find a new location next time.

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    First time's always the hardest. At least I hope this was your first time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SV-1


    First time's always the hardest. At least I hope this was your first time.
    Its really all your fault if you think about it SV-1, lol

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    Whenever i go in there with my girl to send funds, i always have her do it for me. The WU clerk has asked what shes sending that much money on a few occassions (probably just to make conversation). I always spring up and go "Drugs!" Everyone seems to get a pretty good laugh outta it, but especially me since i was bein honest =)

    Roid

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steroids101
    Its really all your fault if you think about it SV-1, lol
    Yes, I know. That's why I was easy on you with my response.

    Did you end up going domestic or international?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SV-1
    Yes, I know. That's why I was easy on you with my response.

    Did you end up going domestic or international?
    Domestic, I did consider the international route though. Im living with someone who doesn't know what I do, so I need to be able to accuratley guage when the package will be at the doorstep.

    Btw- I also ordered that palm scale and a load of BA, BB, and Grapeseed oil. Can't wait!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steroids101
    Domestic, I did consider the international route though. Im living with someone who doesn't know what I do, so I need to be able to accuratley guage when the package will be at the doorstep.

    Btw- I also ordered that palm scale and a load of BA, BB, and Grapeseed oil. Can't wait!!!!!!
    Cool doggie, you're now on your way to becoming a fellow mad scientist.

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    good story....the worst is when they don't attach the password and you find out later

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    Definitely funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 50%Natural
    good story....the worst is when they don't attach the password and you find out later

    Yep I know that one....

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